Look, I’m willing to keep you all in the fantasy league, you just have to promise me you’ll squash all this discussion of how I forgot to post this on time. Or I made a typo in the scoring. Or the scores are wrong. Or…just please stick to comments about Pizza (the person).
Justin was on 40 teams and scored 2 points. I bet if I’d named him Pizza more of you would have picked him. Anyway, he’s gone. None, pizza. Left? Beef.
Individual scoring table
Immunity points: 3 points to Bianca, Eve, Joe, Shauhin, Star, and Thomas. 2 points to Charity, Chrissy, David, Kamilla, Kyle, and Mitch.
Successful idol play: 4 points to Mary
VTEP points: One point to Cedrek.
Pick-4 League
Batleon and probably-not-the-Charles-I’m-thinking-of are in a tie for first this week. Diego Armando and a woman who married me are tied for fifth. BFF3D, ADS, and FNP (not to be confused with SNP) are the all-letter brigade that is in the top ten this week alongside Ms Sweaterfan, DJ Cambodia, and The Ladder. Forever1267’s team of sexy men lands in the top twenty, along with one of my children and Muggle.
Champions League:
First, I just want to say that it truly pains me that Mary’s shot in the dark worked. TheForRealDeal had the zero point season in the bag, and it just fell apart when that shot hit. Alas. Anyway, DJ Cambodia sits atop the rankings, anaphor is not far behind, and toneloke lost Pizza.
Team | Pick 1 | Pick 2 | ||||
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1 | DJ Cambodia | 25 | Kyle | 16 | Thomas | 9 |
2 | anaphor | 22 | David | 10 | Eva | 12 |
3 | Prom King | 19 | Charity | 10 | Mitch | 9 |
4 | Bassmanxvi | 17 | Chrissy | 9 | Kamilla | 8 |
5 | It's a Fucking Stick | 16 | Shauhin | 9 | Sai | 7 |
6 | Stick to the Plan | 14 | Joe | 9 | Cedrek | 5 |
6 | True Alainer | 14 | Star | 12 | Kevin | 2 |
8 | toneloke | 13 | Bianca | 11 | Justin | 2 |
9 | TheForRealDeal | 7 | Mary | 7 | Stephanie | 0 |
Other leagues
Applebee’s league, I want you to know that you are seen and will be shouted out when I have more time. But this week I am in a rush, so no league spotlights.
If you would still like to make one of those leagues, you can do so now. You can find the pages for those leagues here (there are multiple tabs for these, depending on the size of the group).

John is the co-host of the Purple Rock Survivor Podcast. He can get loud too, what the fuck!
Favorite seasons: Heroes vs. Villains, Cagayan, Pearl Islands, Tocantins, Cambodia