The real fantasy was the friends we made along the way.
54 of our 216 teams had Rachel, which is exactly 25%. 3 out of 4 of you are currently feeling like that holdout dentist that doesn’t recommend toothpaste because you’re not sure if it’s effective.
Individual scoring table
Individual immunity: 4 points to Rachel
Fire making win: 2 points to Sam
FTC votes: 2 points to Sam, 14 points to Rachel
Pick-4 League
Congratulations to this year’s champion It’s a Fucking Stick, who won the league by six points! For those of you who are new to this, the top five highest-scoring teams who left a method to contact them (like IaFS) will receive invitations to next season’s Champions League, where we conduct an actual draft. Bassmanxvi finishes in third place and will get to take another shot at recreating the greatest Champions League performance of all time (scoring exactly zero points). The people’s champion Leather Daddy Foghorn Leghorn finishes in fourth place despite only 6 points from Kishan, and will receive an invitation after making an appearance in the comments. TheForRealDeal and anaphor finish fifth and sixth, respectively, meaning the top of the standings were dominated by people who left Champions League contact info (though a leather daddy being dominant is unsurprising).
True Alainer finishes in seventh place and is our first alternate for Champions League. Our next highest-ranked player is Orangealfy in 17th, with Winner clinging to the final spot on the front page of the standings. Come back in February and do this again with us, y’all.
Team name (sorted by rank) | Player 1 | Player 2 | Player 3 | Player 4 | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | One Million Hearts (itsafuckingSTICK) | 168 | Caroline-23 | Kyle-40 | Rachel-65 | Sam-40 |
| 2 | tyson won the challenge usa (change my mind) | 162 | Kyle-40 | Rachel-65 | Sam-40 | Sol-17 |
| 3 | XLVIII-Polo-Bad-Baby-UX (bassmanxvi) | 156 | Caroline-23 | Gabe-28 | Kyle-40 | Rachel-65 |
| 4 | Leather Daddy Foghorn Leghorn | 151 | Kishan-6 | Kyle-40 | Rachel-65 | Sam-40 |
| 5 | Lucky Number Florty-Slevin (TheForRealDeal) | 149 | Caroline-23 | Rachel-65 | Sue-35 | Teeny-26 |
| 6 | Pick anaphor | 148 | Kyle-40 | Rachel-65 | Sol-17 | Teeny-26 |
| 7 | I don't need to be carried, bro (@TrueAlainer) | 146 | Kishan-6 | Rachel-65 | Sam-40 | Sue-35 |
| 8 | Bev Lynzi | 145 | Aysha-5 | Rachel-65 | Sam-40 | Sue-35 |
| 9 | madeintampa | 144 | Kyle-40 | Rachel-65 | Rome-13 | Teeny-26 |
| 10 | “Fear Keeps People Loyal” (hnnhptt2021) | 143 | Kyle-40 | Rachel-65 | Sue-35 | TK-3 |
| 11 | bombomwicky | 141 | Rachel-65 | Sam-40 | Sierra-19 | Sol-17 |
| 11 | Green Pharm | 141 | Genevieve-30 | Kishan-6 | Rachel-65 | Sam-40 |
| 13 | The Leftovers | 139 | Anika-11 | Gabe-28 | Rachel-65 | Sue-35 |
| 14 | Parade of Losers | 138 | Aysha-5 | Gabe-28 | Rachel-65 | Sam-40 |
| 15 | 7 × 7 = 47 | 137 | Anika-11 | Rachel-65 | Sue-35 | Teeny-26 |
| 16 | I wanna know what I’m playing for | 136 | Aysha-5 | Rachel-65 | Sam-40 | Teeny-26 |
| 17 | Biscuit 4 the Risk It | 133 | Caroline-23 | Genevieve-30 | Kyle-40 | Sam-40 |
| 17 | Orangealfy | 133 | Caroline-23 | Genevieve-30 | Rachel-65 | Tiyana-15 |
| 19 | Big Mistake | 132 | Andy-26 | Kishan-6 | Rachel-65 | Sue-35 |
| 20 | It's a F*cking Stick | 131 | Anika-11 | Kyle-40 | Rachel-65 | Tiyana-15 |
| 20 | Suck it up Buttercup (Disqus: Winner) | 131 | Aysha-5 | Rachel-65 | Sue-35 | Teeny-26 |
| 22 | Some Conventionally Attractive White People | 129 | Genevieve-30 | Kyle-40 | Sam-40 | Sierra-19 |
| 23 | Matsing | 126 | Aysha-5 | Genevieve-30 | Rachel-65 | Teeny-26 |
| 24 | awaiting-aliens | 125 | Andy-26 | Gabe-28 | Kishan-6 | Rachel-65 |
| 24 | Kikidee | 125 | Aysha-5 | Kyle-40 | Rachel-65 | Tiyana-15 |
| 24 | WW 47 Praise Jeff | 125 | Rachel-65 | Sierra-19 | Teeny-26 | Tiyana-15 |
| 27 | No Idols in My Pockets | 123 | Kyle-40 | Rachel-65 | TK-3 | Tiyana-15 |
| 27 | Rimi | 123 | Andy-26 | Kishan-6 | Rachel-65 | Teeny-26 |
| 29 | 47 year old virgin | 122 | Aysha-5 | Rachel-65 | Sol-17 | Sue-35 |
| 29 | RaRa | 122 | Anika-11 | Kishan-6 | Rachel-65 | Sam-40 |
| 31 | 40footladder | 121 | Caroline-23 | Gabe-28 | Genevieve-30 | Kyle-40 |
| 31 | Bev Tae | 121 | Kyle-40 | Rachel-65 | Rome-13 | TK-3 |
| 33 | I don’t care for these shenanigans | 120 | Caroline-23 | Kishan-6 | Rachel-65 | Teeny-26 |
| 33 | Purple Rock Mark | 120 | Aysha-5 | Rachel-65 | Sue-35 | Tiyana-15 |
| 35 | Fransesqua | 118 | Gabe-28 | Kyle-40 | Sue-35 | Tiyana-15 |
| 35 | The Ladder | 118 | Kyle-40 | Sol-17 | Sue-35 | Teeny-26 |
| 37 | Aardvarks of Anarchy (Rogue Wall Enthusiast) | 117 | Genevieve-30 | Rachel-65 | Sierra-19 | TK-3 |
| 37 | Boney Elbows | 117 | Aysha-5 | Genevieve-30 | Rachel-65 | Sol-17 |
| 37 | Team generic whites | 117 | Caroline-23 | Kyle-40 | Sierra-19 | Sue-35 |
| 37 | Trader Jeff’s | 117 | Caroline-23 | Rachel-65 | Teeny-26 | TK-3 |
| 41 | Cleach | 116 | Caroline-23 | Rachel-65 | Rome-13 | Tiyana-15 |
| 41 | crotch idol (@hotlikefireee) | 116 | Sam-40 | Sue-35 | Teeny-26 | Tiyana-15 |
| 43 | Aitu Four Underdogs (Ricarson) | 113 | Gabe-28 | Sam-40 | Sierra-19 | Teeny-26 |
| 43 | ANT | 113 | Aysha-5 | Kyle-40 | Rachel-65 | TK-3 |
| 43 | Maritimer | 113 | Gabe-28 | Kyle-40 | Sierra-19 | Teeny-26 |
| 43 | Natalie’s Jacket | 113 | Aysha-5 | Rachel-65 | Sol-17 | Teeny-26 |
| 47 | Canada Sucks (j.hansen@huskers.unl.edu) | 112 | Caroline-23 | Genevieve-30 | Kyle-40 | Sierra-19 |
| 47 | Richard Hatch's Tax Returns (Twitter: @MovieEquations) | 112 | Kishan-6 | Rachel-65 | Teeny-26 | Tiyana-15 |
| 47 | Wednesday Night is Girls Night | 112 | Aysha-5 | Caroline-23 | Rachel-65 | Sierra-19 |
| 50 | Natalie's Napalm | 111 | Aysha-5 | Rachel-65 | Teeny-26 | Tiyana-15 |
| 51 | Jeff's Blue Shirts (twt: @gribbzy) | 110 | Rachel-65 | Rome-13 | Sol-17 | Tiyana-15 |
| 51 | No More Coconuts | 110 | Caroline-23 | Genevieve-30 | Kyle-40 | Sol-17 |
| 53 | Batleon Don't Know Squat | 109 | Rachel-65 | Teeny-26 | TK-3 | Tiyana-15 |
| 53 | Bring Back Gimmick Seasons (Diego Armando) | 109 | Gabe-28 | Kishan-6 | Kyle-40 | Sue-35 |
| 55 | Davidthemailman | 108 | Caroline-23 | Rachel-65 | Sol-17 | TK-3 |
| 55 | friend of the pod | 108 | Anika-11 | Rachel-65 | Sol-17 | Tiyana-15 |
| 57 | Andrew H | 107 | Caroline-23 | Genevieve-30 | Sierra-19 | Sue-35 |
| 57 | Rimi 2.0 | 107 | Kishan-6 | Kyle-40 | Sue-35 | Teeny-26 |
| 59 | Monkeys Typing | 106 | Gabe-28 | Sol-17 | Sue-35 | Teeny-26 |
| 60 | 108 Taylor Swift Songs | 104 | Genevieve-30 | Kishan-6 | Rachel-65 | TK-3 |
| 60 | and how does that resonate with you | 104 | Sam-40 | Sue-35 | Teeny-26 | TK-3 |
| 60 | I'm bored! ([Carolyn Screams]) | 104 | Gabe-28 | Sam-40 | Sierra-19 | Sol-17 |
| 60 | js cookies | 104 | Genevieve-30 | Sam-40 | Sierra-19 | Tiyana-15 |
| 64 | Make Survivor Great Again | 103 | Andy-26 | Anika-11 | Jon-1 | Rachel-65 |
| 65 | All the Fixins | 102 | Aysha-5 | Kishan-6 | Rachel-65 | Teeny-26 |
| 65 | Diamonds are Forever | 102 | Genevieve-30 | Kishan-6 | Kyle-40 | Teeny-26 |
| 65 | Malcolm Copilot Team 2 | 102 | Andy-26 | Gabe-28 | Rome-13 | Sue-35 |
| 65 | Malcolm is my copilot | 102 | Kyle-40 | Sierra-19 | Sol-17 | Teeny-26 |
| 65 | Paimei | 102 | Gabe-28 | Rome-13 | Sue-35 | Teeny-26 |
| 65 | The T’s Knees | 102 | Genevieve-30 | Kishan-6 | Sam-40 | Teeny-26 |
| 71 | Side Character | 101 | Aysha-5 | Genevieve-30 | Sam-40 | Teeny-26 |
| 72 | Cute Boyz | 100 | Kyle-40 | Sam-40 | Sol-17 | TK-3 |
| 72 | Jon's Coconuts | 100 | Anika-11 | Caroline-23 | Sam-40 | Teeny-26 |
| 72 | tbakkke | 100 | Kishan-6 | Rachel-65 | Teeny-26 | TK-3 |
| 75 | bailey | 99 | Aysha-5 | Caroline-23 | Kishan-6 | Rachel-65 |
| 75 | nullpointerintime | 99 | Aysha-5 | Rachel-65 | Teeny-26 | TK-3 |
| 75 | Scarlet Fever | 99 | Aysha-5 | Gabe-28 | Sam-40 | Teeny-26 |
| 78 | Dogtastic | 98 | Genevieve-30 | Kyle-40 | Rome-13 | Tiyana-15 |
| 78 | Kiki | 98 | Caroline-23 | Genevieve-30 | Sierra-19 | Teeny-26 |
| 80 | AubrysWinnersEdit | 97 | Andy-26 | Aysha-5 | Sam-40 | Teeny-26 |
| 80 | BL Gotta Get Some | 97 | Caroline-23 | Gabe-28 | Kishan-6 | Sam-40 |
| 80 | Bri’s bourbon burger | 97 | Andy-26 | Genevieve-30 | Teeny-26 | Tiyana-15 |
| 80 | Dog in a Bowl | 97 | Caroline-23 | Kyle-40 | Sierra-19 | Tiyana-15 |
| 80 | OfJohn (Wife of John) | 97 | Anika-11 | Kishan-6 | Rachel-65 | Tiyana-15 |
| 80 | Spy Shack Special Agents | 97 | Caroline-23 | Gabe-28 | Kishan-6 | Kyle-40 |
| 86 | Bad Player's Players | 96 | Aysha-5 | Caroline-23 | Gabe-28 | Sam-40 |
| 86 | Kyles Are The Best (k.hendricks@verizon.net) | 96 | Caroline-23 | Genevieve-30 | Kyle-40 | TK-3 |
| 86 | missbieber987 | 96 | Kishan-6 | Kyle-40 | Sue-35 | Tiyana-15 |
| 86 | She Died, Dude | 96 | Caroline-23 | Gabe-28 | Genevieve-30 | Tiyana-15 |
| 86 | Survor BTeam | 96 | Andy-26 | Anika-11 | Sam-40 | Sierra-19 |
| 91 | AtlastCatskillSurvivor | 95 | Caroline-23 | Kishan-6 | Kyle-40 | Teeny-26 |
| 91 | Bev Mal | 95 | Anika-11 | Genevieve-30 | Sierra-19 | Sue-35 |
| 91 | Ingram Films (@ingram_films) | 95 | Jon-1 | Kyle-40 | Sierra-19 | Sue-35 |
| 94 | Outwit, Outplay, Ouch | 94 | Caroline-23 | Genevieve-30 | Teeny-26 | Tiyana-15 |
| 95 | 4StarBall | 93 | Andy-26 | Anika-11 | Genevieve-30 | Teeny-26 |
| 95 | forever1267 | 93 | Genevieve-30 | Kishan-6 | Sam-40 | Sol-17 |
| 95 | RBs Playas (@rbeezy17 - Disqus) | 93 | Aysha-5 | Caroline-23 | Genevieve-30 | Sue-35 |
| 98 | Bro lo el Cordero | 92 | Caroline-23 | Kyle-40 | Teeny-26 | TK-3 |
| 98 | Evil Regalsh | 92 | Caroline-23 | Gabe-28 | Teeny-26 | Tiyana-15 |
| 98 | It's a F*cking Stick | 92 | Andy-26 | Anika-11 | Kyle-40 | Tiyana-15 |
| 101 | People's champion Luke Toki | 91 | Caroline-23 | Kyle-40 | Rome-13 | Tiyana-15 |
| 102 | NoEyesInBlindfold | 90 | Caroline-23 | Kishan-6 | Sue-35 | Teeny-26 |
| 102 | Yaya | 90 | Aysha-5 | Genevieve-30 | Kyle-40 | Tiyana-15 |
| 104 | Bev Dad | 89 | Kyle-40 | Rome-13 | Sierra-19 | Sol-17 |
| 104 | Taako (child of John) | 89 | Kishan-6 | Rachel-65 | TK-3 | Tiyana-15 |
| 106 | Buffies (erinmarink) | 88 | Sam-40 | Sierra-19 | Teeny-26 | TK-3 |
| 106 | Bunnies R Great! | 88 | Gabe-28 | Sam-40 | Sol-17 | TK-3 |
| 106 | Cousin Greg | 88 | Aysha-5 | Rachel-65 | TK-3 | Tiyana-15 |
| 109 | Senninha's seeds | 87 | Caroline-23 | Genevieve-30 | Sierra-19 | Tiyana-15 |
| 110 | I left my Jeff in Fiji | 86 | Aysha-5 | Kyle-40 | Teeny-26 | Tiyana-15 |
| 110 | Matt's Team (Twitter: @MattieIsHungry) | 86 | Aysha-5 | Kishan-6 | Sam-40 | Sue-35 |
| 110 | The Worst Blunt Rotation | 86 | Andy-26 | Gabe-28 | Rome-13 | Sierra-19 |
| 110 | Whorse Girlz | 86 | Andy-26 | Aysha-5 | Sam-40 | Tiyana-15 |
| 114 | The Greatest (Child of Husband of Wife of John) | 85 | Anika-11 | Kishan-6 | Rachel-65 | TK-3 |
| 115 | Contestants from Raro Tribe | 84 | Kishan-6 | Sol-17 | Sue-35 | Teeny-26 |
| 115 | DJCambodia | 84 | Andy-26 | Aysha-5 | Kyle-40 | Rome-13 |
| 115 | Geesus | 84 | Gabe-28 | Kyle-40 | Rome-13 | TK-3 |
| 115 | Maritimer | 84 | Andy-26 | Rome-13 | Sierra-19 | Teeny-26 |
| 115 | Thank You, Jeffrey (@Khallison94) | 84 | Sam-40 | Teeny-26 | TK-3 | Tiyana-15 |
| 120 | Du Jour Means Seatbelts (Mike Hirsch) | 83 | Anika-11 | Sam-40 | Sol-17 | Tiyana-15 |
| 120 | falawful (@falawful) | 83 | Aysha-5 | Caroline-23 | Kyle-40 | Tiyana-15 |
| 122 | Dig Doug | 82 | Anika-11 | Gabe-28 | Genevieve-30 | Rome-13 |
| 123 | Boston Rob Schneider is… a carrot! | 81 | Andy-26 | Aysha-5 | Sue-35 | Tiyana-15 |
| 123 | Dubious Rob | 81 | Aysha-5 | Genevieve-30 | Kishan-6 | Sam-40 |
| 123 | Rurple Pock | 81 | Sol-17 | Sue-35 | Teeny-26 | TK-3 |
| 126 | Survivor Chicks | 80 | Aysha-5 | Genevieve-30 | Sierra-19 | Teeny-26 |
| 127 | A Team That Exists (Something Quirky) | 79 | Aysha-5 | Kyle-40 | Sierra-19 | Tiyana-15 |
| 127 | Boston Ferdinand | 79 | Genevieve-30 | Kishan-6 | Sol-17 | Teeny-26 |
| 127 | jeff's shiny calves | 79 | Caroline-23 | Kishan-6 | Sue-35 | Tiyana-15 |
| 127 | Playing for a Million Hearts | 79 | Anika-11 | Kyle-40 | Rome-13 | Tiyana-15 |
| 131 | Frick vape | 78 | Aysha-5 | Genevieve-30 | Kyle-40 | TK-3 |
| 131 | Season Forty Several (@fayeblue) | 78 | Kishan-6 | Kyle-40 | Sol-17 | Tiyana-15 |
| 131 | The Leafs Will Win... Sigh Eventually (Cartarfan) | 78 | Genevieve-30 | Sierra-19 | Teeny-26 | TK-3 |
| 131 | Whatever Floats Your Boat | 78 | Anika-11 | Kishan-6 | Sue-35 | Teeny-26 |
| 135 | DJCAMBODIA | 77 | Aysha-5 | Sam-40 | Sol-17 | Tiyana-15 |
| 135 | Got That Dog In Me | 77 | Aysha-5 | Kyle-40 | Sol-17 | Tiyana-15 |
| 135 | Hei Hei Best Chicken | 77 | Genevieve-30 | Kishan-6 | Teeny-26 | Tiyana-15 |
| 135 | Lesbian Instincts | 77 | Anika-11 | Aysha-5 | Sue-35 | Teeny-26 |
| 135 | Mjohnson | 77 | Rome-13 | Sue-35 | Teeny-26 | TK-3 |
| 135 | POD SAVE THE WHALES (prettyboyprobst) | 77 | Aysha-5 | Kishan-6 | Sam-40 | Teeny-26 |
| 141 | (not) Purple Kelly | 76 | Gabe-28 | Genevieve-30 | TK-3 | Tiyana-15 |
| 141 | Icatchfish | 76 | Aysha-5 | Gabe-28 | Genevieve-30 | Rome-13 |
| 141 | The Tyson Ball Medevac (i and 1) | 76 | Aysha-5 | Genevieve-30 | Teeny-26 | Tiyana-15 |
| 144 | Fuck You Brad Culpepper | 75 | Genevieve-30 | Rome-13 | Sol-17 | Tiyana-15 |
| 144 | Prom King | 75 | Kishan-6 | Sam-40 | Teeny-26 | TK-3 |
| 146 | Big Jerm | 74 | Aysha-5 | Kyle-40 | Teeny-26 | TK-3 |
| 146 | Boston Katie (@imkatieavila) | 74 | Genevieve-30 | Teeny-26 | TK-3 | Tiyana-15 |
| 146 | Lira2012 | 74 | Aysha-5 | Caroline-23 | Kishan-6 | Kyle-40 |
| 146 | Oops All Podcasters (ADS) | 74 | Aysha-5 | Sam-40 | Teeny-26 | TK-3 |
| 150 | Ben's Bad Bets | 72 | Andy-26 | Aysha-5 | Teeny-26 | Tiyana-15 |
| 150 | If You Stay Kenzie You Don't Gotta Get Petty (@fvigeland) | 72 | Andy-26 | Aysha-5 | Jon-1 | Sam-40 |
| 150 | ry17dog | 72 | Caroline-23 | Kishan-6 | Kyle-40 | TK-3 |
| 153 | Kristanxmarie | 71 | Anika-11 | Aysha-5 | Sam-40 | Tiyana-15 |
| 154 | As Random as it gets | 70 | Anika-11 | Kishan-6 | Rome-13 | Sam-40 |
| 154 | John (Parent of children of John) | 70 | Caroline-23 | Kishan-6 | Teeny-26 | Tiyana-15 |
| 154 | Lildukky | 70 | Kishan-6 | Sue-35 | Teeny-26 | TK-3 |
| 154 | Subavroom | 70 | Aysha-5 | Kishan-6 | Kyle-40 | Sierra-19 |
| 158 | Bev JoJo | 69 | Anika-11 | Aysha-5 | Kyle-40 | Rome-13 |
| 158 | I Found a Lemon Tree | 69 | Genevieve-30 | Sierra-19 | Sol-17 | TK-3 |
| 158 | Survivor Chops | 69 | Caroline-23 | Gabe-28 | TK-3 | Tiyana-15 |
| 161 | Brian's Badasses | 68 | Andy-26 | Jon-1 | Teeny-26 | Tiyana-15 |
| 161 | Smuff It | 68 | Andy-26 | Anika-11 | Genevieve-30 | Jon-1 |
| 163 | My Weirdos | 67 | Aysha-5 | Genevieve-30 | Kishan-6 | Teeny-26 |
| 163 | Snarf | 67 | Aysha-5 | Genevieve-30 | Sol-17 | Tiyana-15 |
| 165 | Ms. Sweaterfan is a filthy casual | 66 | Anika-11 | Aysha-5 | Sue-35 | Tiyana-15 |
| 165 | Tit Whistle | 66 | Aysha-5 | Kishan-6 | Kyle-40 | Tiyana-15 |
| 165 | toneloke | 66 | Aysha-5 | Kishan-6 | Sam-40 | Tiyana-15 |
| 168 | DanLBC | 65 | Aysha-5 | Kyle-40 | Sol-17 | TK-3 |
| 168 | Idol Hands (mjasco92@gmail.com) | 65 | Genevieve-30 | Sol-17 | TK-3 | Tiyana-15 |
| 170 | Oh Venus Isnt In This Season? | 64 | Aysha-5 | Caroline-23 | Genevieve-30 | Kishan-6 |
| 170 | Survivor CSRI | 64 | Kishan-6 | Kyle-40 | TK-3 | Tiyana-15 |
| 172 | Mai Tais and Pringles | 63 | Gabe-28 | Sol-17 | TK-3 | Tiyana-15 |
| 172 | Stick to the Plan (actual STTP) | 63 | Aysha-5 | Sam-40 | TK-3 | Tiyana-15 |
| 172 | The Ways and Means to New Orlins (Adam B) | 63 | Anika-11 | Aysha-5 | Genevieve-30 | Sol-17 |
| 175 | AlisaShorty | 62 | Aysha-5 | Caroline-23 | Gabe-28 | Kishan-6 |
| 175 | Dezbot's Best Worst Guess (dezbot@gmail.com) | 62 | Aysha-5 | Gabe-28 | Teeny-26 | TK-3 |
| 175 | Yau-Man Forever (Mark Schuler) | 62 | Aysha-5 | Sierra-19 | Sue-35 | TK-3 |
| 178 | DIDDY PARTY | 61 | Caroline-23 | Kishan-6 | Sol-17 | Tiyana-15 |
| 178 | Has a Face On It | 61 | Aysha-5 | Rome-13 | Sol-17 | Teeny-26 |
| 178 | Muggle | 61 | Aysha-5 | Kyle-40 | Rome-13 | TK-3 |
| 178 | RedShadow20 The Spy Shacks | 61 | Gabe-28 | Rome-13 | Sol-17 | TK-3 |
| 178 | Rupert4Eva | 61 | Andy-26 | Jon-1 | Sierra-19 | Tiyana-15 |
| 183 | Bev Mom | 59 | Andy-26 | Rome-13 | Sol-17 | TK-3 |
| 183 | BostonRob4Ever | 59 | Kishan-6 | Sue-35 | TK-3 | Tiyana-15 |
| 183 | Hope you guys all get bit by a freakin' crocodile | 59 | Andy-26 | Anika-11 | Aysha-5 | Sol-17 |
| 183 | Malcom is not my copilot | 59 | Andy-26 | Jon-1 | Rome-13 | Sierra-19 |
| 183 | Richard Hatch's Tax Returns | 59 | Jon-1 | Rome-13 | Sierra-19 | Teeny-26 |
| 183 | San Juan Del Survivor | 59 | Caroline-23 | Kishan-6 | Rome-13 | Sol-17 |
| 189 | Killer Queens | 58 | Caroline-23 | Sol-17 | TK-3 | Tiyana-15 |
| 189 | Survivor ATeam | 58 | Aysha-5 | Genevieve-30 | Kishan-6 | Sol-17 |
| 191 | Too Tired (NearlyNina) | 57 | Anika-11 | Aysha-5 | Teeny-26 | Tiyana-15 |
| 192 | #KishKooks | 56 | Aysha-5 | Genevieve-30 | Kishan-6 | Tiyana-15 |
| 192 | ClapForMyCoconuts | 56 | Aysha-5 | Kishan-6 | Sierra-19 | Teeny-26 |
| 194 | Mjohnson 2 | 55 | Anika-11 | Gabe-28 | Rome-13 | TK-3 |
| 195 | The Gayotic Tribe (@marcythewarrior) | 54 | Aysha-5 | Kishan-6 | Sol-17 | Teeny-26 |
| 196 | BOOKS are so good also ROBLOX (child of John) | 52 | Andy-26 | Aysha-5 | Kishan-6 | Tiyana-15 |
| 197 | Yump | 51 | Aysha-5 | Sol-17 | Teeny-26 | TK-3 |
| 198 | Japes | 50 | Aysha-5 | Kishan-6 | Rome-13 | Teeny-26 |
| 198 | Team Yomi (Disqus: AES7) | 50 | Kishan-6 | Teeny-26 | TK-3 | Tiyana-15 |
| 198 | theskyisfalling | 50 | Genevieve-30 | Jon-1 | Kishan-6 | Rome-13 |
| 201 | Ben Folds Fan IN 3D!!! | 49 | Aysha-5 | Teeny-26 | TK-3 | Tiyana-15 |
| 202 | Jake Armes | 47 | Andy-26 | Aysha-5 | Rome-13 | TK-3 |
| 202 | Mike White truther | 47 | Aysha-5 | Kishan-6 | Sierra-19 | Sol-17 |
| 204 | Applebee's Bourbon Street Burger (nootaloo) | 45 | Kishan-6 | Sierra-19 | Sol-17 | TK-3 |
| 205 | friend of the pod | 44 | Anika-11 | Jon-1 | Sol-17 | Tiyana-15 |
| 205 | StormofCuteness | 44 | Aysha-5 | Genevieve-30 | Kishan-6 | TK-3 |
| 207 | Saturday Night Palsy | 43 | Aysha-5 | Kishan-6 | Sol-17 | Tiyana-15 |
| 207 | violina23 | 43 | Kishan-6 | Sierra-19 | TK-3 | Tiyana-15 |
| 209 | Malcolm Copilot Team 3 | 42 | Aysha-5 | Sierra-19 | TK-3 | Tiyana-15 |
| 210 | Refusing to say forty-several | 41 | Kishan-6 | Sol-17 | TK-3 | Tiyana-15 |
| 211 | Oliver does not count | 40 | Andy-26 | Aysha-5 | Kishan-6 | TK-3 |
| 212 | Angelina’s Jacket | 37 | Anika-11 | Aysha-5 | Kishan-6 | Tiyana-15 |
| 213 | Hornacek | 29 | Aysha-5 | Kishan-6 | TK-3 | Tiyana-15 |
| 214 | Enterprise Industries | 22 | Aysha-5 | Jon-1 | Rome-13 | TK-3 |
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Champions League:
As expected, toneloke overcame the 13 point deficit and wins the league by 5 points. Prom King comes in second place, with Stick to the Plan in third. DJ Cambodia holds on to the final automatic invite, as Sue was unable to score enough points (or any points, for that matter) to help kristanxmarie crack the top four. Our top four will need to check back on our site around the time the cast for 48 is officially announced so I can set up the draft.
Team | Pick 1 | Pick 2 | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | toneloke | 68 | TK | 3 | Rachel | 65 |
| 2 | Prom King | 63 | Kyle | 40 | Caroline | 23 |
| 3 | Stick to the Plan | 57 | Sam | 40 | Sol | 17 |
| 4 | DJ Cambodia | 45 | Andy | 26 | Sierra | 19 |
| 5 | 4starball | 41 | Anika | 11 | Genevieve | 30 |
| 6 | Kristanxmarie | 40 | Aysha | 5 | Sue | 35 |
| 7 | Purple Rock Mark | 32 | Teeny | 26 | Kishan | 6 |
| 8 | Mike Hirsch | 29 | Gabe | 28 | Jon | 1 |
| 9 | Ricarson | 28 | Tiyana | 15 | Rome | 13 |
Other leagues
In the 3-team league “I can draft picks too, what the fuck???!”, beloved commenter Bennington Folderol Fandemonium in Three Dimensions received the second unfortunate painful event of their week by finishing nearly 80 points behind the winner, Thank you, Jeffrey. In related news, I feel like the players getting voted out this season should have said “Thank you, Jeffrey” before hugging him. In related related news, hugs to BFF3D and congrats on a speedy recovery.
If you would still like to make one of those leagues, I have bad news. You can find the pages for those leagues here (there are multiple tabs for these, depending on the size of the group)
John is the co-host of the Purple Rock Survivor Podcast. He can get loud too, what the fuck!
Favorite seasons: Heroes vs. Villains, Cagayan, Pearl Islands, Tocantins, Cambodia