The real fantasy was the friends we made along the way.
54 of our 216 teams had Rachel, which is exactly 25%. 3 out of 4 of you are currently feeling like that holdout dentist that doesn’t recommend toothpaste because you’re not sure if it’s effective.
Individual scoring table
Individual immunity: 4 points to Rachel
Fire making win: 2 points to Sam
FTC votes: 2 points to Sam, 14 points to Rachel
Pick-4 League
Congratulations to this year’s champion It’s a Fucking Stick, who won the league by six points! For those of you who are new to this, the top five highest-scoring teams who left a method to contact them (like IaFS) will receive invitations to next season’s Champions League, where we conduct an actual draft. Bassmanxvi finishes in third place and will get to take another shot at recreating the greatest Champions League performance of all time (scoring exactly zero points). The people’s champion Leather Daddy Foghorn Leghorn finishes in fourth place despite only 6 points from Kishan, and will receive an invitation after making an appearance in the comments. TheForRealDeal and anaphor finish fifth and sixth, respectively, meaning the top of the standings were dominated by people who left Champions League contact info (though a leather daddy being dominant is unsurprising).
True Alainer finishes in seventh place and is our first alternate for Champions League. Our next highest-ranked player is Orangealfy in 17th, with Winner clinging to the final spot on the front page of the standings. Come back in February and do this again with us, y’all.
Champions League:
As expected, toneloke overcame the 13 point deficit and wins the league by 5 points. Prom King comes in second place, with Stick to the Plan in third. DJ Cambodia holds on to the final automatic invite, as Sue was unable to score enough points (or any points, for that matter) to help kristanxmarie crack the top four. Our top four will need to check back on our site around the time the cast for 48 is officially announced so I can set up the draft.
Team | Pick 1 | Pick 2 | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | toneloke | 68 | TK | 3 | Rachel | 65 |
| 2 | Prom King | 63 | Kyle | 40 | Caroline | 23 |
| 3 | Stick to the Plan | 57 | Sam | 40 | Sol | 17 |
| 4 | DJ Cambodia | 45 | Andy | 26 | Sierra | 19 |
| 5 | 4starball | 41 | Anika | 11 | Genevieve | 30 |
| 6 | Kristanxmarie | 40 | Aysha | 5 | Sue | 35 |
| 7 | Purple Rock Mark | 32 | Teeny | 26 | Kishan | 6 |
| 8 | Mike Hirsch | 29 | Gabe | 28 | Jon | 1 |
| 9 | Ricarson | 28 | Tiyana | 15 | Rome | 13 |
Other leagues
In the 3-team league “I can draft picks too, what the fuck???!”, beloved commenter Bennington Folderol Fandemonium in Three Dimensions received the second unfortunate painful event of their week by finishing nearly 80 points behind the winner, Thank you, Jeffrey. In related news, I feel like the players getting voted out this season should have said “Thank you, Jeffrey” before hugging him. In related related news, hugs to BFF3D and congrats on a speedy recovery.
If you would still like to make one of those leagues, I have bad news. You can find the pages for those leagues here (there are multiple tabs for these, depending on the size of the group)
John is the co-host of the Purple Rock Survivor Podcast. He can get loud too, what the fuck!
Favorite seasons: Heroes vs. Villains, Cagayan, Pearl Islands, Tocantins, Cambodia