You know who’s doing pretty well, with the points and whatnot? That orange tribe.
47 people had Jem on their team. Jem scored 11 points. She could have actually scored 4 or more points in this very episode if she’d played her idol. But you know what? She didn’t do that.
Individual scoring table
Immunity points: 3 points to Hunter, Liz, Soda, Tevin, and Venus. It must be said: They are pretty good at immunity challenges. 2 points to…wait, have to do some fact-checking…Kenzie, Q, and Tiffany? Ok, then.
Idol find: 3 points to Jem
VTEP: 1 point to Charlie, Maria, Maria again, and Tim.
Pick-4 League
One Piece is all alone in first place, still with the maximum amount of points one could have at this point. Adam B, Lira 2012, and Side Character remain tied for third. SNP is sitting pretty in 7th. DJ Cambodia is in ninth, and I’m wondering if CopperJalapeno is a commenter because that name seems familiar. AubrysWinnersEdit is (or was?) definitely a commenter, and sits in 14th place. Leather Daddy Foghorn Leghorn, Ms. Sweaterfan, BadPlayer, The Ladder, and anaphor all tied for 18th. No member of the House of John is in the top 20 this week.
Champions League:
Mark is doing it again! Don’t let him get away with this, the rest of you! He’ll be completely insufferable. Ricarson, Mike, and DJ Cambodia are close behind. Desi Survivor loses Jem this week.
Team | Pick 1 | Pick 2 | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Ricarson | 73 | Hunter | 31 | Charlie | 42 |
| 2 | DJ Cambodia | 66 | Kenzie | 45 | Soda | 21 |
| 3 | Mike Hirsch | 61 | Ben | 28 | Liz | 33 |
| 4 | Purple Rock Mark | 47 | Tevin | 25 | Tiffany | 22 |
| 4 | DesiSurvivor | 47 | Jem | 11 | Maria | 36 |
| 6 | Dezbot | 41 | Tim | 15 | Q | 26 |
| 7 | I’m Still In Love with Xander | 30 | Jelinsky | 0 | Venus | 30 |
| 8 | Maritimer | 18 | Randen | 10 | Moriah | 8 |
| 9 | Yau-Man Forever (ATLANTAxFALCON) | 5 | Jess | 1 | Bhanu | 4 |
Other leagues
Wait, there’s a six team league called TORCH TOUCHERS (caps theirs)? And also all of their team and player names are in scream-y caps lock? Is this the same group that was in the 3-team league last season that I didn’t notice? And also they used full ass government names for these players? I have so many questions about what is going on here. First, as I noted in a comment next to their scoring table, I cannot guarantee their scores will update correctly with the use of non-sanctioned names for players. Hold on, one of the teams has a player named David! Who the fuck is David?! And how does David have 9 points? Vince, you have my rooting interest, because you somehow managed to draft a person named David who keeps scoring points and cannot possibly be voted out because David does not exist. This is a truly chaotic strategy, and my only choice is to support it.
If you want to see how your league is going, you can find the pages for those leagues here (there are multiple tabs for these).
John is the co-host of the Purple Rock Survivor Podcast. He can get loud too, what the fuck!
Favorite seasons: Heroes vs. Villains, Cagayan, Pearl Islands, Tocantins, Cambodia