Ok, generative AI chatbot, time to do my work for me and update the fantasy standings.
This week’s AI-generated image: Jeff Probst, but his arm somehow turns into a torch? And either there’s a weird shadow or he’s growing some problematic facial hair.
Now let’s see how the AI chatbot described episode 4, with the additional instruction to “make it sound cool to a Gen Z audience”. Reader, I laughed:
What’s good, squad? The latest episode of Survivor 45 was straight up insane! Jeff Probst was on fire, dishing out three sick challenges. The immunity round had tribe members balancing on slippery logs and trying to knock down targets with sandbags. No cap, the fails were lit, especially when one dude took a sandbag to the face. Total L.
The voting strategy was off the chain too. The tribe was shook, but a tight-knit trio of Natalie, Peter, and Tyler united and yadda yadda, they pulled off a fire unanimous vote against Sarah, the leader of the other side. Savage.
But you know who was cool AF? Kat. This chilled-out queen caught a rat for dinner, no cap. Jackson, on the other hand, brought all the drama to camp. Dude was so paranoid, he actually tried to instigate a girl fight. But guess what? He got exposed and we’re all cringing at how dumb he looked.
Last but not least, we gotta give a shout-out to Sarah, who got blindsided but was all class in her exit. Her final speech was fierce as hell, and we stan a queen who holds her head high.
All in all, episode 4 was lit, fam. The challenges were fire, the voting was epic, and the characters were so extra. Can’t wait to see what drama goes down next week!
No cap! I really, really wished it had used “out of pocket”. If you have suggestions for additional instructions for the AI chatbot, put them in the comments section. If you suggest something stupid, funny, or weird enough I will definitely do it. (If you don’t have any such ideas, trust that I have plenty.)
34 people had Sean on their team. Meh.
Individual scoring table
Immunity points: 3 points to Bruce, Jake, Kaleb, Katurah, Kellie. 2 points to Austin, Brando, Drew, Emily, Kendra.
VTEP points: One point to JMaya, Julie, and Sifu.
Pick-4 League
I and 1 moves into a first place tie with Gabler Tony Sandwich this week. Diego, Maritimer, and Orangealfy are tied for sixth. Dezbot, DJ Cambodia, Mark, and Rogue Wall Enthusiast are all tied for 12th.
Team name (sorted by rank) | Player 1 | Player 2 | Player 3 | Player 4 | ||
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1 | Purple Rock Mark | 159 | Austin-50 | Bruce-34 | Dee-49 | Katurah-26 |
2 | DJCambodia | 150 | Austin-50 | Dee-49 | Jake-25 | Katurah-26 |
2 | Gabler Tony Sandwich | 150 | Austin-50 | Dee-49 | Drew-31 | Sifu-20 |
4 | Dezbot's Best Worst Guess | 147 | Austin-50 | Dee-49 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
4 | Kaleb Always Wanted to be Red | 147 | Austin-50 | Dee-49 | Drew-31 | Kaleb-17 |
6 | Yau-Man Forever (X: ATLANTAxFALCON) | 146 | Austin-50 | Dee-49 | Jake-25 | Kellie-22 |
7 | It's a Fucking Pick | 142 | Austin-50 | Dee-49 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 |
8 | Tasmanian made | 141 | Austin-50 | Dee-49 | Kellie-22 | Sifu-20 |
8 | The Buddy System | 141 | Austin-50 | Bruce-34 | Julie-37 | Sifu-20 |
10 | Maritimer | 139 | Austin-50 | Dee-49 | JMaya-14 | Katurah-26 |
11 | i'm still in love with xander (falawful.bsky.social) | 138 | Austin-50 | Dee-49 | Kaleb-17 | Kellie-22 |
11 | TeamSurvivorDesi | 138 | Austin-50 | Jake-25 | Julie-37 | Katurah-26 |
13 | KiKi | 134 | Dee-49 | Julie-37 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
13 | Ricarson (twitter: @dbhorton24) | 134 | Austin-50 | Brando-9 | Dee-49 | Katurah-26 |
13 | Torty’s Team | 134 | Bruce-34 | Dee-49 | Jake-25 | Katurah-26 |
16 | Survivor Chops | 133 | Austin-50 | Dee-49 | JMaya-14 | Sifu-20 |
17 | 4StarBall | 132 | Bruce-34 | Dee-49 | Drew-31 | Kendra-18 |
17 | Doodle | 132 | Austin-50 | Bruce-34 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
19 | PaiMei | 131 | Bruce-34 | Dee-49 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
19 | Rogue Wall Enthusiast | 131 | Austin-50 | Julie-37 | Katurah-26 | Kendra-18 |
19 | Talkin' Llama | 131 | Austin-50 | Bruce-34 | Jake-25 | Kellie-22 |
22 | Jeff's Blue Shirts (twt: @gribbzy) | 130 | Austin-50 | Brando-9 | Dee-49 | Kellie-22 |
23 | MooreSurvivor | 129 | Austin-50 | Dee-49 | Katurah-26 | Sean-4 |
23 | Tit Whistle | 129 | Austin-50 | Drew-31 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
25 | yeebie deebie | 128 | Austin-50 | Brando-9 | Dee-49 | Emily-20 |
26 | SKAD | 127 | Austin-50 | Dee-49 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 |
27 | Bryn | 126 | Austin-50 | Brandon-1 | Dee-49 | Katurah-26 |
27 | Survivor CSRI | 126 | Austin-50 | Bruce-34 | Jake-25 | Kaleb-17 |
29 | I believe in Michele Fitzgerald supremacy (@TrueAlainer) | 125 | Austin-50 | Dee-49 | Kellie-22 | Sean-4 |
30 | awaiting-aliens | 124 | Austin-50 | Emily-20 | Julie-37 | Kaleb-17 |
31 | It's PARvati not HAvarti (@chicsyd) | 123 | Austin-50 | Jake-25 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
32 | Kikidee | 122 | Austin-50 | Brandon-1 | Dee-49 | Kellie-22 |
32 | Silent Tribe (@JHUNSBRO) | 122 | Dee-49 | Drew-31 | Kellie-22 | Sifu-20 |
32 | Vuku | 122 | Austin-50 | Dee-49 | Kaleb-17 | Sabiyah-6 |
35 | Bikini Proponent (i and 1) | 121 | Austin-50 | Drew-31 | JMaya-14 | Katurah-26 |
36 | Jocks Are Us | 120 | Austin-50 | Drew-31 | Kaleb-17 | Kellie-22 |
37 | Attorneys R Us | 119 | Drew-31 | Jake-25 | Julie-37 | Katurah-26 |
37 | Cousin Greg | 119 | Austin-50 | Brando-9 | Bruce-34 | Katurah-26 |
37 | Delulusional | 119 | Dee-49 | Drew-31 | Kaleb-17 | Kellie-22 |
37 | Mike Hirsch | 119 | Austin-50 | Jake-25 | Katurah-26 | Kendra-18 |
37 | Muggle | 119 | Austin-50 | Brando-9 | Bruce-34 | Katurah-26 |
42 | All I want is good TV | 118 | Austin-50 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 | Sifu-20 |
42 | Ash Ketchup (@adlihanif) | 118 | Dee-49 | Jake-25 | Katurah-26 | Kendra-18 |
42 | Belo Average Team (prettyboyprobst) | 118 | Austin-50 | Emily-20 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
45 | @doctor_wu33 | 117 | Dee-49 | Drew-31 | Kaleb-17 | Sifu-20 |
46 | All the Fixins | 116 | Dee-49 | Julie-37 | Katurah-26 | Sean-4 |
46 | I'm Not Here to Make Friends | 116 | Austin-50 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 | Kendra-18 |
46 | Jeffrey's mama | 116 | Dee-49 | Drew-31 | JMaya-14 | Kellie-22 |
46 | Martha Puth | 116 | Austin-50 | Drew-31 | Kaleb-17 | Kendra-18 |
46 | The Ladder | 116 | Bruce-34 | Jake-25 | Julie-37 | Sifu-20 |
51 | Diego's Dunderheads (Diego Armando) | 115 | Austin-50 | Jake-25 | JMaya-14 | Katurah-26 |
51 | Dig Doug | 115 | Austin-50 | Bruce-34 | JMaya-14 | Kaleb-17 |
51 | Ninja Stealth Mode (X:hnnhptt2021) | 115 | Austin-50 | Julie-37 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 |
51 | Sangmin | 115 | Austin-50 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
51 | Survivor Chicks | 115 | Dee-49 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 | Kendra-18 |
51 | Whorse Girlz* | 115 | Austin-50 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
51 | Will Strip for Peanut Butter | 115 | Dee-49 | Drew-31 | Kaleb-17 | Kendra-18 |
58 | Hard Things (NearlyNina) | 114 | Dee-49 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
58 | Sorry For You (@jrbsu) | 114 | Austin-50 | Jake-25 | Kaleb-17 | Kellie-22 |
60 | BeviFam JoJo | 113 | Austin-50 | Drew-31 | Katurah-26 | Sabiyah-6 |
60 | Don't Let Your Dreams be Dreams | 113 | Dee-49 | Emily-20 | Katurah-26 | Kendra-18 |
60 | Team Generic Whites | 113 | Drew-31 | Emily-20 | Jake-25 | Julie-37 |
63 | Generic Survivor Character Archetype | 112 | Austin-50 | Jake-25 | Kaleb-17 | Sifu-20 |
63 | Kristanxmarie | 112 | Dee-49 | Drew-31 | Katurah-26 | Sabiyah-6 |
65 | BostonRobFan4Ever | 111 | Bruce-34 | Dee-49 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 |
65 | orangealfy | 111 | Austin-50 | Jake-25 | JMaya-14 | Kellie-22 |
65 | Random77 | 111 | Dee-49 | JMaya-14 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
65 | WillBeAwesome | 111 | Austin-50 | Drew-31 | Katurah-26 | Sean-4 |
69 | Zelda will be fiiiine! (Child of John) | 110 | Austin-50 | Bruce-34 | Hannah-0 | Katurah-26 |
70 | Big Boom | 109 | Austin-50 | Bruce-34 | Hannah-0 | Jake-25 |
70 | Chris Cross | 109 | Brando-9 | Bruce-34 | Dee-49 | Kaleb-17 |
72 | Break the Law | 108 | Emily-20 | Jake-25 | Julie-37 | Katurah-26 |
72 | Secret Ninjas (Child of John) | 108 | Jake-25 | Julie-37 | Katurah-26 | Sifu-20 |
72 | Suck it up, Buttercup (Disqus: Winner) | 108 | Dee-49 | Drew-31 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 |
75 | ****fuck******** (itsafuckingSTICK) | 107 | Bruce-34 | Dee-49 | Emily-20 | Sean-4 |
75 | bailey | 107 | Austin-50 | Brando-9 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
75 | Bev Malory | 107 | Dee-49 | JMaya-14 | Katurah-26 | Kendra-18 |
75 | Boston Rob and the Heartthrobs (twitter: @ajkray) | 107 | Austin-50 | Brando-9 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
75 | Scarlet Fever | 107 | Austin-50 | Jake-25 | JMaya-14 | Kendra-18 |
75 | Survivor 50: Ohio | 107 | Austin-50 | Bruce-34 | Kaleb-17 | Sabiyah-6 |
75 | Time For Pudding | 107 | Austin-50 | JMaya-14 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 |
82 | Bev Lynzi | 105 | Bruce-34 | Emily-20 | JMaya-14 | Julie-37 |
82 | Daddy Jeff | 105 | Drew-31 | Emily-20 | Julie-37 | Kaleb-17 |
82 | The Cat’s Pajamas | 105 | Julie-37 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 | Sifu-20 |
85 | Stick to the Plan | 104 | Austin-50 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 |
86 | [Carolyn Screams] | 103 | Dee-49 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 |
86 | Evil Regals | 103 | Julie-37 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 | Kendra-18 |
86 | Replacant (Storms Husband) | 103 | Austin-50 | Jake-25 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 |
86 | Thank You, Jeffrey (@Khallison94) | 103 | Austin-50 | Jake-25 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 |
86 | toneloke | 103 | Austin-50 | Brando-9 | Katurah-26 | Kendra-18 |
91 | Ben Folds Fan IN 3D!!! | 102 | Austin-50 | Brandon-1 | Jake-25 | Katurah-26 |
91 | Prom King | 102 | Austin-50 | Brando-9 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 |
93 | Has a Face on It | 101 | Bruce-34 | Jake-25 | Kellie-22 | Sifu-20 |
93 | Rex's mama | 101 | Austin-50 | Brando-9 | Jake-25 | Kaleb-17 |
95 | hornacek | 100 | Dee-49 | JMaya-14 | Kaleb-17 | Sifu-20 |
95 | Not-So-Super Fan | 100 | Austin-50 | Katurah-26 | Kendra-18 | Sabiyah-6 |
97 | AlisaShorty | 99 | Drew-31 | Jake-25 | Julie-37 | Sabiyah-6 |
97 | Fugees&Funyuns | 99 | Austin-50 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Sabiyah-6 |
97 | Hatch Did Nothing Wrong (@zekethebeast.bsky.social) | 99 | Austin-50 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Sabiyah-6 |
97 | NeverGiveUpNeverSurrender-bassmanxvi | 99 | Drew-31 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 | Sifu-20 |
97 | Schmops Survivors | 99 | Austin-50 | Brandon-1 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
97 | Snsetblaze | 99 | Bruce-34 | Julie-37 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 |
97 | Stickin to the Plan | 99 | Austin-50 | JMaya-14 | Kaleb-17 | Kendra-18 |
97 | Survivor ATeam | 99 | Bruce-34 | Jake-25 | Kellie-22 | Kendra-18 |
105 | Baby’s first survivor (@americanhie) | 98 | Dee-49 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Sabiyah-6 |
105 | Boston Rob and the Heartthrobs | 98 | Austin-50 | Hannah-0 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
105 | Diamonds are Forever | 98 | Austin-50 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 | Sifu-20 |
105 | People's champion Luke Toki | 98 | Austin-50 | Brandon-1 | Jake-25 | Kellie-22 |
109 | Stir the Pot, Ladies! | 97 | Julie-37 | Kellie-22 | Kendra-18 | Sifu-20 |
109 | Uncle Jeff | 97 | Dee-49 | Jake-25 | Kaleb-17 | Sabiyah-6 |
111 | BevFam Dad | 96 | Bruce-34 | Drew-31 | JMaya-14 | Kaleb-17 |
111 | JaxoN.s.ReeveS | 96 | Austin-50 | Brando-9 | Kaleb-17 | Sifu-20 |
111 | Kinda Cute Boyz | 96 | Bruce-34 | Jake-25 | Kaleb-17 | Sifu-20 |
111 | Lira2012 | 96 | Drew-31 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
111 | Moxie’s Picks | 96 | Austin-50 | Brando-9 | Hannah-0 | Julie-37 |
111 | Panic (Todd City) | 96 | Brandon-1 | Dee-49 | Katurah-26 | Sifu-20 |
117 | Gauna124 | 95 | Dee-49 | Jake-25 | Kaleb-17 | Sean-4 |
117 | Wife of John | 95 | Austin-50 | Kaleb-17 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 |
119 | Mai Tais and Pringles | 93 | Austin-50 | Brandon-1 | Jake-25 | Kaleb-17 |
119 | Tdravesyaboi | 93 | Austin-50 | Kaleb-17 | Kellie-22 | Sean-4 |
121 | DukesDregs | 92 | Brandon-1 | Bruce-34 | Emily-20 | Julie-37 |
121 | Second Chance 2 Please: mattroiland17@gmail.com | 92 | Brandon-1 | Dee-49 | Jake-25 | Kaleb-17 |
123 | Bev Tae | 91 | Bruce-34 | Emily-20 | Kaleb-17 | Sifu-20 |
123 | I can get loud too wtf | 91 | Austin-50 | Brando-9 | Katurah-26 | Sabiyah-6 |
125 | Carolyn Smelling YamYam's Breath | 90 | Jake-25 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
126 | Dog in a Bowl | 89 | Brando-9 | Bruce-34 | Emily-20 | Katurah-26 |
126 | Goliath Strong | 89 | Austin-50 | Kaleb-17 | Kendra-18 | Sean-4 |
126 | Purple Rock Big Jerm | 89 | Brandon-1 | Dee-49 | Kaleb-17 | Kellie-22 |
129 | All about the hair | 88 | Austin-50 | Brandon-1 | Kaleb-17 | Sifu-20 |
129 | Lildukky | 88 | Brando-9 | Julie-37 | Kellie-22 | Sifu-20 |
131 | ANAPAULARJ | 87 | Dee-49 | Emily-20 | Hannah-0 | Kendra-18 |
131 | BadPlayer's Nu-BWB | 87 | Dee-49 | JMaya-14 | Kendra-18 | Sabiyah-6 |
131 | Black Widow Brigade | 87 | Julie-37 | Katurah-26 | Kendra-18 | Sabiyah-6 |
131 | jeffpleasestopcastingweirdos | 87 | Brando-9 | Drew-31 | Jake-25 | Kellie-22 |
131 | Team Yomi (@mason_laney_) | 87 | Austin-50 | Brando-9 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 |
136 | 9 Toe Tusslers | 86 | Austin-50 | Katurah-26 | Sabiyah-6 | Sean-4 |
136 | NoEyesInBlindfold | 86 | Jake-25 | Julie-37 | Sean-4 | Sifu-20 |
136 | StormofCuteness | 86 | Bruce-34 | Katurah-26 | Sabiyah-6 | Sifu-20 |
139 | AubrysWinnersEdit | 85 | Bruce-34 | Jake-25 | Sabiyah-6 | Sifu-20 |
139 | Forever1267 | 85 | Brando-9 | Drew-31 | Jake-25 | Sifu-20 |
139 | She Died, Dude | 85 | Dee-49 | Hannah-0 | JMaya-14 | Kellie-22 |
139 | This Challenge Is On (Twitter: @MattieIsHungry) | 85 | Austin-50 | JMaya-14 | Kaleb-17 | Sean-4 |
143 | Bev mom | 83 | Emily-20 | Jake-25 | Kendra-18 | Sifu-20 |
143 | I Can't Drive 45!!! (ADS) | 83 | Bruce-34 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Sabiyah-6 |
143 | Smuff It Jeff | 83 | Drew-31 | Emily-20 | JMaya-14 | Kendra-18 |
146 | ChitownSnakes | 82 | Drew-31 | Jake-25 | Kellie-22 | Sean-4 |
146 | Dubious Rob | 82 | Brando-9 | Jake-25 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
146 | Erin‘s Empire | 82 | Jake-25 | JMaya-14 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 |
146 | Fairplay Boyz | 82 | Austin-50 | Brando-9 | Kaleb-17 | Sabiyah-6 |
150 | BevFam Malory | 81 | Dee-49 | Hannah-0 | JMaya-14 | Kendra-18 |
150 | JgirlPlayz | 81 | Austin-50 | Hannah-0 | JMaya-14 | Kaleb-17 |
152 | Can I have your jacket? (@bimtarthelmes) | 80 | JMaya-14 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 | Kendra-18 |
152 | r/Survivor | 80 | Drew-31 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Sabiyah-6 |
154 | BatLeon's Late to the Game Team | 78 | Brando-9 | Jake-25 | Katurah-26 | Kendra-18 |
154 | Rimi | 78 | Brando-9 | Drew-31 | Emily-20 | Kendra-18 |
156 | alsoCatskillSurvivor | 77 | Brando-9 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 | Sifu-20 |
156 | Dad | 77 | Austin-50 | Kaleb-17 | Sabiyah-6 | Sean-4 |
156 | Pancham Party | 77 | Austin-50 | Brando-9 | Hannah-0 | Kendra-18 |
156 | Parade of Losers | 77 | Drew-31 | Jake-25 | Kaleb-17 | Sean-4 |
156 | That’s tough | 77 | Brando-9 | Drew-31 | Kaleb-17 | Sifu-20 |
156 | The G.O.A.T | 77 | Bruce-34 | Kaleb-17 | Sabiyah-6 | Sifu-20 |
156 | the sky is falling | 77 | Brando-9 | Drew-31 | Emily-20 | Kaleb-17 |
156 | violina23 | 77 | JMaya-14 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Sifu-20 |
156 | Weenor | 77 | Brando-9 | Bruce-34 | Emily-20 | JMaya-14 |
165 | Madeintampa | 76 | Julie-37 | Kaleb-17 | Kendra-18 | Sean-4 |
166 | John’s ball sweat | 75 | Brando-9 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 | Kendra-18 |
167 | Fransesqua | 74 | Brando-9 | Jake-25 | Kellie-22 | Kendra-18 |
167 | JesseDidNothingWrong | 74 | Jake-25 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Sabiyah-6 |
167 | John (Husband of Wife of John, Father of Child of John) | 74 | Brando-9 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
167 | What's Going On? (4 Non Blondes) (S. Quirky) | 74 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 | Sifu-20 |
171 | Beebs | 73 | Austin-50 | Brandon-1 | Hannah-0 | Kellie-22 |
171 | DukeSilver | 73 | Austin-50 | Brandon-1 | Kendra-18 | Sean-4 |
173 | A Fucking Stick | 72 | Austin-50 | Brandon-1 | Kaleb-17 | Sean-4 |
173 | Ms. Sweaterfan | 72 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 | Kendra-18 | Sabiyah-6 |
173 | Rubber Ducks in the Sun | 72 | Jake-25 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Sean-4 |
176 | BevFam Tae | 71 | Bruce-34 | Emily-20 | Hannah-0 | Kaleb-17 |
176 | Justice for Sonja (@buttibro1) | 71 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 |
178 | D&L | 70 | Jake-25 | Kaleb-17 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 |
179 | Chickennugget | 69 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Sabiyah-6 | Sifu-20 |
179 | Dam blue pancake (Child of John) | 69 | Brando-9 | JMaya-14 | Katurah-26 | Sifu-20 |
179 | I'm An Office Manager, Definitely Not A Lawyer (Adam B) | 69 | Emily-20 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Sabiyah-6 |
179 | Parv should have 2 wins: automattic17@gmail.com | 69 | Brando-9 | Jake-25 | Kaleb-17 | Kendra-18 |
179 | Vlachosen ones (Jake Armes) | 69 | Drew-31 | JMaya-14 | Kendra-18 | Sabiyah-6 |
184 | AsherJiskool | 68 | Jake-25 | Kaleb-17 | Sabiyah-6 | Sifu-20 |
184 | BevFam Lynzi | 68 | Bruce-34 | Emily-20 | Hannah-0 | JMaya-14 |
184 | Buffalicious | 68 | Austin-50 | Hannah-0 | JMaya-14 | Sean-4 |
184 | gilbert grape | 68 | JMaya-14 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 |
184 | MalcolmIsMyCopilot | 68 | Emily-20 | Jake-25 | Kaleb-17 | Sabiyah-6 |
184 | The Tees Knees | 68 | Brando-9 | Emily-20 | Kaleb-17 | Kellie-22 |
190 | Fuck You Brad Culpepper | 67 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Sean-4 | Sifu-20 |
191 | Friendchooser | 66 | Brando-9 | Drew-31 | Sabiyah-6 | Sifu-20 |
191 | Richard Hatch's Tax Returns | 66 | Brandon-1 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
193 | Cirie’s biggest fan (@MSchlegel89) | 65 | Brandon-1 | Jake-25 | Kaleb-17 | Kellie-22 |
194 | BevFam Mom | 63 | Emily-20 | Hannah-0 | Jake-25 | Kendra-18 |
194 | RBsPlayas (@rbeezy17) | 63 | Brando-9 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 |
194 | Rupert’s Tie-Dye | 63 | Brando-9 | Drew-31 | Kaleb-17 | Sabiyah-6 |
194 | team long shot (@FayeNBlue) | 63 | JMaya-14 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Sabiyah-6 |
198 | SouljaBoyTellEm (hillhouseemily9@gmail.com) | 62 | Emily-20 | Kendra-18 | Sean-4 | Sifu-20 |
199 | Rara | 60 | Brando-9 | Drew-31 | JMaya-14 | Sabiyah-6 |
200 | Bro lo el Cordero | 58 | Brando-9 | Brandon-1 | Drew-31 | Kaleb-17 |
201 | Bergs05 | 57 | Brando-9 | Emily-20 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 |
202 | The Dreaded Women's Alliance | 54 | Hannah-0 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 |
203 | Queenslayers to the Front | 53 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Sabiyah-6 | Sean-4 |
204 | Jeff's Blue Shirt | 52 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 | Sean-4 | Sifu-20 |
205 | The Coconut Phones | 50 | Brandon-1 | JMaya-14 | Kaleb-17 | Kendra-18 |
206 | Davidthemailman | 48 | Brandon-1 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Sean-4 |
207 | Side Character | 47 | Brando-9 | JMaya-14 | Sean-4 | Sifu-20 |
207 | Yeltra | 47 | Emily-20 | Kaleb-17 | Sabiyah-6 | Sean-4 |
209 | ry17dog | 46 | JMaya-14 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 | Sean-4 |
210 | Survivor BTeam | 44 | Brandon-1 | Emily-20 | Kaleb-17 | Sabiyah-6 |
211 | Its an Effing Llama | 43 | Hannah-0 | Kaleb-17 | Kellie-22 | Sean-4 |
212 | All hail, Carolyn our queen! | 42 | Brandon-1 | Emily-20 | Kaleb-17 | Sean-4 |
212 | Ulong or Bust | 42 | JMaya-14 | Kendra-18 | Sabiyah-6 | Sean-4 |
214 | BEHK | 39 | Brandon-1 | Emily-20 | Hannah-0 | Kendra-18 |
215 | AmethystIsAPurpleRock | 37 | Brando-9 | Kendra-18 | Sabiyah-6 | Sean-4 |
216 | Jeff's Dermatologist | 31 | Brandon-1 | Hannah-0 | Katurah-26 | Sean-4 |
217 | TheForRealDeal | 28 | Brandon-1 | Kaleb-17 | Sabiyah-6 | Sean-4 |
218 | Richard Hatch's Tax Returns (Disquis @joey_lee) | 22 | Brandon-1 | Hannah-0 | Kaleb-17 | Sean-4 |
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219 | 0 | |||||
219 | 0 | |||||
219 | 0 |
Champions League:
Mike Hirsch opens up a 3-point lead over Yau-Man Forever and Mark. Carterfan takes the L this week by losing Sean. No cap, fam.
Team | Pick 1 | Pick 2 | ||||
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1 | Purple Rock Mark | 71 | Bruce | 34 | Julie | 37 |
2 | Mike Hirsch | 68 | Austin | 50 | Kendra | 18 |
3 | Yau-Man Forever (ATLANTAxFALCON) | 63 | Dee | 49 | JMaya | 14 |
4 | DesiSurvivor | 46 | Emily | 20 | Katurah | 26 |
5 | Carterfan | 35 | Drew | 31 | Sean | 4 |
6 | Forever1267 | 29 | Brando | 9 | Sifu | 20 |
7 | The Ladder | 26 | Jake | 25 | Brandon | 1 |
8 | Wife of John | 23 | Kaleb | 17 | Sabiyah | 6 |
9 | Carolyn Screams | 22 | Kellie | 22 | Hannah | 0 |
Other leagues
This week, I want to turn the spotlight on a 6-team league, Knack for 5. And I specifically want to do this because a person named Mark is 21 points behind the next-closest player. This is because the three players Mark selected were Hannah, Brandon, and Sean- the three lowest-scoring players this season. Honestly, I’m impressed. I need to know what Mark’s drafting strategy was. Is everyone in this group constantly clowning Mark? If not, you should be. Mark deserves it. Did you have a draft at all? Mark intentionally selected these three players? Has Mark ever seen this show before? I actually highlighted Mark’s score in that league, because it’s truly a feat.
If you would still like to make one of those leagues, you can do so now. You can find the pages for those leagues here (there are multiple tabs for these, depending on the size of the group).
John is the co-host of the Purple Rock Survivor Podcast. He can get loud too, what the fuck!
Favorite seasons: Heroes vs. Villains, Cagayan, Pearl Islands, Tocantins, Cambodia