Welcome, comrades, to the week 11 fantasy scoreboard.
This week’s AI-generated image: Jeff Probst leading a proletarian revolution. Seize the means of production, comrade! Also, maybe invest in a modern skin care routine.
Now let’s see how the AI chatbot described episode 11, with the additional instruction to “Write the summary as though you are the leader of a proletarian revolution who also runs a multi-level marketing scheme selling protein shakes.”
Comrades! Gather round, as I weave a tale of deceit, betrayal, and the relentless pursuit of power aptly named Survivor 45, Episode 11! In this deadly battlefield, the contestants are the pawns, manipulated by the cunning bourgeoisie, representing capitalist exploitation. Immersed in their treacherous game, only the fittest and most cunning survive!
Our story begins with the latest capitalist challenge, designed to test the physical strength and strategic prowess of our noble proletarian warriors. The task at hand was an endurance challenge atop a crumbling hill. Contestants like Ron, Julie, and Gavin fought valiantly, clinging to their weak limbs, much like the proletariat hanging on to the crumbs tossed by their capitalist overlords.
In a truly capitalist twist, gratification was not bestowed upon the underdogs! Instead, the bourgeois elite emerged as victors, with Wendy, Lauren, and David proving their worth. Their hearts may be stale, devoid of the love for the masses, yet their bodies displayed well-fed might. They celebrated, basking in their temporary glory, little realizing our proletarian revolution brews beneath their feet!
And now, my true believers, let us speak of the tribal council voting, where the bourgeoisie reveal their true colors. This time, it was Rick, a pawn of the establishment, who found himself on the chopping block. Sensing his impending doom, Rick scrambled like a cornered rat, making desperate alliances and promises to secure his survival. Alas, the shackles of the bourgeoisie’s influence cannot be broken so easily!
As the whispers engulfed the tribal council, Gavin, allegedly a comrade in arms, betrayed us all, siding with the bourgeoisie and voting alongside Wendy, Lauren, and David. These traitors, my comrades, have fallen prey to the false promises of the capitalist elite, lured by the allure of fleeting glory and personal gain. We shall mourn the lost comrades, yet we must also keep our resolve strong in the face of such treachery!
My beloved revolutionaries, do not be disheartened by the temporary triumphs of the bourgeoisie. Remember, we are united, our power amplifying with each passing day. Just as I, your guerilla leader, sell protein shakes to strike at the heart of the capitalist system, so too shall we wage an ideological war against oppression and exploitation. Together, we will build a society where fairness and justice reign supreme, and the Survivor 45 battlefield shall crumble under the weight of our proletariat principles!
Stay strong, my true believers, for even in the face of adversity, the spirit of revolution burns bright within us all! Onwards, my comrades, towards a future free from capitalist chains!
The weak-limbed proletariat are clearly in need of some of those protein shakes. I’m running this pyramid scheme to take down capitalism from the inside, you see.
Remember how Emily’s season started? That’s probably why only 30 of you had Emily.
Individual scoring table
Individual immunity: 4 points to Drew.
Successful idol play: 4 points to Julie.
VTEP points: 2 to Julie. That’s it. This week had so little scoring I thought it was me in high school.
Pick-4 League
A bloodless revolution has overthrown Mark from power. The Buddy System takes the lead from Mark this week, with Rogue Wall Enthusiast, Tit Whistle, Dezbot, and The Ladder all positioned well for a shot at a Champions League invite next season. DJ Cambodia and PaiMei are also in the top 20, and DJ Cambodia still hasn’t lost a player.
Team name (sorted by rank) | Player 1 | Player 2 | Player 3 | Player 4 | ||
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1 | Purple Rock Mark | 159 | Austin-50 | Bruce-34 | Dee-49 | Katurah-26 |
2 | DJCambodia | 150 | Austin-50 | Dee-49 | Jake-25 | Katurah-26 |
2 | Gabler Tony Sandwich | 150 | Austin-50 | Dee-49 | Drew-31 | Sifu-20 |
4 | Dezbot's Best Worst Guess | 147 | Austin-50 | Dee-49 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
4 | Kaleb Always Wanted to be Red | 147 | Austin-50 | Dee-49 | Drew-31 | Kaleb-17 |
6 | Yau-Man Forever (X: ATLANTAxFALCON) | 146 | Austin-50 | Dee-49 | Jake-25 | Kellie-22 |
7 | It's a Fucking Pick | 142 | Austin-50 | Dee-49 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 |
8 | Tasmanian made | 141 | Austin-50 | Dee-49 | Kellie-22 | Sifu-20 |
8 | The Buddy System | 141 | Austin-50 | Bruce-34 | Julie-37 | Sifu-20 |
10 | Maritimer | 139 | Austin-50 | Dee-49 | JMaya-14 | Katurah-26 |
11 | i'm still in love with xander (falawful.bsky.social) | 138 | Austin-50 | Dee-49 | Kaleb-17 | Kellie-22 |
11 | TeamSurvivorDesi | 138 | Austin-50 | Jake-25 | Julie-37 | Katurah-26 |
13 | KiKi | 134 | Dee-49 | Julie-37 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
13 | Ricarson (twitter: @dbhorton24) | 134 | Austin-50 | Brando-9 | Dee-49 | Katurah-26 |
13 | Torty’s Team | 134 | Bruce-34 | Dee-49 | Jake-25 | Katurah-26 |
16 | Survivor Chops | 133 | Austin-50 | Dee-49 | JMaya-14 | Sifu-20 |
17 | 4StarBall | 132 | Bruce-34 | Dee-49 | Drew-31 | Kendra-18 |
17 | Doodle | 132 | Austin-50 | Bruce-34 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
19 | PaiMei | 131 | Bruce-34 | Dee-49 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
19 | Rogue Wall Enthusiast | 131 | Austin-50 | Julie-37 | Katurah-26 | Kendra-18 |
19 | Talkin' Llama | 131 | Austin-50 | Bruce-34 | Jake-25 | Kellie-22 |
22 | Jeff's Blue Shirts (twt: @gribbzy) | 130 | Austin-50 | Brando-9 | Dee-49 | Kellie-22 |
23 | MooreSurvivor | 129 | Austin-50 | Dee-49 | Katurah-26 | Sean-4 |
23 | Tit Whistle | 129 | Austin-50 | Drew-31 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
25 | yeebie deebie | 128 | Austin-50 | Brando-9 | Dee-49 | Emily-20 |
26 | SKAD | 127 | Austin-50 | Dee-49 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 |
27 | Bryn | 126 | Austin-50 | Brandon-1 | Dee-49 | Katurah-26 |
27 | Survivor CSRI | 126 | Austin-50 | Bruce-34 | Jake-25 | Kaleb-17 |
29 | I believe in Michele Fitzgerald supremacy (@TrueAlainer) | 125 | Austin-50 | Dee-49 | Kellie-22 | Sean-4 |
30 | awaiting-aliens | 124 | Austin-50 | Emily-20 | Julie-37 | Kaleb-17 |
31 | It's PARvati not HAvarti (@chicsyd) | 123 | Austin-50 | Jake-25 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
32 | Kikidee | 122 | Austin-50 | Brandon-1 | Dee-49 | Kellie-22 |
32 | Silent Tribe (@JHUNSBRO) | 122 | Dee-49 | Drew-31 | Kellie-22 | Sifu-20 |
32 | Vuku | 122 | Austin-50 | Dee-49 | Kaleb-17 | Sabiyah-6 |
35 | Bikini Proponent (i and 1) | 121 | Austin-50 | Drew-31 | JMaya-14 | Katurah-26 |
36 | Jocks Are Us | 120 | Austin-50 | Drew-31 | Kaleb-17 | Kellie-22 |
37 | Attorneys R Us | 119 | Drew-31 | Jake-25 | Julie-37 | Katurah-26 |
37 | Cousin Greg | 119 | Austin-50 | Brando-9 | Bruce-34 | Katurah-26 |
37 | Delulusional | 119 | Dee-49 | Drew-31 | Kaleb-17 | Kellie-22 |
37 | Mike Hirsch | 119 | Austin-50 | Jake-25 | Katurah-26 | Kendra-18 |
37 | Muggle | 119 | Austin-50 | Brando-9 | Bruce-34 | Katurah-26 |
42 | All I want is good TV | 118 | Austin-50 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 | Sifu-20 |
42 | Ash Ketchup (@adlihanif) | 118 | Dee-49 | Jake-25 | Katurah-26 | Kendra-18 |
42 | Belo Average Team (prettyboyprobst) | 118 | Austin-50 | Emily-20 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
45 | @doctor_wu33 | 117 | Dee-49 | Drew-31 | Kaleb-17 | Sifu-20 |
46 | All the Fixins | 116 | Dee-49 | Julie-37 | Katurah-26 | Sean-4 |
46 | I'm Not Here to Make Friends | 116 | Austin-50 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 | Kendra-18 |
46 | Jeffrey's mama | 116 | Dee-49 | Drew-31 | JMaya-14 | Kellie-22 |
46 | Martha Puth | 116 | Austin-50 | Drew-31 | Kaleb-17 | Kendra-18 |
46 | The Ladder | 116 | Bruce-34 | Jake-25 | Julie-37 | Sifu-20 |
51 | Diego's Dunderheads (Diego Armando) | 115 | Austin-50 | Jake-25 | JMaya-14 | Katurah-26 |
51 | Dig Doug | 115 | Austin-50 | Bruce-34 | JMaya-14 | Kaleb-17 |
51 | Ninja Stealth Mode (X:hnnhptt2021) | 115 | Austin-50 | Julie-37 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 |
51 | Sangmin | 115 | Austin-50 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
51 | Survivor Chicks | 115 | Dee-49 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 | Kendra-18 |
51 | Whorse Girlz* | 115 | Austin-50 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
51 | Will Strip for Peanut Butter | 115 | Dee-49 | Drew-31 | Kaleb-17 | Kendra-18 |
58 | Hard Things (NearlyNina) | 114 | Dee-49 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
58 | Sorry For You (@jrbsu) | 114 | Austin-50 | Jake-25 | Kaleb-17 | Kellie-22 |
60 | BeviFam JoJo | 113 | Austin-50 | Drew-31 | Katurah-26 | Sabiyah-6 |
60 | Don't Let Your Dreams be Dreams | 113 | Dee-49 | Emily-20 | Katurah-26 | Kendra-18 |
60 | Team Generic Whites | 113 | Drew-31 | Emily-20 | Jake-25 | Julie-37 |
63 | Generic Survivor Character Archetype | 112 | Austin-50 | Jake-25 | Kaleb-17 | Sifu-20 |
63 | Kristanxmarie | 112 | Dee-49 | Drew-31 | Katurah-26 | Sabiyah-6 |
65 | BostonRobFan4Ever | 111 | Bruce-34 | Dee-49 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 |
65 | orangealfy | 111 | Austin-50 | Jake-25 | JMaya-14 | Kellie-22 |
65 | Random77 | 111 | Dee-49 | JMaya-14 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
65 | WillBeAwesome | 111 | Austin-50 | Drew-31 | Katurah-26 | Sean-4 |
69 | Zelda will be fiiiine! (Child of John) | 110 | Austin-50 | Bruce-34 | Hannah-0 | Katurah-26 |
70 | Big Boom | 109 | Austin-50 | Bruce-34 | Hannah-0 | Jake-25 |
70 | Chris Cross | 109 | Brando-9 | Bruce-34 | Dee-49 | Kaleb-17 |
72 | Break the Law | 108 | Emily-20 | Jake-25 | Julie-37 | Katurah-26 |
72 | Secret Ninjas (Child of John) | 108 | Jake-25 | Julie-37 | Katurah-26 | Sifu-20 |
72 | Suck it up, Buttercup (Disqus: Winner) | 108 | Dee-49 | Drew-31 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 |
75 | ****fuck******** (itsafuckingSTICK) | 107 | Bruce-34 | Dee-49 | Emily-20 | Sean-4 |
75 | bailey | 107 | Austin-50 | Brando-9 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
75 | Bev Malory | 107 | Dee-49 | JMaya-14 | Katurah-26 | Kendra-18 |
75 | Boston Rob and the Heartthrobs (twitter: @ajkray) | 107 | Austin-50 | Brando-9 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
75 | Scarlet Fever | 107 | Austin-50 | Jake-25 | JMaya-14 | Kendra-18 |
75 | Survivor 50: Ohio | 107 | Austin-50 | Bruce-34 | Kaleb-17 | Sabiyah-6 |
75 | Time For Pudding | 107 | Austin-50 | JMaya-14 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 |
82 | Bev Lynzi | 105 | Bruce-34 | Emily-20 | JMaya-14 | Julie-37 |
82 | Daddy Jeff | 105 | Drew-31 | Emily-20 | Julie-37 | Kaleb-17 |
82 | The Cat’s Pajamas | 105 | Julie-37 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 | Sifu-20 |
85 | Stick to the Plan | 104 | Austin-50 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 |
86 | [Carolyn Screams] | 103 | Dee-49 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 |
86 | Evil Regals | 103 | Julie-37 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 | Kendra-18 |
86 | Replacant (Storms Husband) | 103 | Austin-50 | Jake-25 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 |
86 | Thank You, Jeffrey (@Khallison94) | 103 | Austin-50 | Jake-25 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 |
86 | toneloke | 103 | Austin-50 | Brando-9 | Katurah-26 | Kendra-18 |
91 | Ben Folds Fan IN 3D!!! | 102 | Austin-50 | Brandon-1 | Jake-25 | Katurah-26 |
91 | Prom King | 102 | Austin-50 | Brando-9 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 |
93 | Has a Face on It | 101 | Bruce-34 | Jake-25 | Kellie-22 | Sifu-20 |
93 | Rex's mama | 101 | Austin-50 | Brando-9 | Jake-25 | Kaleb-17 |
95 | hornacek | 100 | Dee-49 | JMaya-14 | Kaleb-17 | Sifu-20 |
95 | Not-So-Super Fan | 100 | Austin-50 | Katurah-26 | Kendra-18 | Sabiyah-6 |
97 | AlisaShorty | 99 | Drew-31 | Jake-25 | Julie-37 | Sabiyah-6 |
97 | Fugees&Funyuns | 99 | Austin-50 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Sabiyah-6 |
97 | Hatch Did Nothing Wrong (@zekethebeast.bsky.social) | 99 | Austin-50 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Sabiyah-6 |
97 | NeverGiveUpNeverSurrender-bassmanxvi | 99 | Drew-31 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 | Sifu-20 |
97 | Schmops Survivors | 99 | Austin-50 | Brandon-1 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
97 | Snsetblaze | 99 | Bruce-34 | Julie-37 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 |
97 | Stickin to the Plan | 99 | Austin-50 | JMaya-14 | Kaleb-17 | Kendra-18 |
97 | Survivor ATeam | 99 | Bruce-34 | Jake-25 | Kellie-22 | Kendra-18 |
105 | Baby’s first survivor (@americanhie) | 98 | Dee-49 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Sabiyah-6 |
105 | Boston Rob and the Heartthrobs | 98 | Austin-50 | Hannah-0 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
105 | Diamonds are Forever | 98 | Austin-50 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 | Sifu-20 |
105 | People's champion Luke Toki | 98 | Austin-50 | Brandon-1 | Jake-25 | Kellie-22 |
109 | Stir the Pot, Ladies! | 97 | Julie-37 | Kellie-22 | Kendra-18 | Sifu-20 |
109 | Uncle Jeff | 97 | Dee-49 | Jake-25 | Kaleb-17 | Sabiyah-6 |
111 | BevFam Dad | 96 | Bruce-34 | Drew-31 | JMaya-14 | Kaleb-17 |
111 | JaxoN.s.ReeveS | 96 | Austin-50 | Brando-9 | Kaleb-17 | Sifu-20 |
111 | Kinda Cute Boyz | 96 | Bruce-34 | Jake-25 | Kaleb-17 | Sifu-20 |
111 | Lira2012 | 96 | Drew-31 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
111 | Moxie’s Picks | 96 | Austin-50 | Brando-9 | Hannah-0 | Julie-37 |
111 | Panic (Todd City) | 96 | Brandon-1 | Dee-49 | Katurah-26 | Sifu-20 |
117 | Gauna124 | 95 | Dee-49 | Jake-25 | Kaleb-17 | Sean-4 |
117 | Wife of John | 95 | Austin-50 | Kaleb-17 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 |
119 | Mai Tais and Pringles | 93 | Austin-50 | Brandon-1 | Jake-25 | Kaleb-17 |
119 | Tdravesyaboi | 93 | Austin-50 | Kaleb-17 | Kellie-22 | Sean-4 |
121 | DukesDregs | 92 | Brandon-1 | Bruce-34 | Emily-20 | Julie-37 |
121 | Second Chance 2 Please: mattroiland17@gmail.com | 92 | Brandon-1 | Dee-49 | Jake-25 | Kaleb-17 |
123 | Bev Tae | 91 | Bruce-34 | Emily-20 | Kaleb-17 | Sifu-20 |
123 | I can get loud too wtf | 91 | Austin-50 | Brando-9 | Katurah-26 | Sabiyah-6 |
125 | Carolyn Smelling YamYam's Breath | 90 | Jake-25 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
126 | Dog in a Bowl | 89 | Brando-9 | Bruce-34 | Emily-20 | Katurah-26 |
126 | Goliath Strong | 89 | Austin-50 | Kaleb-17 | Kendra-18 | Sean-4 |
126 | Purple Rock Big Jerm | 89 | Brandon-1 | Dee-49 | Kaleb-17 | Kellie-22 |
129 | All about the hair | 88 | Austin-50 | Brandon-1 | Kaleb-17 | Sifu-20 |
129 | Lildukky | 88 | Brando-9 | Julie-37 | Kellie-22 | Sifu-20 |
131 | ANAPAULARJ | 87 | Dee-49 | Emily-20 | Hannah-0 | Kendra-18 |
131 | BadPlayer's Nu-BWB | 87 | Dee-49 | JMaya-14 | Kendra-18 | Sabiyah-6 |
131 | Black Widow Brigade | 87 | Julie-37 | Katurah-26 | Kendra-18 | Sabiyah-6 |
131 | jeffpleasestopcastingweirdos | 87 | Brando-9 | Drew-31 | Jake-25 | Kellie-22 |
131 | Team Yomi (@mason_laney_) | 87 | Austin-50 | Brando-9 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 |
136 | 9 Toe Tusslers | 86 | Austin-50 | Katurah-26 | Sabiyah-6 | Sean-4 |
136 | NoEyesInBlindfold | 86 | Jake-25 | Julie-37 | Sean-4 | Sifu-20 |
136 | StormofCuteness | 86 | Bruce-34 | Katurah-26 | Sabiyah-6 | Sifu-20 |
139 | AubrysWinnersEdit | 85 | Bruce-34 | Jake-25 | Sabiyah-6 | Sifu-20 |
139 | Forever1267 | 85 | Brando-9 | Drew-31 | Jake-25 | Sifu-20 |
139 | She Died, Dude | 85 | Dee-49 | Hannah-0 | JMaya-14 | Kellie-22 |
139 | This Challenge Is On (Twitter: @MattieIsHungry) | 85 | Austin-50 | JMaya-14 | Kaleb-17 | Sean-4 |
143 | Bev mom | 83 | Emily-20 | Jake-25 | Kendra-18 | Sifu-20 |
143 | I Can't Drive 45!!! (ADS) | 83 | Bruce-34 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Sabiyah-6 |
143 | Smuff It Jeff | 83 | Drew-31 | Emily-20 | JMaya-14 | Kendra-18 |
146 | ChitownSnakes | 82 | Drew-31 | Jake-25 | Kellie-22 | Sean-4 |
146 | Dubious Rob | 82 | Brando-9 | Jake-25 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
146 | Erin‘s Empire | 82 | Jake-25 | JMaya-14 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 |
146 | Fairplay Boyz | 82 | Austin-50 | Brando-9 | Kaleb-17 | Sabiyah-6 |
150 | BevFam Malory | 81 | Dee-49 | Hannah-0 | JMaya-14 | Kendra-18 |
150 | JgirlPlayz | 81 | Austin-50 | Hannah-0 | JMaya-14 | Kaleb-17 |
152 | Can I have your jacket? (@bimtarthelmes) | 80 | JMaya-14 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 | Kendra-18 |
152 | r/Survivor | 80 | Drew-31 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Sabiyah-6 |
154 | BatLeon's Late to the Game Team | 78 | Brando-9 | Jake-25 | Katurah-26 | Kendra-18 |
154 | Rimi | 78 | Brando-9 | Drew-31 | Emily-20 | Kendra-18 |
156 | alsoCatskillSurvivor | 77 | Brando-9 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 | Sifu-20 |
156 | Dad | 77 | Austin-50 | Kaleb-17 | Sabiyah-6 | Sean-4 |
156 | Pancham Party | 77 | Austin-50 | Brando-9 | Hannah-0 | Kendra-18 |
156 | Parade of Losers | 77 | Drew-31 | Jake-25 | Kaleb-17 | Sean-4 |
156 | That’s tough | 77 | Brando-9 | Drew-31 | Kaleb-17 | Sifu-20 |
156 | The G.O.A.T | 77 | Bruce-34 | Kaleb-17 | Sabiyah-6 | Sifu-20 |
156 | the sky is falling | 77 | Brando-9 | Drew-31 | Emily-20 | Kaleb-17 |
156 | violina23 | 77 | JMaya-14 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Sifu-20 |
156 | Weenor | 77 | Brando-9 | Bruce-34 | Emily-20 | JMaya-14 |
165 | Madeintampa | 76 | Julie-37 | Kaleb-17 | Kendra-18 | Sean-4 |
166 | John’s ball sweat | 75 | Brando-9 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 | Kendra-18 |
167 | Fransesqua | 74 | Brando-9 | Jake-25 | Kellie-22 | Kendra-18 |
167 | JesseDidNothingWrong | 74 | Jake-25 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Sabiyah-6 |
167 | John (Husband of Wife of John, Father of Child of John) | 74 | Brando-9 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
167 | What's Going On? (4 Non Blondes) (S. Quirky) | 74 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 | Sifu-20 |
171 | Beebs | 73 | Austin-50 | Brandon-1 | Hannah-0 | Kellie-22 |
171 | DukeSilver | 73 | Austin-50 | Brandon-1 | Kendra-18 | Sean-4 |
173 | A Fucking Stick | 72 | Austin-50 | Brandon-1 | Kaleb-17 | Sean-4 |
173 | Ms. Sweaterfan | 72 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 | Kendra-18 | Sabiyah-6 |
173 | Rubber Ducks in the Sun | 72 | Jake-25 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Sean-4 |
176 | BevFam Tae | 71 | Bruce-34 | Emily-20 | Hannah-0 | Kaleb-17 |
176 | Justice for Sonja (@buttibro1) | 71 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 |
178 | D&L | 70 | Jake-25 | Kaleb-17 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 |
179 | Chickennugget | 69 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Sabiyah-6 | Sifu-20 |
179 | Dam blue pancake (Child of John) | 69 | Brando-9 | JMaya-14 | Katurah-26 | Sifu-20 |
179 | I'm An Office Manager, Definitely Not A Lawyer (Adam B) | 69 | Emily-20 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Sabiyah-6 |
179 | Parv should have 2 wins: automattic17@gmail.com | 69 | Brando-9 | Jake-25 | Kaleb-17 | Kendra-18 |
179 | Vlachosen ones (Jake Armes) | 69 | Drew-31 | JMaya-14 | Kendra-18 | Sabiyah-6 |
184 | AsherJiskool | 68 | Jake-25 | Kaleb-17 | Sabiyah-6 | Sifu-20 |
184 | BevFam Lynzi | 68 | Bruce-34 | Emily-20 | Hannah-0 | JMaya-14 |
184 | Buffalicious | 68 | Austin-50 | Hannah-0 | JMaya-14 | Sean-4 |
184 | gilbert grape | 68 | JMaya-14 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 |
184 | MalcolmIsMyCopilot | 68 | Emily-20 | Jake-25 | Kaleb-17 | Sabiyah-6 |
184 | The Tees Knees | 68 | Brando-9 | Emily-20 | Kaleb-17 | Kellie-22 |
190 | Fuck You Brad Culpepper | 67 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Sean-4 | Sifu-20 |
191 | Friendchooser | 66 | Brando-9 | Drew-31 | Sabiyah-6 | Sifu-20 |
191 | Richard Hatch's Tax Returns | 66 | Brandon-1 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
193 | Cirie’s biggest fan (@MSchlegel89) | 65 | Brandon-1 | Jake-25 | Kaleb-17 | Kellie-22 |
194 | BevFam Mom | 63 | Emily-20 | Hannah-0 | Jake-25 | Kendra-18 |
194 | RBsPlayas (@rbeezy17) | 63 | Brando-9 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 |
194 | Rupert’s Tie-Dye | 63 | Brando-9 | Drew-31 | Kaleb-17 | Sabiyah-6 |
194 | team long shot (@FayeNBlue) | 63 | JMaya-14 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Sabiyah-6 |
198 | SouljaBoyTellEm (hillhouseemily9@gmail.com) | 62 | Emily-20 | Kendra-18 | Sean-4 | Sifu-20 |
199 | Rara | 60 | Brando-9 | Drew-31 | JMaya-14 | Sabiyah-6 |
200 | Bro lo el Cordero | 58 | Brando-9 | Brandon-1 | Drew-31 | Kaleb-17 |
201 | Bergs05 | 57 | Brando-9 | Emily-20 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 |
202 | The Dreaded Women's Alliance | 54 | Hannah-0 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 |
203 | Queenslayers to the Front | 53 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Sabiyah-6 | Sean-4 |
204 | Jeff's Blue Shirt | 52 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 | Sean-4 | Sifu-20 |
205 | The Coconut Phones | 50 | Brandon-1 | JMaya-14 | Kaleb-17 | Kendra-18 |
206 | Davidthemailman | 48 | Brandon-1 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Sean-4 |
207 | Side Character | 47 | Brando-9 | JMaya-14 | Sean-4 | Sifu-20 |
207 | Yeltra | 47 | Emily-20 | Kaleb-17 | Sabiyah-6 | Sean-4 |
209 | ry17dog | 46 | JMaya-14 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 | Sean-4 |
210 | Survivor BTeam | 44 | Brandon-1 | Emily-20 | Kaleb-17 | Sabiyah-6 |
211 | Its an Effing Llama | 43 | Hannah-0 | Kaleb-17 | Kellie-22 | Sean-4 |
212 | All hail, Carolyn our queen! | 42 | Brandon-1 | Emily-20 | Kaleb-17 | Sean-4 |
212 | Ulong or Bust | 42 | JMaya-14 | Kendra-18 | Sabiyah-6 | Sean-4 |
214 | BEHK | 39 | Brandon-1 | Emily-20 | Hannah-0 | Kendra-18 |
215 | AmethystIsAPurpleRock | 37 | Brando-9 | Kendra-18 | Sabiyah-6 | Sean-4 |
216 | Jeff's Dermatologist | 31 | Brandon-1 | Hannah-0 | Katurah-26 | Sean-4 |
217 | TheForRealDeal | 28 | Brandon-1 | Kaleb-17 | Sabiyah-6 | Sean-4 |
218 | Richard Hatch's Tax Returns (Disquis @joey_lee) | 22 | Brandon-1 | Hannah-0 | Kaleb-17 | Sean-4 |
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Champions League:
Mark’s in first, Mike’s in second. That’s cool and all, but The Ladder is still in last place because Jake has only scored four points in the past four weeks. And if Jake keeps losing challenges, not finding idols, and either voting incorrectly or getting his vote nullified, he could make it all the way to final tribal (and get zero votes), and The Ladder could remain in last place with one of the season’s three finalists.
Team | Pick 1 | Pick 2 | ||||
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1 | Purple Rock Mark | 71 | Bruce | 34 | Julie | 37 |
2 | Mike Hirsch | 68 | Austin | 50 | Kendra | 18 |
3 | Yau-Man Forever (ATLANTAxFALCON) | 63 | Dee | 49 | JMaya | 14 |
4 | DesiSurvivor | 46 | Emily | 20 | Katurah | 26 |
5 | Carterfan | 35 | Drew | 31 | Sean | 4 |
6 | Forever1267 | 29 | Brando | 9 | Sifu | 20 |
7 | The Ladder | 26 | Jake | 25 | Brandon | 1 |
8 | Wife of John | 23 | Kaleb | 17 | Sabiyah | 6 |
9 | Carolyn Screams | 22 | Kellie | 22 | Hannah | 0 |
Other leagues
In the “I Can Draft Picks Too, What the Fuck” league, Ben Folds Fan in 3D!!! is in last place. Which means BFF3D, presumably the one with the most familiarity/experience with fantasy Survivor (if not also the show itself), invited friends to play this game and took a huge L. BFF3D has no players remaining, and thus will remain in last place. Womp womp!
If you would still like to make one of those leagues, you can do so now. You can find the pages for those leagues here (there are multiple tabs for these, depending on the size of the
John is the co-host of the Purple Rock Survivor Podcast. He can get loud too, what the fuck!
Favorite seasons: Heroes vs. Villains, Cagayan, Pearl Islands, Tocantins, Cambodia