Week 9? I’m sorry, generative AI does not believe in week 9.
This week’s AI-generated image: Rupert from Survivor at a merge feast. You remember him, right? Good ol’ Rupert. Hasn’t changed a bit.
Now let’s see how the AI chatbot described episode 10, with the additional instruction to “Write the summary as though you are a bro writing for your fellow bros, but also you admire Greta Thunberg.”
Yo bros, strap in cause Survivor 45 episode 10 was more explosive than a post-cheat day fart, bro! We had some serious bros and babes crushing it in the game, while also doin’ their part to protect those macros and the environment, ya feel me?
Alright, let’s talk players. We had Brad, the absolute macro machine, crushing those challenges like it’s leg day every day. Lisa, the yoga goddess, striking that perfect balance between zen and killer gameplay. And then we got Chad, the surfer bro extraordinaire, riding waves and playing the game like a true Brahsidon. Respect.
Now, onto the challenge, bros. This week, the tribes had to demolish a massive obstacle course, bro-style. They had to climb walls, crawl through mud pits, and navigate some seriously gnarly rope swings. It was like an extreme sports highlight reel, bro! The tribe that completed the course first, gave their team a one-way ticket to Flavor Town, also known as the merge, where alliances could be mended or shredded. It was a total bro-tastic spectacle, hotter than Greta Thunberg’s passion for saving the earth, bro!
But let’s get down to business at tribal council, where alliances were tested harder than a post-leg day quad pump. Brad and Lisa had some seriously tough choices to make, bros. On one hand, Chad, their bro from day one who’s been chugging protein shakes and staying loyal. On the other hand, there’s Jessica, this babe who’s been hustlin’ hard and making big moves like a bro on a mission.
The tension was palpable, like the silent but deadly fart that lurks in a crowded gym locker room, bro. Brad and Lisa, sly as ever, didn’t spill the beans on their bigger plans. But when the time came to vote, they decided to stick to the bro-tonic ideal, bro code intact. And that meant Chad’s torch was snuffed, in a blindside that hit harder than leg day soreness, bros.
So, in conclusion, Survivor 45 episode 10 was more lit than a cheat day cheat meal, with crazy challenges, bro-council fireworks, and a blindside so epic, it could rival Greta Thunberg’s passion for change. This season is heating up, bros, with gameplay hotter than a protein shake-induced burp. Stay tuned for more bro-friendships being tested and epic strategizing on the horizon!
That’s a one-way ticket to Flavor Town. No coming back from that. Also, are the protein shake-induced burps as “hot” as in they feel warm coming out? Or they’re sexy to others?
34 people had Bruce, 41 people had Kendra.
Individual scoring table
Last week’s reward: 1 point to Bruce, Julie, and Kendra.
Last week’s individual immunity: 4 points to Bruce.
Last week’s idol find: 3 points to Austin now that Kellie is gone and his idol is an idol.
Last week’s VTEP points: 2 points to Austin, Bruce, Dee, Drew, Jake, Julie.
Individual reward: 2 points to Emily.
Individual immunity: 4 points to Austin.
VTEP points: Everyone but Bruce. That was a vote split.
Pick-4 League
Mark is still in first place? Still?! Dezbot in sixth place is the next highest-ranked commenter, followed by DJ Cambodia (still sporting a fully intact team), PaiMei, and Tit Whistle. Rogue Wall Enthusiast and The Ladder also made it into the top 20. And shout out to Maritimer, who just missed the first page.
Team name (sorted by rank) | Player 1 | Player 2 | Player 3 | Player 4 | ||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 | Purple Rock Mark | 159 | Austin-50 | Bruce-34 | Dee-49 | Katurah-26 |
2 | DJCambodia | 150 | Austin-50 | Dee-49 | Jake-25 | Katurah-26 |
2 | Gabler Tony Sandwich | 150 | Austin-50 | Dee-49 | Drew-31 | Sifu-20 |
4 | Dezbot's Best Worst Guess | 147 | Austin-50 | Dee-49 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
4 | Kaleb Always Wanted to be Red | 147 | Austin-50 | Dee-49 | Drew-31 | Kaleb-17 |
6 | Yau-Man Forever (X: ATLANTAxFALCON) | 146 | Austin-50 | Dee-49 | Jake-25 | Kellie-22 |
7 | It's a Fucking Pick | 142 | Austin-50 | Dee-49 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 |
8 | Tasmanian made | 141 | Austin-50 | Dee-49 | Kellie-22 | Sifu-20 |
8 | The Buddy System | 141 | Austin-50 | Bruce-34 | Julie-37 | Sifu-20 |
10 | Maritimer | 139 | Austin-50 | Dee-49 | JMaya-14 | Katurah-26 |
11 | i'm still in love with xander (falawful.bsky.social) | 138 | Austin-50 | Dee-49 | Kaleb-17 | Kellie-22 |
11 | TeamSurvivorDesi | 138 | Austin-50 | Jake-25 | Julie-37 | Katurah-26 |
13 | KiKi | 134 | Dee-49 | Julie-37 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
13 | Ricarson (twitter: @dbhorton24) | 134 | Austin-50 | Brando-9 | Dee-49 | Katurah-26 |
13 | Torty’s Team | 134 | Bruce-34 | Dee-49 | Jake-25 | Katurah-26 |
16 | Survivor Chops | 133 | Austin-50 | Dee-49 | JMaya-14 | Sifu-20 |
17 | 4StarBall | 132 | Bruce-34 | Dee-49 | Drew-31 | Kendra-18 |
17 | Doodle | 132 | Austin-50 | Bruce-34 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
19 | PaiMei | 131 | Bruce-34 | Dee-49 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
19 | Rogue Wall Enthusiast | 131 | Austin-50 | Julie-37 | Katurah-26 | Kendra-18 |
19 | Talkin' Llama | 131 | Austin-50 | Bruce-34 | Jake-25 | Kellie-22 |
22 | Jeff's Blue Shirts (twt: @gribbzy) | 130 | Austin-50 | Brando-9 | Dee-49 | Kellie-22 |
23 | MooreSurvivor | 129 | Austin-50 | Dee-49 | Katurah-26 | Sean-4 |
23 | Tit Whistle | 129 | Austin-50 | Drew-31 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
25 | yeebie deebie | 128 | Austin-50 | Brando-9 | Dee-49 | Emily-20 |
26 | SKAD | 127 | Austin-50 | Dee-49 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 |
27 | Bryn | 126 | Austin-50 | Brandon-1 | Dee-49 | Katurah-26 |
27 | Survivor CSRI | 126 | Austin-50 | Bruce-34 | Jake-25 | Kaleb-17 |
29 | I believe in Michele Fitzgerald supremacy (@TrueAlainer) | 125 | Austin-50 | Dee-49 | Kellie-22 | Sean-4 |
30 | awaiting-aliens | 124 | Austin-50 | Emily-20 | Julie-37 | Kaleb-17 |
31 | It's PARvati not HAvarti (@chicsyd) | 123 | Austin-50 | Jake-25 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
32 | Kikidee | 122 | Austin-50 | Brandon-1 | Dee-49 | Kellie-22 |
32 | Silent Tribe (@JHUNSBRO) | 122 | Dee-49 | Drew-31 | Kellie-22 | Sifu-20 |
32 | Vuku | 122 | Austin-50 | Dee-49 | Kaleb-17 | Sabiyah-6 |
35 | Bikini Proponent (i and 1) | 121 | Austin-50 | Drew-31 | JMaya-14 | Katurah-26 |
36 | Jocks Are Us | 120 | Austin-50 | Drew-31 | Kaleb-17 | Kellie-22 |
37 | Attorneys R Us | 119 | Drew-31 | Jake-25 | Julie-37 | Katurah-26 |
37 | Cousin Greg | 119 | Austin-50 | Brando-9 | Bruce-34 | Katurah-26 |
37 | Delulusional | 119 | Dee-49 | Drew-31 | Kaleb-17 | Kellie-22 |
37 | Mike Hirsch | 119 | Austin-50 | Jake-25 | Katurah-26 | Kendra-18 |
37 | Muggle | 119 | Austin-50 | Brando-9 | Bruce-34 | Katurah-26 |
42 | All I want is good TV | 118 | Austin-50 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 | Sifu-20 |
42 | Ash Ketchup (@adlihanif) | 118 | Dee-49 | Jake-25 | Katurah-26 | Kendra-18 |
42 | Belo Average Team (prettyboyprobst) | 118 | Austin-50 | Emily-20 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
45 | @doctor_wu33 | 117 | Dee-49 | Drew-31 | Kaleb-17 | Sifu-20 |
46 | All the Fixins | 116 | Dee-49 | Julie-37 | Katurah-26 | Sean-4 |
46 | I'm Not Here to Make Friends | 116 | Austin-50 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 | Kendra-18 |
46 | Jeffrey's mama | 116 | Dee-49 | Drew-31 | JMaya-14 | Kellie-22 |
46 | Martha Puth | 116 | Austin-50 | Drew-31 | Kaleb-17 | Kendra-18 |
46 | The Ladder | 116 | Bruce-34 | Jake-25 | Julie-37 | Sifu-20 |
51 | Diego's Dunderheads (Diego Armando) | 115 | Austin-50 | Jake-25 | JMaya-14 | Katurah-26 |
51 | Dig Doug | 115 | Austin-50 | Bruce-34 | JMaya-14 | Kaleb-17 |
51 | Ninja Stealth Mode (X:hnnhptt2021) | 115 | Austin-50 | Julie-37 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 |
51 | Sangmin | 115 | Austin-50 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
51 | Survivor Chicks | 115 | Dee-49 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 | Kendra-18 |
51 | Whorse Girlz* | 115 | Austin-50 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
51 | Will Strip for Peanut Butter | 115 | Dee-49 | Drew-31 | Kaleb-17 | Kendra-18 |
58 | Hard Things (NearlyNina) | 114 | Dee-49 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
58 | Sorry For You (@jrbsu) | 114 | Austin-50 | Jake-25 | Kaleb-17 | Kellie-22 |
60 | BeviFam JoJo | 113 | Austin-50 | Drew-31 | Katurah-26 | Sabiyah-6 |
60 | Don't Let Your Dreams be Dreams | 113 | Dee-49 | Emily-20 | Katurah-26 | Kendra-18 |
60 | Team Generic Whites | 113 | Drew-31 | Emily-20 | Jake-25 | Julie-37 |
63 | Generic Survivor Character Archetype | 112 | Austin-50 | Jake-25 | Kaleb-17 | Sifu-20 |
63 | Kristanxmarie | 112 | Dee-49 | Drew-31 | Katurah-26 | Sabiyah-6 |
65 | BostonRobFan4Ever | 111 | Bruce-34 | Dee-49 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 |
65 | orangealfy | 111 | Austin-50 | Jake-25 | JMaya-14 | Kellie-22 |
65 | Random77 | 111 | Dee-49 | JMaya-14 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
65 | WillBeAwesome | 111 | Austin-50 | Drew-31 | Katurah-26 | Sean-4 |
69 | Zelda will be fiiiine! (Child of John) | 110 | Austin-50 | Bruce-34 | Hannah-0 | Katurah-26 |
70 | Big Boom | 109 | Austin-50 | Bruce-34 | Hannah-0 | Jake-25 |
70 | Chris Cross | 109 | Brando-9 | Bruce-34 | Dee-49 | Kaleb-17 |
72 | Break the Law | 108 | Emily-20 | Jake-25 | Julie-37 | Katurah-26 |
72 | Secret Ninjas (Child of John) | 108 | Jake-25 | Julie-37 | Katurah-26 | Sifu-20 |
72 | Suck it up, Buttercup (Disqus: Winner) | 108 | Dee-49 | Drew-31 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 |
75 | ****fuck******** (itsafuckingSTICK) | 107 | Bruce-34 | Dee-49 | Emily-20 | Sean-4 |
75 | bailey | 107 | Austin-50 | Brando-9 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
75 | Bev Malory | 107 | Dee-49 | JMaya-14 | Katurah-26 | Kendra-18 |
75 | Boston Rob and the Heartthrobs (twitter: @ajkray) | 107 | Austin-50 | Brando-9 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
75 | Scarlet Fever | 107 | Austin-50 | Jake-25 | JMaya-14 | Kendra-18 |
75 | Survivor 50: Ohio | 107 | Austin-50 | Bruce-34 | Kaleb-17 | Sabiyah-6 |
75 | Time For Pudding | 107 | Austin-50 | JMaya-14 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 |
82 | Bev Lynzi | 105 | Bruce-34 | Emily-20 | JMaya-14 | Julie-37 |
82 | Daddy Jeff | 105 | Drew-31 | Emily-20 | Julie-37 | Kaleb-17 |
82 | The Cat’s Pajamas | 105 | Julie-37 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 | Sifu-20 |
85 | Stick to the Plan | 104 | Austin-50 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 |
86 | [Carolyn Screams] | 103 | Dee-49 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 |
86 | Evil Regals | 103 | Julie-37 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 | Kendra-18 |
86 | Replacant (Storms Husband) | 103 | Austin-50 | Jake-25 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 |
86 | Thank You, Jeffrey (@Khallison94) | 103 | Austin-50 | Jake-25 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 |
86 | toneloke | 103 | Austin-50 | Brando-9 | Katurah-26 | Kendra-18 |
91 | Ben Folds Fan IN 3D!!! | 102 | Austin-50 | Brandon-1 | Jake-25 | Katurah-26 |
91 | Prom King | 102 | Austin-50 | Brando-9 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 |
93 | Has a Face on It | 101 | Bruce-34 | Jake-25 | Kellie-22 | Sifu-20 |
93 | Rex's mama | 101 | Austin-50 | Brando-9 | Jake-25 | Kaleb-17 |
95 | hornacek | 100 | Dee-49 | JMaya-14 | Kaleb-17 | Sifu-20 |
95 | Not-So-Super Fan | 100 | Austin-50 | Katurah-26 | Kendra-18 | Sabiyah-6 |
97 | AlisaShorty | 99 | Drew-31 | Jake-25 | Julie-37 | Sabiyah-6 |
97 | Fugees&Funyuns | 99 | Austin-50 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Sabiyah-6 |
97 | Hatch Did Nothing Wrong (@zekethebeast.bsky.social) | 99 | Austin-50 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Sabiyah-6 |
97 | NeverGiveUpNeverSurrender-bassmanxvi | 99 | Drew-31 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 | Sifu-20 |
97 | Schmops Survivors | 99 | Austin-50 | Brandon-1 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
97 | Snsetblaze | 99 | Bruce-34 | Julie-37 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 |
97 | Stickin to the Plan | 99 | Austin-50 | JMaya-14 | Kaleb-17 | Kendra-18 |
97 | Survivor ATeam | 99 | Bruce-34 | Jake-25 | Kellie-22 | Kendra-18 |
105 | Baby’s first survivor (@americanhie) | 98 | Dee-49 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Sabiyah-6 |
105 | Boston Rob and the Heartthrobs | 98 | Austin-50 | Hannah-0 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
105 | Diamonds are Forever | 98 | Austin-50 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 | Sifu-20 |
105 | People's champion Luke Toki | 98 | Austin-50 | Brandon-1 | Jake-25 | Kellie-22 |
109 | Stir the Pot, Ladies! | 97 | Julie-37 | Kellie-22 | Kendra-18 | Sifu-20 |
109 | Uncle Jeff | 97 | Dee-49 | Jake-25 | Kaleb-17 | Sabiyah-6 |
111 | BevFam Dad | 96 | Bruce-34 | Drew-31 | JMaya-14 | Kaleb-17 |
111 | JaxoN.s.ReeveS | 96 | Austin-50 | Brando-9 | Kaleb-17 | Sifu-20 |
111 | Kinda Cute Boyz | 96 | Bruce-34 | Jake-25 | Kaleb-17 | Sifu-20 |
111 | Lira2012 | 96 | Drew-31 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
111 | Moxie’s Picks | 96 | Austin-50 | Brando-9 | Hannah-0 | Julie-37 |
111 | Panic (Todd City) | 96 | Brandon-1 | Dee-49 | Katurah-26 | Sifu-20 |
117 | Gauna124 | 95 | Dee-49 | Jake-25 | Kaleb-17 | Sean-4 |
117 | Wife of John | 95 | Austin-50 | Kaleb-17 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 |
119 | Mai Tais and Pringles | 93 | Austin-50 | Brandon-1 | Jake-25 | Kaleb-17 |
119 | Tdravesyaboi | 93 | Austin-50 | Kaleb-17 | Kellie-22 | Sean-4 |
121 | DukesDregs | 92 | Brandon-1 | Bruce-34 | Emily-20 | Julie-37 |
121 | Second Chance 2 Please: mattroiland17@gmail.com | 92 | Brandon-1 | Dee-49 | Jake-25 | Kaleb-17 |
123 | Bev Tae | 91 | Bruce-34 | Emily-20 | Kaleb-17 | Sifu-20 |
123 | I can get loud too wtf | 91 | Austin-50 | Brando-9 | Katurah-26 | Sabiyah-6 |
125 | Carolyn Smelling YamYam's Breath | 90 | Jake-25 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
126 | Dog in a Bowl | 89 | Brando-9 | Bruce-34 | Emily-20 | Katurah-26 |
126 | Goliath Strong | 89 | Austin-50 | Kaleb-17 | Kendra-18 | Sean-4 |
126 | Purple Rock Big Jerm | 89 | Brandon-1 | Dee-49 | Kaleb-17 | Kellie-22 |
129 | All about the hair | 88 | Austin-50 | Brandon-1 | Kaleb-17 | Sifu-20 |
129 | Lildukky | 88 | Brando-9 | Julie-37 | Kellie-22 | Sifu-20 |
131 | ANAPAULARJ | 87 | Dee-49 | Emily-20 | Hannah-0 | Kendra-18 |
131 | BadPlayer's Nu-BWB | 87 | Dee-49 | JMaya-14 | Kendra-18 | Sabiyah-6 |
131 | Black Widow Brigade | 87 | Julie-37 | Katurah-26 | Kendra-18 | Sabiyah-6 |
131 | jeffpleasestopcastingweirdos | 87 | Brando-9 | Drew-31 | Jake-25 | Kellie-22 |
131 | Team Yomi (@mason_laney_) | 87 | Austin-50 | Brando-9 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 |
136 | 9 Toe Tusslers | 86 | Austin-50 | Katurah-26 | Sabiyah-6 | Sean-4 |
136 | NoEyesInBlindfold | 86 | Jake-25 | Julie-37 | Sean-4 | Sifu-20 |
136 | StormofCuteness | 86 | Bruce-34 | Katurah-26 | Sabiyah-6 | Sifu-20 |
139 | AubrysWinnersEdit | 85 | Bruce-34 | Jake-25 | Sabiyah-6 | Sifu-20 |
139 | Forever1267 | 85 | Brando-9 | Drew-31 | Jake-25 | Sifu-20 |
139 | She Died, Dude | 85 | Dee-49 | Hannah-0 | JMaya-14 | Kellie-22 |
139 | This Challenge Is On (Twitter: @MattieIsHungry) | 85 | Austin-50 | JMaya-14 | Kaleb-17 | Sean-4 |
143 | Bev mom | 83 | Emily-20 | Jake-25 | Kendra-18 | Sifu-20 |
143 | I Can't Drive 45!!! (ADS) | 83 | Bruce-34 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Sabiyah-6 |
143 | Smuff It Jeff | 83 | Drew-31 | Emily-20 | JMaya-14 | Kendra-18 |
146 | ChitownSnakes | 82 | Drew-31 | Jake-25 | Kellie-22 | Sean-4 |
146 | Dubious Rob | 82 | Brando-9 | Jake-25 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
146 | Erin‘s Empire | 82 | Jake-25 | JMaya-14 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 |
146 | Fairplay Boyz | 82 | Austin-50 | Brando-9 | Kaleb-17 | Sabiyah-6 |
150 | BevFam Malory | 81 | Dee-49 | Hannah-0 | JMaya-14 | Kendra-18 |
150 | JgirlPlayz | 81 | Austin-50 | Hannah-0 | JMaya-14 | Kaleb-17 |
152 | Can I have your jacket? (@bimtarthelmes) | 80 | JMaya-14 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 | Kendra-18 |
152 | r/Survivor | 80 | Drew-31 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Sabiyah-6 |
154 | BatLeon's Late to the Game Team | 78 | Brando-9 | Jake-25 | Katurah-26 | Kendra-18 |
154 | Rimi | 78 | Brando-9 | Drew-31 | Emily-20 | Kendra-18 |
156 | alsoCatskillSurvivor | 77 | Brando-9 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 | Sifu-20 |
156 | Dad | 77 | Austin-50 | Kaleb-17 | Sabiyah-6 | Sean-4 |
156 | Pancham Party | 77 | Austin-50 | Brando-9 | Hannah-0 | Kendra-18 |
156 | Parade of Losers | 77 | Drew-31 | Jake-25 | Kaleb-17 | Sean-4 |
156 | That’s tough | 77 | Brando-9 | Drew-31 | Kaleb-17 | Sifu-20 |
156 | The G.O.A.T | 77 | Bruce-34 | Kaleb-17 | Sabiyah-6 | Sifu-20 |
156 | the sky is falling | 77 | Brando-9 | Drew-31 | Emily-20 | Kaleb-17 |
156 | violina23 | 77 | JMaya-14 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Sifu-20 |
156 | Weenor | 77 | Brando-9 | Bruce-34 | Emily-20 | JMaya-14 |
165 | Madeintampa | 76 | Julie-37 | Kaleb-17 | Kendra-18 | Sean-4 |
166 | John’s ball sweat | 75 | Brando-9 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 | Kendra-18 |
167 | Fransesqua | 74 | Brando-9 | Jake-25 | Kellie-22 | Kendra-18 |
167 | JesseDidNothingWrong | 74 | Jake-25 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Sabiyah-6 |
167 | John (Husband of Wife of John, Father of Child of John) | 74 | Brando-9 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
167 | What's Going On? (4 Non Blondes) (S. Quirky) | 74 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 | Sifu-20 |
171 | Beebs | 73 | Austin-50 | Brandon-1 | Hannah-0 | Kellie-22 |
171 | DukeSilver | 73 | Austin-50 | Brandon-1 | Kendra-18 | Sean-4 |
173 | A Fucking Stick | 72 | Austin-50 | Brandon-1 | Kaleb-17 | Sean-4 |
173 | Ms. Sweaterfan | 72 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 | Kendra-18 | Sabiyah-6 |
173 | Rubber Ducks in the Sun | 72 | Jake-25 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Sean-4 |
176 | BevFam Tae | 71 | Bruce-34 | Emily-20 | Hannah-0 | Kaleb-17 |
176 | Justice for Sonja (@buttibro1) | 71 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 |
178 | D&L | 70 | Jake-25 | Kaleb-17 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 |
179 | Chickennugget | 69 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Sabiyah-6 | Sifu-20 |
179 | Dam blue pancake (Child of John) | 69 | Brando-9 | JMaya-14 | Katurah-26 | Sifu-20 |
179 | I'm An Office Manager, Definitely Not A Lawyer (Adam B) | 69 | Emily-20 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Sabiyah-6 |
179 | Parv should have 2 wins: automattic17@gmail.com | 69 | Brando-9 | Jake-25 | Kaleb-17 | Kendra-18 |
179 | Vlachosen ones (Jake Armes) | 69 | Drew-31 | JMaya-14 | Kendra-18 | Sabiyah-6 |
184 | AsherJiskool | 68 | Jake-25 | Kaleb-17 | Sabiyah-6 | Sifu-20 |
184 | BevFam Lynzi | 68 | Bruce-34 | Emily-20 | Hannah-0 | JMaya-14 |
184 | Buffalicious | 68 | Austin-50 | Hannah-0 | JMaya-14 | Sean-4 |
184 | gilbert grape | 68 | JMaya-14 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 |
184 | MalcolmIsMyCopilot | 68 | Emily-20 | Jake-25 | Kaleb-17 | Sabiyah-6 |
184 | The Tees Knees | 68 | Brando-9 | Emily-20 | Kaleb-17 | Kellie-22 |
190 | Fuck You Brad Culpepper | 67 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Sean-4 | Sifu-20 |
191 | Friendchooser | 66 | Brando-9 | Drew-31 | Sabiyah-6 | Sifu-20 |
191 | Richard Hatch's Tax Returns | 66 | Brandon-1 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 |
193 | Cirie’s biggest fan (@MSchlegel89) | 65 | Brandon-1 | Jake-25 | Kaleb-17 | Kellie-22 |
194 | BevFam Mom | 63 | Emily-20 | Hannah-0 | Jake-25 | Kendra-18 |
194 | RBsPlayas (@rbeezy17) | 63 | Brando-9 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 |
194 | Rupert’s Tie-Dye | 63 | Brando-9 | Drew-31 | Kaleb-17 | Sabiyah-6 |
194 | team long shot (@FayeNBlue) | 63 | JMaya-14 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Sabiyah-6 |
198 | SouljaBoyTellEm (hillhouseemily9@gmail.com) | 62 | Emily-20 | Kendra-18 | Sean-4 | Sifu-20 |
199 | Rara | 60 | Brando-9 | Drew-31 | JMaya-14 | Sabiyah-6 |
200 | Bro lo el Cordero | 58 | Brando-9 | Brandon-1 | Drew-31 | Kaleb-17 |
201 | Bergs05 | 57 | Brando-9 | Emily-20 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 |
202 | The Dreaded Women's Alliance | 54 | Hannah-0 | Katurah-26 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 |
203 | Queenslayers to the Front | 53 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Sabiyah-6 | Sean-4 |
204 | Jeff's Blue Shirt | 52 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 | Sean-4 | Sifu-20 |
205 | The Coconut Phones | 50 | Brandon-1 | JMaya-14 | Kaleb-17 | Kendra-18 |
206 | Davidthemailman | 48 | Brandon-1 | Kaleb-17 | Katurah-26 | Sean-4 |
207 | Side Character | 47 | Brando-9 | JMaya-14 | Sean-4 | Sifu-20 |
207 | Yeltra | 47 | Emily-20 | Kaleb-17 | Sabiyah-6 | Sean-4 |
209 | ry17dog | 46 | JMaya-14 | Kellie-22 | Sabiyah-6 | Sean-4 |
210 | Survivor BTeam | 44 | Brandon-1 | Emily-20 | Kaleb-17 | Sabiyah-6 |
211 | Its an Effing Llama | 43 | Hannah-0 | Kaleb-17 | Kellie-22 | Sean-4 |
212 | All hail, Carolyn our queen! | 42 | Brandon-1 | Emily-20 | Kaleb-17 | Sean-4 |
212 | Ulong or Bust | 42 | JMaya-14 | Kendra-18 | Sabiyah-6 | Sean-4 |
214 | BEHK | 39 | Brandon-1 | Emily-20 | Hannah-0 | Kendra-18 |
215 | AmethystIsAPurpleRock | 37 | Brando-9 | Kendra-18 | Sabiyah-6 | Sean-4 |
216 | Jeff's Dermatologist | 31 | Brandon-1 | Hannah-0 | Katurah-26 | Sean-4 |
217 | TheForRealDeal | 28 | Brandon-1 | Kaleb-17 | Sabiyah-6 | Sean-4 |
218 | Richard Hatch's Tax Returns (Disquis @joey_lee) | 22 | Brandon-1 | Hannah-0 | Kaleb-17 | Sean-4 |
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Champions League:
It’s still Mark in first, Mike in second. But the most amusing story is that The Ladder is still in last place despite having a player still in the game. That’s our boy Jake, scoring machine.
Team | Pick 1 | Pick 2 | ||||
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1 | Purple Rock Mark | 71 | Bruce | 34 | Julie | 37 |
2 | Mike Hirsch | 68 | Austin | 50 | Kendra | 18 |
3 | Yau-Man Forever (ATLANTAxFALCON) | 63 | Dee | 49 | JMaya | 14 |
4 | DesiSurvivor | 46 | Emily | 20 | Katurah | 26 |
5 | Carterfan | 35 | Drew | 31 | Sean | 4 |
6 | Forever1267 | 29 | Brando | 9 | Sifu | 20 |
7 | The Ladder | 26 | Jake | 25 | Brandon | 1 |
8 | Wife of John | 23 | Kaleb | 17 | Sabiyah | 6 |
9 | Carolyn Screams | 22 | Kellie | 22 | Hannah | 0 |
Other leagues
Let’s get an update on my favorite 3-team fantasy league: Ainslee, Charles and Sam. Charles is out to a 26-point lead, but this is likely to be a pretty close finish. You see, Charles only has Julie left. Ainslee and Sam are 26 and 30 points behind, respectively, but Ainslee has Austin and Drew while Sam has Katurah, Emily, Our Boy Jake, and Dee. Sam still has four players! It appears as though Charles may be a star that burns brightly and fades quickly.
If you would still like to make one of those leagues, you can do so now. You can find the pages for those leagues here (there are multiple tabs for these, depending on the size of the group).
John is the co-host of the Purple Rock Survivor Podcast. He can get loud too, what the fuck!
Favorite seasons: Heroes vs. Villains, Cagayan, Pearl Islands, Tocantins, Cambodia