Survivor Fantasy League Scoreboard- Survivor 44 week 5

Let this be a lesson to you kids: Physical activity without a defined objective is a terrible idea.

About a quarter of you had Matthew on your team. And he basically almost died. But also he scored 15 points, which is 15 points per working shoulder he had by the end.

Individual scoring table

Scoring was minimal this week- which also serves as an excellent summary of my teenage years.

Immunity points: 3 points to Brandon, Carson, Kane, Lauren, and Matthew. 2 points to Danny, Frannie, Heidi, Jaime, Matt.

VTEP points: No points given to the on-site medical team.

Pick-4 League

At the end of the day…is still the leader, but is likely to start falling off after losing Matthew. In fact, about half of the top 20 had Matthew, so they’re going to start dropping soon. But in the meantime: Shout out to Rogue Wall Enthusiast and Forever1267’s bangbus for staying in the top 5. Side Character, Orangealfy, TheForRealDeal, Adam B, It’s a Fucking Stick, Has a Face on it (now that’s some juxtaposition), Dubious Rob, a sweet child of mine, Morgoth, Muggle, and SNP all made the top 20. Several of you have already lost two players, so the hurt is about to start coming. But for now, enjoy your moment in the sun.

Team name
(sorted by rank)
Player 1
Player 2
Player 3
Player 4
1DesiSurvivor143Carson-38Frannie-31Heidi-34Yam Yam-40
2Moderate-to-Severe Plaque Psoriasis (Mike Hirsch)142Carson-38Danny-30Heidi-34Yam Yam-40
3Yau-Man Forever (ATLANTAxFALCON)141Brandon-32Carson-38Frannie-31Yam Yam-40
4Ulong has to win eventually137Brandon-32Frannie-31Heidi-34Yam Yam-40
5Black Rock132Carolyn-24Carson-38Danny-30Yam Yam-40
6Jean's Beans129Carolyn-24Frannie-31Heidi-34Yam Yam-40
7The Yummy Cupcakes (wife of John)128Carson-38Heidi-34Josh-16Yam Yam-40
8BostonRob4ever126Carolyn-24Carson-38Danny-30Heidi-34
8Evil Regals126Carolyn-24Carson-38Danny-30Heidi-34
8Saturday Night Palsy 2.0126Brandon-32Carson-38Josh-16Yam Yam-40
8The Ladder126Brandon-32Carolyn-24Danny-30Yam Yam-40
12Purple Rock Mark's ATLGBT Team125Carson-38Frannie-31Josh-16Yam Yam-40
13I Like Coconutz124Brandon-32Carolyn-24Carson-38Danny-30
14Fransesqua120Carson-38Frannie-31Heidi-34Matt-17
15Better late than never? (@chicsyd)119Carson-38Danny-30Heidi-34Matt-17
15Cute Boyz119Brandon-32Danny-30Matt-17Yam Yam-40
15D&L119Carolyn-24Frannie-31Lauren-24Yam Yam-40
15rimingtonharris119Carson-38Frannie-31Heidi-34Kane-16
19boston rob supremacy118Brandon-32Carson-38Frannie-31Matt-17
19Paimei118Carolyn-24Danny-30Lauren-24Yam Yam-40
19Spy Shack Special Agents118Carson-38Danny-30Heidi-34Josh-16
19WentworthWillNotCount118Carson-38Claire-6Heidi-34Yam Yam-40
23Beard Bros (itsafuckingSTICK)117Brandon-32Danny-30Matthew-15Yam Yam-40
23Cupcake Belt Buckle117Brandon-32Carson-38Danny-30Matt-17
23Dupa Blada117Danny-30Frannie-31Josh-16Yam Yam-40
26hornacek115Heidi-34Jaime-25Kane-16Yam Yam-40
26Husband of Wife of John (John)115Heidi-34Lauren-24Matt-17Yam Yam-40
26The Wall by Rogue Wall Enthusiast115Brandon-32Carson-38Danny-30Matthew-15
29Angelina from White Lotus114Carson-38Danny-30Frannie-31Matthew-15
29Goliath Strong114Carson-38Claire-6Danny-30Yam Yam-40
29Why didn't they call this "Survivor Knights"? (Diego Armando)114Carson-38Heidi-34Helen-2Yam Yam-40
32Winning team113Carson-38Frannie-31Sarah-4Yam Yam-40
33Ash Ketchup (@AdliHanif_)112Carson-38Danny-30Sarah-4Yam Yam-40
33Dubious Rob112Danny-30Frannie-31Heidi-34Matt-17
33Gloria Gaynor112Brandon-32Carson-38Helen-2Yam Yam-40
33TheSurvivorSchlong112Frannie-31Lauren-24Matt-17Yam Yam-40
37Seanachaidh111Carson-38Frannie-31Jaime-25Matt-17
38Justice4110Frannie-31Lauren-24Matthew-15Yam Yam-40
38Survivor Bias110Brandon-32Carolyn-24Carson-38Kane-16
38Weenor Gang110Carson-38Danny-30Helen-2Yam Yam-40
41Can I have your jacket? (@BimTarthelmes)109Carolyn-24Danny-30Matthew-15Yam Yam-40
41Dig Doug 109Brandon-32Danny-30Frannie-31Kane-16
41Nick Unger109Carolyn-24Carson-38Frannie-31Josh-16
41Team Generic Whites109Carolyn-24Carson-38Frannie-31Kane-16
45@womanpolanski108Brandon-32Carson-38Heidi-34Sarah-4
46four for fortyfour (prettyboyprobst)107Claire-6Danny-30Frannie-31Yam Yam-40
46Girls Just Flock to Him107Brandon-32Carson-38Claire-6Frannie-31
48Assistant to the Coach106Carolyn-24Frannie-31Heidi-34Matt-17
48Better than the adults (child of John)106Danny-30Heidi-34Helen-2Yam Yam-40
48Go Mocs (@yoitscaroline)106Carolyn-24Carson-38Sarah-4Yam Yam-40
51Father of Child of John (John)105Carolyn-24Lauren-24Matt-17Yam Yam-40
51Prom King105Carson-38Heidi-34Kane-16Matt-17
53Bro lo El Cordero104Carson-38Heidi-34Matt-17Matthew-15
53Gilderoy Lockhart104Frannie-31Josh-16Matt-17Yam Yam-40
53I'm New Here104Frannie-31Heidi-34Lauren-24Matthew-15
53Kikidee104Frannie-31Kane-16Matt-17Yam Yam-40
53pufflehuff104Carson-38Danny-30Heidi-34Helen-2
53Survivor ATeam104Carolyn-24Carson-38Helen-2Yam Yam-40
59"John's" "Children" (Something Quirky)103Carson-38Danny-30Frannie-31Sarah-4
59r/survivor103Carolyn-24Danny-30Heidi-34Matthew-15
59Torch of Law (@SwordofLaw) 103Danny-30Frannie-31Helen-2Yam Yam-40
62@MSchlegel89102Frannie-31Josh-16Matthew-15Yam Yam-40
62Big_Guyz_Alliance102Brandon-32Bruce-0Danny-30Yam Yam-40
62DJCAMBODIA102Brandon-32Claire-6Lauren-24Yam Yam-40
62People's champion Luke Toki102Danny-30Frannie-31Lauren-24Matt-17
62Purple Rock Big Jerm102Carson-38Frannie-31Kane-16Matt-17
62Tashapucksup102Carson-38Frannie-31Josh-16Matt-17
62The Guys102Brandon-32Bruce-0Danny-30Yam Yam-40
69Black Widow Brigade (@abbyflyer)101Claire-6Frannie-31Lauren-24Yam Yam-40
69Muggle101Carolyn-24Danny-30Frannie-31Josh-16
69violina23101Carson-38Claire-6Matt-17Yam Yam-40
72davidthemailman 100Carolyn-24Carson-38Heidi-34Sarah-4
72Shepgerszberg@gmail.com's Tonies100Claire-6Danny-30Lauren-24Yam Yam-40
74Friendchooser99Carson-38Matt-17Sarah-4Yam Yam-40
74Max_Jets99Carolyn-24Frannie-31Sarah-4Yam Yam-40
74Parade of Losers99Carson-38Danny-30Kane-16Matthew-15
74Scarlet Fever99Carson-38Claire-6Danny-30Jaime-25
78I am 150 to 200% happy with my team right now(Cry Yourself to Sleep)96Carson-38Helen-2Josh-16Yam Yam-40
78KCarper96Carolyn-24Danny-30Jaime-25Matt-17
78Survivor Chops96Brandon-32Jaime-25Lauren-24Matthew-15
81All New Globes95Josh-16Lauren-24Matthew-15Yam Yam-40
81Head back to camp 95Carson-38Helen-2Matthew-15Yam Yam-40
83orangealfy94Danny-30Frannie-31Josh-16Matt-17
83Tit Whistle94Claire-6Frannie-31Matt-17Yam Yam-40
83Woadworks94Brandon-32Bruce-0Carolyn-24Carson-38
86"rocked out" (contact s.robertlang@gmail.com)93Claire-6Danny-30Matt-17Yam Yam-40
86At the End of the Day…93Brandon-32Danny-30Josh-16Matthew-15
86Forever1267 93Brandon-32Danny-30Kane-16Matthew-15
86Marylynnelange@gmail.com93Carson-38Claire-6Heidi-34Matthew-15
90Hipster Pandering (Side Character)92Danny-30Frannie-31Josh-16Matthew-15
90I just saved myself 150 bucks92Claire-6Danny-30Kane-16Yam Yam-40
90Jimmy Fairplay92Carson-38Claire-6Frannie-31Matt-17
90Morgoth92Brandon-32Claire-6Danny-30Lauren-24
94Second chancers91Heidi-34Helen-2Matthew-15Yam Yam-40
95@doctor_wu3390Carson-38Heidi-34Helen-2Kane-16
95BkEmandScout90Carolyn-24Helen-2Lauren-24Yam Yam-40
95CatskillSurvivorJustGuessing90Carson-38Heidi-34Helen-2Josh-16
95Chicken Sympathizer (i and 1)90Brandon-32Carson-38Josh-16Sarah-4
95Richard Hatch's tax returns90Frannie-31Helen-2Matt-17Yam Yam-40
100AlisaShorty89Carson-38Frannie-31Kane-16Sarah-4
101LemonsA88Carson-38Frannie-31Helen-2Matt-17
101SURVIVORS READY?! NJ (prascsak65 : twitter)88Carson-38Danny-30Kane-16Sarah-4
101Toneloke88Frannie-31Helen-2Matthew-15Yam Yam-40
104“Next time on Survivor.” 87Claire-6Lauren-24Matt-17Yam Yam-40
104Come On In Here87Carolyn-24Claire-6Matt-17Yam Yam-40
104Knights of Soka87Claire-6Frannie-31Heidi-34Josh-16
104Rocks for Jocks (@cole_lombardi11)87Carson-38Danny-30Matthew-15Sarah-4
104Survivor BTeam87Claire-6Danny-30Heidi-34Matt-17
104This Challenge Is On (Twitter: @MattieIsHungry)87Carson-38Danny-30Helen-2Matt-17
110Fabio Jud86Carson-38Frannie-31Maddy-0Matt-17
110gmommyrun Mark the Chicken 4eva86Claire-6Danny-30Heidi-34Josh-16
110James Clement's Knuckle (@buttibro1)86Carson-38Claire-6Helen-2Yam Yam-40
110Team Generic Whites 86Carolyn-24Frannie-31Kane-16Matthew-15
114Fisher’s Finest85Carson-38Frannie-31Josh-16Maddy-0
114I’m Against You Russell85Carolyn-24Claire-6Frannie-31Lauren-24
114Snuff my Torch Jeffrey (@casspie) 85Carson-38Claire-6Lauren-24Matt-17
114Spy shack Spence85Brandon-32Jaime-25Lauren-24Sarah-4
118Gabler’s Bussy84Carson-38Helen-2Sarah-4Yam Yam-40
118Herd of Goats84Claire-6Danny-30Frannie-31Matt-17
118Lemons!84Carson-38Helen-2Sarah-4Yam Yam-40
121Aztek Sleepover Party (Adam B/@adambonin)83Brandon-32Claire-6Danny-30Matthew-15
121Dog in a Bowl83Carson-38Claire-6Lauren-24Matthew-15
121Suck it up Buttercup (Disqus: Winner)83Danny-30Heidi-34Helen-2Matt-17
124@inspiteofabby82Claire-6Danny-30Frannie-31Matthew-15
124awaiting-aliens82Brandon-32Frannie-31Matthew-15Sarah-4
124I'm Not Here To Make Friends82Brandon-32Carolyn-24Helen-2Lauren-24
124Thank You, Jeffrey (@Khallison94)82Claire-6Danny-30Frannie-31Matthew-15
128Carpdizz0481Brandon-32Danny-30Matthew-15Sarah-4
128Oh come on, Lauren's right there in the season logo (ADS)81Claire-6Heidi-34Lauren-24Matt-17
130Minecraft 101 (child of John)80Brandon-32Danny-30Helen-2Josh-16
130Peanut Butter Based80Carolyn-24Carson-38Helen-2Kane-16
130Stick to the Plan80Danny-30Frannie-31Helen-2Matt-17
133Banana grub (@AimeeisTweeting79Carolyn-24Josh-16Lauren-24Matthew-15
133Ben Folds Fan IN 3D!!!79Claire-6Frannie-31Helen-2Yam Yam-40
133The sky is falling79Carolyn-24Carson-38Helen-2Matthew-15
136BadPlayer78Claire-6Danny-30Helen-2Yam Yam-40
136Island Insect (@umcoleoptero)78Danny-30Frannie-31Helen-2Matthew-15
136Mediocre White Men (has a face on it)78Danny-30Kane-16Matt-17Matthew-15
136nowaga78Carson-38Kane-16Lauren-24Maddy-0
136Skinny Dip78Claire-6Frannie-31Lauren-24Matt-17
136Xulas 78Brandon-32Helen-2Sarah-4Yam Yam-40
142Couptang Clan77Claire-6Kane-16Matthew-15Yam Yam-40
142Kristanxmarie77Carolyn-24Claire-6Frannie-31Kane-16
142Let's Draw for Spots77Carson-38Claire-6Josh-16Matt-17
142Lira201277Carson-38Claire-6Frannie-31Helen-2
142Over the Rainbow77Claire-6Josh-16Matthew-15Yam Yam-40
147Rubber Duck Washed Up On A Beach (@mtrose42)76Danny-30Helen-2Sarah-4Yam Yam-40
147SOKAA76Carson-38Claire-6Danny-30Helen-2
147The bottom of the page (Anaphor)76Matt-17Matthew-15Sarah-4Yam Yam-40
150Chris Cross75Bruce-0Frannie-31Sarah-4Yam Yam-40
150Treasure Island75Carson-38Frannie-31Helen-2Sarah-4
152CatskillSurvivorJust Guessing74Bruce-0Carson-38Heidi-34Helen-2
152Jeffrey Probst (@fayenblue)74Claire-6Lauren-24Sarah-4Yam Yam-40
152Peachykeene774Carolyn-24Claire-6Sarah-4Yam Yam-40
155Lego Mario (child of John)72Claire-6Helen-2Lauren-24Yam Yam-40
155MEDIC!!!72Carson-38Helen-2Matt-17Matthew-15
157Diamonds are Forever71Bruce-0Carson-38Kane-16Matt-17
157League of Extraordinary Gablermen71Carson-38Josh-16Maddy-0Matt-17
159Bengals 70Carson-38Danny-30Helen-2Maddy-0
159Jeff, I Choose You!70Brandon-32Claire-6Danny-30Helen-2
159No Flint For You70Carolyn-24Helen-2Sarah-4Yam Yam-40
162A F•cking Stick69Claire-6Danny-30Josh-16Matt-17
162Goladiators69Carolyn-24Claire-6Lauren-24Matthew-15
162ry17dog69Claire-6Danny-30Frannie-31Helen-2
162Snsetblaze69Claire-6Frannie-31Matt-17Matthew-15
162The Falling Off Rocks Podcast (TheForRealDeal)69Brandon-32Claire-6Josh-16Matthew-15
167Survivor CSRI68Carolyn-24Claire-6Heidi-34Sarah-4
168Good Mojo (Storms Husband)67Heidi-34Helen-2Josh-16Matthew-15
168It's a Fucking Pick (@ttkier)67Claire-6Matt-17Sarah-4Yam Yam-40
168Lurker67Heidi-34Josh-16Maddy-0Matt-17
17165 mph (bassmanxvi)66Claire-6Heidi-34Helen-2Lauren-24
171L I V I N (@thekinasty)66Brandon-32Claire-6Lauren-24Sarah-4
171Survivor Squad (NearlyNina)66Claire-6Josh-16Sarah-4Yam Yam-40
174NoEyesInBlindfold65Carolyn-24Helen-2Lauren-24Matthew-15
174Vlachosen Ones (@jakea563)65Frannie-31Helen-2Matt-17Matthew-15
176AubrysWinnersEdit64Frannie-31Helen-2Josh-16Matthew-15
177Dezbot's Best Worst Guess63Helen-2Matt-17Sarah-4Yam Yam-40
177Hnnhptt202163Carson-38Claire-6Helen-2Matt-17
177JoeExpectations63Claire-6Frannie-31Helen-2Lauren-24
180Buddy System62Bruce-0Claire-6Josh-16Yam Yam-40
180Fairplay's Grandma62Claire-6Lauren-24Matt-17Matthew-15
180Queenslayers to the Front62Carson-38Claire-6Helen-2Kane-16
183Sad Quacks61Claire-6Kane-16Lauren-24Matthew-15
183StormofCuteness61Carson-38Claire-6Helen-2Matthew-15
185WelldressedEvil's Folly 60Bruce-0Heidi-34Helen-2Lauren-24
186Fingers crossed59Claire-6Heidi-34Helen-2Matt-17
186Gilbo Baggins59Carson-38Helen-2Matthew-15Sarah-4
186Michele Fitzgerald kicking puzzles (@TrueAlainer)59Brandon-32Claire-6Matt-17Sarah-4
189Alexisgeeee58Helen-2Lauren-24Matt-17Matthew-15
189BatLeon Hates Pick 458Brandon-32Claire-6Kane-16Sarah-4
189Numbers Don’t Lie58Bruce-0Carolyn-24Heidi-34Maddy-0
192Ms. Sweaterfan is NOT going to overthink this57Brandon-32Claire-6Helen-2Matt-17
192Rara57Josh-16Lauren-24Maddy-0Matt-17
194JerseyLuck Goes to Brooklyn56Claire-6Danny-30Josh-16Sarah-4
194The Duke Difference (@j_pertile)56Brandon-32Claire-6Helen-2Josh-16
196JgirlPlayz 54Claire-6Frannie-31Helen-2Matthew-15
196Naked Peanut Butter54Carolyn-24Claire-6Lauren-24Maddy-0
198ANT53Claire-6Danny-30Helen-2Matthew-15
199Dupa_Romana52Kane-16Matt-17Matthew-15Sarah-4
199Team Yomi (@mason_laney_)52Claire-6Helen-2Sarah-4Yam Yam-40
201Beebs50Carson-38Claire-6Helen-2Sarah-4
202Maritimer49Claire-6Helen-2Jaime-25Josh-16
202Team Fairplay49Carolyn-24Claire-6Helen-2Matt-17
204Coconut Husks @lemonyyyy44Bruce-0Carolyn-24Kane-16Sarah-4
205She Died, Dude43Claire-6Frannie-31Helen-2Sarah-4
206Four random people @jrbsu41Claire-6Helen-2Josh-16Matt-17
206Team Awesome41Claire-6Helen-2Kane-16Matt-17
208Tony's Llamas (@mshah10)40Claire-6Helen-2Matt-17Matthew-15
209Dream Team37Claire-6Helen-2Jaime-25Sarah-4
210KiKi36Carolyn-24Claire-6Helen-2Sarah-4
211bailey29Claire-6Helen-2Matt-17Sarah-4
212RBs Playas (@reillybiedebach)28Claire-6Helen-2Josh-16Sarah-4
213Survivor Super Fun Time 26Bruce-0Carolyn-24Helen-2Maddy-0
214baileysan25Claire-6Helen-2Maddy-0Matt-17
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Champions League:

Forever1267 and Mike Hirsch remain a 1-2 punch at the top of the standings. No Eyes in Blindfold and Ainslee are desperately fending off challenges for the other two automatic-invite spots, but that’s going to get difficult as each of them has now lost a player after Matthew went home this week.

Team
Pick 1
Pick 2
1Ulong has to win eventually74Yam Yam40Heidi34
2Mike Hirsch61Danny30Frannie31
3Forever126748Brandon32Kane16
4Carterfan42Carson38Sarah4
5NoEyesInBlindfold39Matthew15Carolyn24
6Ainslee31Claire6Jaime25
7True Alainer24Lauren24Bruce0
8Stick to the Plan19Matt17Helen2
9Jersey Luck16Maddy0Josh16

Other leagues

I suppose this week I can acknowledge that the JV Squad has made their own 5-team league. It is a league that consists of 4 actual teams that they picked, as well as a team of players they didn’t (those players got duplicated through a process known as “science”). Currently sitting in the lead of that league? The players not picked, a team known as The Leftovers. Obviously my instinct is to make that team my rooting interest because it would be very funny to have every member of this league somehow lose. But The Leftovers shares a name with a show I found too bleak to watch, so instead I’m going to select ADS for my endorsement because I like that he chose the most entertaining players available (though I would quibble with Kane/Zane being on that team).

And yes, I’m going to get to Ainslee, Charles, and Sam soon.

Anyway, if you’d like to have your own mini-league like those I shout out here, you can still do small draft leagues amongst yourselves. You can find the pages for those leagues here (there are multiple tabs for these, depending on the size of the group): PRP fantasy leagues.