I’ve out here hunting game like a John-gal tiger. Bouncing like a John-garoo. A John-lephant? Hmm. I’ll workshop this and get back to you.
Individual scoring table
Individual immunity: 4 points to Cassidy and Owen.
Post-merge VTEP: 2 points for everyone but Karla.
Final tribal votes: 14 points to Gabler, 2 to Cassidy.
Pick-4 League
Gloria Gaynor won the league and should sing some kind of song about it. 5th place finisher Hali Ford Number One Fan (what a high bar!) is the highest-ranked person I know how to contact, so True Alainer gets the first invite to next season’s Champions League. NoEyesInBlindfold comes in 6th and receives an automatic invite as well. Horniness pays off for Forever1267, who thirsted his way into a Champions League spot. And the final automatic invite goes to The Sky is Falling, who tied Forever1267 for 9th place. If I just named you here, please make a comment on this post so that I can contact you before next season starts (and please have your notifications enabled so you’ll know I’m contacting you).
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to go check on how my kids did in their team selections so I can determine who is most worthy of my love.
Champions League:
Team | Pick 1 | Pick 2 | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Stick to the Plan | 70 | Jesse | 31 | Cassidy | 39 |
| 2 | Carterfan | 68 | Ryan | 18 | Gabler | 50 |
| 3 | Mike Hirsch | 53 | Dwight | 17 | Karla | 36 |
| 4 | Jersey Luck | 45 | Cody | 37 | Geo | 8 |
| 5 | BenTeague005 | 41 | James | 17 | Noelle | 24 |
| 6 | Winner | 35 | Owen | 35 | Morriah | 0 |
| 7 | Ben Folds Five Fan in 3D!!! | 26 | Jeanine | 19 | Lindsay | 7 |
| 8 | Hector the Well Endowed | 25 | Nneka | 4 | Sami | 21 |
| 9 | Mshah10 | 14 | Elie | 11 | Justine | 3 |
It’s a Champions League tie! But fortunately, we have rules for these things. By virtue of having the winner of the season, Carterfan is technically the winner of the league- the best kind of win! Stick to the Plan is thus second place, but will be receiving an automatic invite to next season’s league along with Mike Hirsch and Jersey Luck.
Other leagues
Imagine being Ainslee, being convinced by Charles and Sam to do a Survivor fantasy draft (which somehow allows players to be drafted more than once, I guess?), and then just unrelentingly trouncing those poor dupes. Bravo to Ainslee! I knew you had it in you from day one. I was driving the bandwagon the whole time. And now, true to my word and my penchant for very stupid things, I will extend the final Champions League invite for next season to you. Please make a comment below so that I can message you when next season is about to start. Apparently I’ll also have to explain to you how drafts work.
Anyway, if you’d like to have your own mini-league like those three, we let you do small draft leagues amongst yourselves. You can find the pages for those leagues here (there are multiple tabs for these, depending on the size of the group): PRP fantasy leagues.
John is the co-host of the Purple Rock Survivor Podcast. He can get loud too, what the fuck!
Favorite seasons: Heroes vs. Villains, Cagayan, Pearl Islands, Tocantins, Cambodia