It’s David’s world, we’re all just living in it.
Once again, this tribal council isn’t going to cause much damage to the fantasy teams. Other than Mari- the most popular player in our league- the four least-popular picks were the other players that have been voted out.
To the eleven of you that stuck with CeCe after the season premiere, my condolences.
Individual scoring table
Hantzian idol-sniffer David scores another 3 points for finding an idol.
Bret, Hannah, Jay, Michaela, Sunday, and Will earn 3 points for winning the 3-team challenge.
Adam, Figgy, Jessica, Ken, and Taylor get 2 points for second place in the challenge.
Everyone from the losing tribe gets 1 point for voting out CeCe- except CeCe, of course.
Note: Last week’s scoring inexplicably gave Paul a point even though he had been voted out. That has been fixed in this week’s scoring.
| Player | Ep 1 | Ep 2 | Ep 3 | Ep 4 | Ep 5 | Ep 6 | Ep 7 | Ep 8 | Ep 9 | Ep 10 | Ep 11 | Ep 12 | Ep 13 | Ep 14 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Adam | 2 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 4 | 27 | 62 |
| Bret | 1 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 27 |
| CeCe | 0 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
| Chris | 1 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 20 |
| David | 1 | 5 | 1 | 6 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 3 | 6 | 1 | 2 | 4 | 8 | 53 |
| Figgy | 2 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 9 |
| Hannah | 2 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 6 | 37 |
| Jay | 2 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 7 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 36 |
| Jessica | 1 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 20 |
| Ken | 1 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 5 | 7 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 8 | 17 | 52 |
| Lucy | 1 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
| Mari | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Michaela | 2 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15 |
| Michelle | 2 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 18 |
| Paul | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| Rachel | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Sunday | 1 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 26 |
| Taylor | 2 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 16 |
| Will | 2 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 7 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 29 |
| Zeke | 2 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 25 |
Pick-4 League
Hector The Well Endowed gently but firmly grasps first place again, jumping out to a two-point lead over the field. Meanwhile, everyone without David on their team grumbles about how ridiculous the standings look right now.
| Rank | Team Name | Player 1 | Player 2 | Player 3 | Player 4 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | HectorTheWellEndowed | David- 17 | Hannah- 10 | Jay- 10 | Michaela- 10 | 47 |
| 2 | Rippert | Adam- 11 | David- 17 | Michaela- 10 | Zeke- 7 | 45 |
| 3 | Survivor Central | Adam- 11 | David- 17 | Figgy- 9 | Zeke- 7 | 44 |
| 3 | Barbara Anderson | David- 17 | Hannah- 10 | Michaela- 10 | Zeke- 7 | 44 |
| 5 | ExtraLargePelican | Adam- 11 | David- 17 | Jessica- 7 | Michelle- 8 | 43 |
| 5 | Survivor Stick | Adam- 11 | Cece- 5 | David- 17 | Hannah- 10 | 43 |
| 5 | Colbster2 | David- 17 | Figgy- 9 | Sunday- 8 | Taylor- 9 | 43 |
| 8 | the sky is falling | David- 17 | Michaela- 10 | Michelle- 8 | Zeke- 7 | 42 |
| 8 | Sneaky Sneaky | Adam- 11 | David- 17 | Ken- 7 | Zeke- 7 | 42 |
| 10 | turgid_legume | Adam- 11 | Cece- 5 | David- 17 | Jessica- 7 | 40 |
| 10 | Jake Armes | Adam- 11 | David- 17 | Mari- 2 | Michaela- 10 | 40 |
| 10 | phile | Adam- 11 | Jay- 10 | Michaela- 10 | Taylor- 9 | 40 |
| 10 | sabina1509 | Adam- 11 | Figgy- 9 | Hannah- 10 | Michaela- 10 | 40 |
| 14 | Jared Holland | Chris- 5 | David- 17 | Michaela- 10 | Zeke- 7 | 39 |
| 14 | Kate Weaver | David- 17 | Hannah- 10 | Mari- 2 | Will- 10 | 39 |
| 16 | HBO CEO of Tits | Adam- 11 | Hannah- 10 | Michaela- 10 | Zeke- 7 | 38 |
| 16 | Ine | Adam- 11 | David- 17 | Mari- 2 | Sunday- 8 | 38 |
| 16 | Malcolm is my Copilot | Adam- 11 | Hannah- 10 | Jay- 10 | Ken- 7 | 38 |
| 19 | Ispeakllama | Adam- 11 | Hannah- 10 | Jessica- 7 | Taylor- 9 | 37 |
| 19 | Scarlett3639 | Bret- 7 | David- 17 | Lucy- 5 | Sunday- 8 | 37 |
| 19 | No Eyes in Blindfold | Adam- 11 | Bret- 7 | Michaela- 10 | Taylor- 9 | 37 |
| 19 | macontosh2000 | Hannah- 10 | Ken- 7 | Michaela- 10 | Will- 10 | 37 |
| 19 | Birdie | Hannah- 10 | Jay- 10 | Ken- 7 | Michaela- 10 | 37 |
| 24 | Anonymoose | David- 17 | Ken- 7 | Mari- 2 | Michaela- 10 | 36 |
| 24 | Diego Armando | Adam- 11 | Hannah- 10 | Sunday- 8 | Zeke- 7 | 36 |
| 26 | MainstoneMoney | Adam- 11 | Michelle- 8 | Taylor- 9 | Zeke- 7 | 35 |
| 26 | Alkanarra | Cece- 5 | David- 17 | Jay- 10 | Paul- 3 | 35 |
| 26 | Lira2012 | Adam- 11 | Ken- 7 | Will- 10 | Zeke- 7 | 35 |
| 26 | MsFjordstone | Chris- 5 | Hannah- 10 | Jay- 10 | Michaela- 10 | 35 |
| 26 | Disgruntled Goat | Adam- 11 | Bret- 7 | Hannah- 10 | Jessica- 7 | 35 |
| 26 | Crom Deluise | Bret- 7 | Jay- 10 | Michaela- 10 | Sunday- 8 | 35 |
| 32 | Max_Jets | Adam- 11 | Chris- 5 | Michaela- 10 | Michelle- 8 | 34 |
| 32 | Other Scott | Adam- 11 | Jay- 10 | Michaela- 10 | Paul- 3 | 34 |
| 32 | DrVanNostrand | Jay- 10 | Ken- 7 | Michelle- 8 | Taylor- 9 | 34 |
| 32 | Jim | Figgy- 9 | Hannah- 10 | Ken- 7 | Michelle- 8 | 34 |
| 32 | ryell-00 | Figgy- 9 | Jay- 10 | Ken- 7 | Michelle- 8 | 34 |
| 32 | SirLiveAlot | David- 17 | Hannah- 10 | Rachel- 0 | Zeke- 7 | 34 |
| 32 | jersey_luck | Chris- 5 | Figgy- 9 | Michaela- 10 | Will- 10 | 34 |
| 32 | Alycia Swift | Hannah- 10 | Jessica- 7 | Michaela- 10 | Zeke- 7 | 34 |
| 32 | Ryan Deschamp | Figgy- 9 | Jay- 10 | Ken- 7 | Sunday- 8 | 34 |
| 41 | Saturday Night Palsy | David- 17 | Ken- 7 | Mari- 2 | Zeke- 7 | 33 |
| 41 | AubrysWinnersEdit | Adam- 11 | Chris- 5 | Hannah- 10 | Zeke- 7 | 33 |
| 41 | Duke Silver Trio | Adam- 11 | Chris- 5 | Michaela- 10 | Zeke- 7 | 33 |
| 41 | kristanmarie | Adam- 11 | Hannah- 10 | Mari- 2 | Michaela- 10 | 33 |
| 41 | Adli Hanif | Adam- 11 | Jay- 10 | Mari- 2 | Michaela- 10 | 33 |
| 41 | Only Here for the Animals | Hannah- 10 | Jessica- 7 | Michelle- 8 | Sunday- 8 | 33 |
| 41 | True Alainer | Bret- 7 | Figgy- 9 | Michaela- 10 | Zeke- 7 | 33 |
| 41 | CountBulletsula | Adam- 11 | Bret- 7 | Sunday- 8 | Zeke- 7 | 33 |
| 41 | Mike Hirsch | Bret- 7 | Figgy- 9 | Ken- 7 | Michaela- 10 | 33 |
| 50 | steve2013 | Adam- 11 | Chris- 5 | Figgy- 9 | Zeke- 7 | 32 |
| 50 | Dutch | Chris- 5 | Michaela- 10 | Michelle- 8 | Taylor- 9 | 32 |
| 50 | NearlyNina | Adam- 11 | Mari- 2 | Michaela- 10 | Taylor- 9 | 32 |
| 50 | doctor wu | Adam- 11 | Jessica- 7 | Ken- 7 | Zeke- 7 | 32 |
| 50 | Crappy | Chris- 5 | Jay- 10 | Michaela- 10 | Zeke- 7 | 32 |
| 50 | Jeff Probst's Hairpiece | Chris- 5 | Hannah- 10 | Michaela- 10 | Zeke- 7 | 32 |
| 50 | MegaPrime | Chris- 5 | Jay- 10 | Ken- 7 | Will- 10 | 32 |
| 50 | Side Character | Hannah- 10 | Mari- 2 | Michaela- 10 | Will- 10 | 32 |
| 50 | PurpleTally | Hannah- 10 | Ken- 7 | Sunday- 8 | Zeke- 7 | 32 |
| 50 | Kate | Bret- 7 | Chris- 5 | Hannah- 10 | Jay- 10 | 32 |
| 60 | Robothouse | Adam- 11 | Cece- 5 | Lucy- 5 | Will- 10 | 31 |
| 60 | imredjimmy | Adam- 11 | Mari- 2 | Michaela- 10 | Michelle- 8 | 31 |
| 60 | sharculese | Adam- 11 | Hannah- 10 | Jessica- 7 | Paul- 3 | 31 |
| 60 | rygel | Chris- 5 | Michaela- 10 | Taylor- 9 | Zeke- 7 | 31 |
| 60 | Assistant Dragon Slayer | Chris- 5 | Figgy- 9 | Ken- 7 | Michaela- 10 | 31 |
| 60 | Hurleytennis | Chris- 5 | Ken- 7 | Michaela- 10 | Taylor- 9 | 31 |
| 60 | Zchong | Figgy- 9 | Hannah- 10 | Mari- 2 | Will- 10 | 31 |
| 60 | Kingoftonga | Hannah- 10 | Jessica- 7 | Ken- 7 | Zeke- 7 | 31 |
| 60 | Prom King | Jessica- 7 | Ken- 7 | Michaela- 10 | Zeke- 7 | 31 |
| 60 | David Gade | Bret- 7 | Chris- 5 | David- 17 | Mari- 2 | 31 |
| 60 | Puddinsnak1 | Bret- 7 | Jessica- 7 | Michaela- 10 | Zeke- 7 | 31 |
| 71 | fransesqua | Adam- 11 | Mari- 2 | Michaela- 10 | Zeke- 7 | 30 |
| 71 | Maritimer | Adam- 11 | Mari- 2 | Will- 10 | Zeke- 7 | 30 |
| 71 | Jenifer Pullman | Chris- 5 | Hannah- 10 | Jessica- 7 | Michelle- 8 | 30 |
| 71 | Purple Rock John | Adam- 11 | Ken- 7 | Mari- 2 | Michaela- 10 | 30 |
| 71 | Figaro | Adam- 11 | Hannah- 10 | Jessica- 7 | Mari- 2 | 30 |
| 71 | Maulik Shah | Adam- 11 | Bret- 7 | Chris- 5 | Zeke- 7 | 30 |
| 71 | Random Luck | Bret- 7 | Chris- 5 | Hannah- 10 | Michelle- 8 | 30 |
| 71 | StormofCuteness | Chris- 5 | Michaela- 10 | Sunday- 8 | Zeke- 7 | 30 |
| 71 | aj hiller | Adam- 11 | Bret- 7 | Chris- 5 | Jessica- 7 | 30 |
| 71 | TJ Sass | Adam- 11 | Bret- 7 | Mari- 2 | Michaela- 10 | 30 |
| 81 | Audrey Ratajack | Adam- 11 | Figgy- 9 | Mari- 2 | Zeke- 7 | 29 |
| 81 | Kent McK | Adam- 11 | Mari- 2 | Taylor- 9 | Zeke- 7 | 29 |
| 81 | BananaGrub | Jessica- 7 | Ken- 7 | Michelle- 8 | Zeke- 7 | 29 |
| 81 | m0nit0rman | Cece- 5 | Chris- 5 | Figgy- 9 | Hannah- 10 | 29 |
| 81 | vaderdawsn | Jessica- 7 | Ken- 7 | Lucy- 5 | Will- 10 | 29 |
| 81 | torchoflaw | Chris- 5 | Sunday- 8 | Taylor- 9 | Zeke- 7 | 29 |
| 81 | Come On In Here | Chris- 5 | Jessica- 7 | Michaela- 10 | Zeke- 7 | 29 |
| 81 | CasualFan | Chris- 5 | Hannah- 10 | Ken- 7 | Zeke- 7 | 29 |
| 81 | davidthemailman | Chris- 5 | Hannah- 10 | Jessica- 7 | Zeke- 7 | 29 |
| 81 | EmAndScoutInBK | Hannah- 10 | Mari- 2 | Michaela- 10 | Zeke- 7 | 29 |
| 81 | Jacob SW | Mari- 2 | Michaela- 10 | Will- 10 | Zeke- 7 | 29 |
| 81 | tocantins | Hannah- 10 | Jessica- 7 | Mari- 2 | Michaela- 10 | 29 |
| 81 | forever1267 | Bret- 7 | Chris- 5 | Will- 10 | Zeke- 7 | 29 |
| 81 | Bieber Fever | Bret- 7 | Chris- 5 | Hannah- 10 | Jessica- 7 | 29 |
| 81 | K.P. Watershed | Bret- 7 | Jay- 10 | Mari- 2 | Will- 10 | 29 |
| 96 | Purple Rock Mark | Mari- 2 | Michaela- 10 | Taylor- 9 | Zeke- 7 | 28 |
| 96 | Ms_Woozah | Figgy- 9 | Mari- 2 | Michaela- 10 | Zeke- 7 | 28 |
| 96 | Jacob Buck | Adam- 11 | Chris- 5 | Mari- 2 | Michaela- 10 | 28 |
| 96 | Peachykeene | Ken- 7 | Mari- 2 | Michaela- 10 | Taylor- 9 | 28 |
| 100 | Purple Rock Matt | Adam- 11 | Ken- 7 | Mari- 2 | Zeke- 7 | 27 |
| 100 | Ms. Sweaterfan | Chris- 5 | Jay- 10 | Jessica- 7 | Lucy- 5 | 27 |
| 100 | AlisaShorty | Ken- 7 | Mari- 2 | Michaela- 10 | Michelle- 8 | 27 |
| 100 | dig doug | Cece- 5 | Jay- 10 | Mari- 2 | Michaela- 10 | 27 |
| 100 | Violina23 | Adam- 11 | Jessica- 7 | Ken- 7 | Mari- 2 | 27 |
| 100 | Dino | Adam- 11 | Bret- 7 | Mari- 2 | Zeke- 7 | 27 |
| 100 | Cah | Chris- 5 | Hannah- 10 | Mari- 2 | Michaela- 10 | 27 |
| 100 | Survivor Clubb | Adam- 11 | Bret- 7 | Jessica- 7 | Mari- 2 | 27 |
| 108 | Barrett Vandiver | Chris- 5 | Figgy- 9 | Lucy- 5 | Zeke- 7 | 26 |
| 108 | Toneloke | Adam- 11 | Chris- 5 | Mari- 2 | Michelle- 8 | 26 |
| 108 | OneDirection4Life | Adam- 11 | Chris- 5 | Jessica- 7 | Paul- 3 | 26 |
| 108 | Panda | Chris- 5 | Mari- 2 | Michaela- 10 | Taylor- 9 | 26 |
| 108 | Dezbot | Bret- 7 | Ken- 7 | Lucy- 5 | Zeke- 7 | 26 |
| 108 | Something Quirky | Ken- 7 | Mari- 2 | Michaela- 10 | Zeke- 7 | 26 |
| 108 | corndogshuffle | Jessica- 7 | Mari- 2 | Michaela- 10 | Zeke- 7 | 26 |
| 108 | Dr. Horrible | Ken- 7 | Mari- 2 | Will- 10 | Zeke- 7 | 26 |
| 108 | Anndré Bressan | Michaela- 10 | Rachel- 0 | Taylor- 9 | Zeke- 7 | 26 |
| 108 | Kemper Boyd | Adam- 11 | Chris- 5 | Mari- 2 | Sunday- 8 | 26 |
| 108 | Everyone is someone | Chris- 5 | Hannah- 10 | Paul- 3 | Sunday- 8 | 26 |
| 108 | indescribable hat | Jessica- 7 | Mari- 2 | Sunday- 8 | Taylor- 9 | 26 |
| 108 | Joseph Finn | Hannah- 10 | Jessica- 7 | Ken- 7 | Mari- 2 | 26 |
| 108 | survivor is life | Bret- 7 | Mari- 2 | Will- 10 | Zeke- 7 | 26 |
| 108 | gouis | Bret- 7 | Jay- 10 | Jessica- 7 | Mari- 2 | 26 |
| 108 | Untitled Clint Howard Project | Bret- 7 | Hannah- 10 | Jessica- 7 | Mari- 2 | 26 |
| 124 | Roswulf | Adam- 11 | Lucy- 5 | Mari- 2 | Zeke- 7 | 25 |
| 124 | ShitShow | Adam- 11 | Chris- 5 | Mari- 2 | Zeke- 7 | 25 |
| 124 | Wife of John | Adam- 11 | Cece- 5 | Ken- 7 | Mari- 2 | 25 |
| 124 | TimInSoCal | Adam- 11 | Cece- 5 | Jessica- 7 | Mari- 2 | 25 |
| 124 | Sad Lil | Cece- 5 | Jessica- 7 | Lucy- 5 | Sunday- 8 | 25 |
| 124 | SpicyMayoJaySimpson | Adam- 11 | Chris- 5 | Jessica- 7 | Mari- 2 | 25 |
| 124 | bassmanxvi | Bret- 7 | Figgy- 9 | Jessica- 7 | Mari- 2 | 25 |
| 131 | Ethan Kyle | Lucy- 5 | Mari- 2 | Michaela- 10 | Zeke- 7 | 24 |
| 131 | Purple Rock Emma | Jay- 10 | Ken- 7 | Lucy- 5 | Mari- 2 | 24 |
| 131 | WelldressedEvil | Hannah- 10 | Ken- 7 | Lucy- 5 | Mari- 2 | 24 |
| 131 | nipi ipin | Chris- 5 | Mari- 2 | Michaela- 10 | Zeke- 7 | 24 |
| 131 | prettyboyprobst | Chris- 5 | Hannah- 10 | Mari- 2 | Zeke- 7 | 24 |
| 131 | Hornacek | Cece- 5 | Figgy- 9 | Mari- 2 | Sunday- 8 | 24 |
| 131 | Black Dynamite | Chris- 5 | Jessica- 7 | Mari- 2 | Michaela- 10 | 24 |
| 131 | this bear is tops blooby | Chris- 5 | Ken- 7 | Mari- 2 | Michaela- 10 | 24 |
| 139 | Boooourns | Chris- 5 | Mari- 2 | Taylor- 9 | Zeke- 7 | 23 |
| 140 | TheForRealDeal | Bret- 7 | Cece- 5 | Mari- 2 | Michelle- 8 | 22 |
| 141 | Crystal Lynne | Ken- 7 | Lucy- 5 | Mari- 2 | Zeke- 7 | 21 |
| 141 | Zach Attack | Chris- 5 | Ken- 7 | Mari- 2 | Zeke- 7 | 21 |
| 141 | Chris Diorio | Chris- 5 | Jessica- 7 | Mari- 2 | Zeke- 7 | 21 |
| 141 | annie | Bret- 7 | Chris- 5 | Mari- 2 | Zeke- 7 | 21 |
| 145 | Shambo | Chris- 5 | Mari- 2 | Paul- 3 | Taylor- 9 | 19 |
Champions League
Mark maintains his 5-point lead this week, even without Lucy the Invisible Tiger Mom. Meanwhile, I have the lowest-scoring team that hasn’t lost a player.
Drop your buffs
I hope you all didn’t get too comfortable in your Millennial or Gen X leagues, because the game is about to change. Say hello to your new groups.
Emma, Violina23, and AubrysWinnersEdit get a three-way share of first place thanks to no longer having a team with David in their league.
Corndogshuffle and Alycia Swift have taken their talents to new leagues, and they each have a 9-point lead in their respective league. Both teams with CeCe (Other Scott and XL Pelican) ended up in the same league, so that league was the only one to feel the pain of this week’s boot.
And where’s Mike Hirsch? As the only team that has lost both players, he’s been dropped.
John is the co-host of the Purple Rock Survivor Podcast. He can get loud too, what the fuck!
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