Are you ready for a world where Fantasy Scoring Machine David is a real thing?

Lucy getting the boot isn’t going to cause much damage. Like Paul last week, Lucy was pretty low in terms of popularity in our fantasy league. But to the 12 of you that had her on your team, my condolences.

Individual scoring table

Gen X receives 1 point for the reward win. The Millennials receive 2 points for the immunity challenge win. Adam gets 3 points for finding the idol.

David and CeCe get 1 point for voting out Lucy. And David gets 4 points for playing his idol correctly. If you don’t have David on your team, you are not in the lead in your league.

Player	Ep 1	Ep 2	Ep 3	Ep 4	Ep 5	Ep 6	Ep 7	Ep 8	Ep 9	Ep 10	Ep 11	Ep 12	Ep 13	Ep 14	Total
Adam	2	0	2	5	2	1	3	5	2	3	0	6	4	27	62
Bret	1	2	0	1	3	4	2	5	3	1	1	0	2	2	27
CeCe	0	2	1	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	5
Chris	1	2	0	1	1	3	4	5	3	0	0	0	0	0	20
David	1	5	1	6	4	3	4	5	3	6	1	2	4	8	53
Figgy	2	1	2	2	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	9
Hannah	2	1	2	2	3	4	1	5	2	3	0	2	4	6	37
Jay	2	1	2	2	3	7	2	3	2	0	4	2	4	2	36
Jessica	1	2	1	1	2	1	3	5	2	2	0	0	0	0	20
Ken	1	2	1	1	2	1	3	5	7	2	0	2	8	17	52
Lucy	1	2	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	5
Mari	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	2
Michaela	2	1	2	2	3	4	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	15
Michelle	2	1	2	2	1	3	4	3	0	0	0	0	0	0	18
Paul	1	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	3
Rachel	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Sunday	1	2	1	1	3	4	2	5	3	1	1	0	2	0	26
Taylor	2	1	2	2	2	0	3	3	1	0	0	0	0	0	16
Will	2	1	2	2	3	4	2	7	2	2	0	2	0	0	29
Zeke	2	0	2	2	1	3	4	5	2	3	1	0	0	0	25

*There is an error in the scoring above. Paul did not get a point this week. The table will be corrected in next week’s post. All (six) teams with Paul will have that point deducted next week as well. (Thanks, jersey_luck!)

Pick-4 League

Survivor Twitter’s own @SurvivorCentral has grabbed the lead from the clutches of Hector The Well Endowed. SurvivorCentral is joined in first place by Rippert, which I can only hope is a play on how Survivor Facebook spells Rupert.

The epic failure watch ends this week, with no team having three of the first four boots on it. Now let’s get a look at that scoreboard.

Rank	Team Name	Player 1	Player 2	Player 3	Player 4	Total
1	Survivor Central	Adam- 9	David- 13	Figgy- 7	Zeke- 6	35
1	Rippert	Adam- 9	David- 13	Michaela- 7	Zeke- 6	35
3	HectorTheWellEndowed	David- 13	Hannah- 7	Jay- 7	Michaela- 7	34
3	ExtraLargePelican	Adam- 9	David- 13	Jessica- 5	Michelle- 7	34
3	Survivor Stick	Adam- 9	Cece- 5	David- 13	Hannah- 7	34
6	Barbara Anderson	David- 13	Hannah- 7	Michaela- 7	Zeke- 6	33
6	the sky is falling	David- 13	Michaela- 7	Michelle- 7	Zeke- 6	33
6	Sneaky Sneaky	Adam- 9	David- 13	Ken- 5	Zeke- 6	33
9	Colbster2	David- 13	Figgy- 7	Sunday- 5	Taylor- 7	32
9	turgid_legume	Adam- 9	Cece- 5	David- 13	Jessica- 5	32
11	Jake Armes	Adam- 9	David- 13	Mari- 2	Michaela- 7	31
12	Jared Holland	Chris- 4	David- 13	Michaela- 7	Zeke- 6	30
12	phile	Adam- 9	Jay- 7	Michaela- 7	Taylor- 7	30
12	sabina1509	Adam- 9	Figgy- 7	Hannah- 7	Michaela- 7	30
15	Kate Weaver	David- 13	Hannah- 7	Mari- 2	Will- 7	29
15	Alkanarra	Cece- 5	David- 13	Jay- 7	Paul- 4	29
15	HBO CEO of Tits	Adam- 9	Hannah- 7	Michaela- 7	Zeke- 6	29
15	MainstoneMoney	Adam- 9	Michelle- 7	Taylor- 7	Zeke- 6	29
15	Ine	Adam- 9	David- 13	Mari- 2	Sunday- 5	29
20	Ispeakllama	Adam- 9	Hannah- 7	Jessica- 5	Taylor- 7	28
20	Malcolm is my Copilot	Adam- 9	Hannah- 7	Jay- 7	Ken- 5	28
22	Scarlett3639	Bret- 4	David- 13	Lucy- 5	Sunday- 5	27
22	Anonymoose	David- 13	Ken- 5	Mari- 2	Michaela- 7	27
22	Other Scott	Adam- 9	Jay- 7	Michaela- 7	Paul- 4	27
22	Max_Jets	Adam- 9	Chris- 4	Michaela- 7	Michelle- 7	27
22	No Eyes in Blindfold	Adam- 9	Bret- 4	Michaela- 7	Taylor- 7	27
22	Diego Armando	Adam- 9	Hannah- 7	Sunday- 5	Zeke- 6	27
22	Lira2012	Adam- 9	Ken- 5	Will- 7	Zeke- 6	27
29	macontosh2000	Hannah- 7	Ken- 5	Michaela- 7	Will- 7	26
29	Birdie	Hannah- 7	Jay- 7	Ken- 5	Michaela- 7	26
29	DrVanNostrand	Jay- 7	Ken- 5	Michelle- 7	Taylor- 7	26
29	Jim	Figgy- 7	Hannah- 7	Ken- 5	Michelle- 7	26
29	ryell-00	Figgy- 7	Jay- 7	Ken- 5	Michelle- 7	26
29	Saturday Night Palsy	David- 13	Ken- 5	Mari- 2	Zeke- 6	26
29	SirLiveAlot	David- 13	Hannah- 7	Rachel- 0	Zeke- 6	26
29	AubrysWinnersEdit	Adam- 9	Chris- 4	Hannah- 7	Zeke- 6	26
29	steve2013	Adam- 9	Chris- 4	Figgy- 7	Zeke- 6	26
29	Duke Silver Trio	Adam- 9	Chris- 4	Michaela- 7	Zeke- 6	26
29	Robothouse	Adam- 9	Cece- 5	Lucy- 5	Will- 7	26
40	Dutch	Chris- 4	Michaela- 7	Michelle- 7	Taylor- 7	25
40	jersey_luck	Chris- 4	Figgy- 7	Michaela- 7	Will- 7	25
40	MsFjordstone	Chris- 4	Hannah- 7	Jay- 7	Michaela- 7	25
40	Alycia Swift	Hannah- 7	Jessica- 5	Michaela- 7	Zeke- 6	25
40	Disgruntled Goat	Adam- 9	Bret- 4	Hannah- 7	Jessica- 5	25
40	sharculese	Adam- 9	Hannah- 7	Jessica- 5	Paul- 4	25
40	NearlyNina	Adam- 9	Mari- 2	Michaela- 7	Taylor- 7	25
40	kristanmarie	Adam- 9	Hannah- 7	Mari- 2	Michaela- 7	25
40	imredjimmy	Adam- 9	Mari- 2	Michaela- 7	Michelle- 7	25
40	Adli Hanif	Adam- 9	Jay- 7	Mari- 2	Michaela- 7	25
40	doctor wu	Adam- 9	Jessica- 5	Ken- 5	Zeke- 6	25
51	Only Here for the Animals	Hannah- 7	Jessica- 5	Michelle- 7	Sunday- 5	24
51	Ryan Deschamp	Figgy- 7	Jay- 7	Ken- 5	Sunday- 5	24
51	True Alainer	Bret- 4	Figgy- 7	Michaela- 7	Zeke- 6	24
51	Crappy	Chris- 4	Jay- 7	Michaela- 7	Zeke- 6	24
51	rygel	Chris- 4	Michaela- 7	Taylor- 7	Zeke- 6	24
51	Jeff Probst's Hairpiece	Chris- 4	Hannah- 7	Michaela- 7	Zeke- 6	24
51	CountBulletsula	Adam- 9	Bret- 4	Sunday- 5	Zeke- 6	24
51	fransesqua	Adam- 9	Mari- 2	Michaela- 7	Zeke- 6	24
51	Audrey Ratajack	Adam- 9	Figgy- 7	Mari- 2	Zeke- 6	24
51	Kent McK	Adam- 9	Mari- 2	Taylor- 7	Zeke- 6	24
51	Maritimer	Adam- 9	Mari- 2	Will- 7	Zeke- 6	24
62	MegaPrime	Chris- 4	Jay- 7	Ken- 5	Will- 7	23
62	Crom Deluise	Bret- 4	Jay- 7	Michaela- 7	Sunday- 5	23
62	Mike Hirsch	Bret- 4	Figgy- 7	Ken- 5	Michaela- 7	23
62	Assistant Dragon Slayer	Chris- 4	Figgy- 7	Ken- 5	Michaela- 7	23
62	Hurleytennis	Chris- 4	Ken- 5	Michaela- 7	Taylor- 7	23
62	Jenifer Pullman	Chris- 4	Hannah- 7	Jessica- 5	Michelle- 7	23
62	Zchong	Figgy- 7	Hannah- 7	Mari- 2	Will- 7	23
62	Side Character	Hannah- 7	Mari- 2	Michaela- 7	Will- 7	23
62	Kingoftonga	Hannah- 7	Jessica- 5	Ken- 5	Zeke- 6	23
62	PurpleTally	Hannah- 7	Ken- 5	Sunday- 5	Zeke- 6	23
62	Prom King	Jessica- 5	Ken- 5	Michaela- 7	Zeke- 6	23
62	BananaGrub	Jessica- 5	Ken- 5	Michelle- 7	Zeke- 6	23
62	m0nit0rman	Cece- 5	Chris- 4	Figgy- 7	Hannah- 7	23
62	David Gade	Bret- 4	Chris- 4	David- 13	Mari- 2	23
62	Purple Rock John	Adam- 9	Ken- 5	Mari- 2	Michaela- 7	23
62	Figaro	Adam- 9	Hannah- 7	Jessica- 5	Mari- 2	23
62	Maulik Shah	Adam- 9	Bret- 4	Chris- 4	Zeke- 6	23
79	vaderdawsn	Jessica- 5	Ken- 5	Lucy- 5	Will- 7	22
79	Random Luck	Bret- 4	Chris- 4	Hannah- 7	Michelle- 7	22
79	Kate	Bret- 4	Chris- 4	Hannah- 7	Jay- 7	22
79	torchoflaw	Chris- 4	Sunday- 5	Taylor- 7	Zeke- 6	22
79	Come On In Here	Chris- 4	Jessica- 5	Michaela- 7	Zeke- 6	22
79	CasualFan	Chris- 4	Hannah- 7	Ken- 5	Zeke- 6	22
79	Barrett Vandiver	Chris- 4	Figgy- 7	Lucy- 5	Zeke- 6	22
79	Puddinsnak1	Bret- 4	Jessica- 5	Michaela- 7	Zeke- 6	22
79	davidthemailman	Chris- 4	Hannah- 7	Jessica- 5	Zeke- 6	22
79	StormofCuteness	Chris- 4	Michaela- 7	Sunday- 5	Zeke- 6	22
79	Purple Rock Mark	Mari- 2	Michaela- 7	Taylor- 7	Zeke- 6	22
79	EmAndScoutInBK	Hannah- 7	Mari- 2	Michaela- 7	Zeke- 6	22
79	Ms_Woozah	Figgy- 7	Mari- 2	Michaela- 7	Zeke- 6	22
79	Jacob SW	Mari- 2	Michaela- 7	Will- 7	Zeke- 6	22
79	aj hiller	Adam- 9	Bret- 4	Chris- 4	Jessica- 5	22
79	OneDirection4Life	Adam- 9	Chris- 4	Jessica- 5	Paul- 4	22
79	Jacob Buck	Adam- 9	Chris- 4	Mari- 2	Michaela- 7	22
79	TJ Sass	Adam- 9	Bret- 4	Mari- 2	Michaela- 7	22
79	Toneloke	Adam- 9	Chris- 4	Mari- 2	Michelle- 7	22
79	Roswulf	Adam- 9	Lucy- 5	Mari- 2	Zeke- 6	22
79	Purple Rock Matt	Adam- 9	Ken- 5	Mari- 2	Zeke- 6	22
100	Ms. Sweaterfan	Chris- 4	Jay- 7	Jessica- 5	Lucy- 5	21
100	Peachykeene	Ken- 5	Mari- 2	Michaela- 7	Taylor- 7	21
100	tocantins	Hannah- 7	Jessica- 5	Mari- 2	Michaela- 7	21
100	AlisaShorty	Ken- 5	Mari- 2	Michaela- 7	Michelle- 7	21
100	forever1267	Bret- 4	Chris- 4	Will- 7	Zeke- 6	21
100	dig doug	Cece- 5	Jay- 7	Mari- 2	Michaela- 7	21
100	Violina23	Adam- 9	Jessica- 5	Ken- 5	Mari- 2	21
100	Dino	Adam- 9	Bret- 4	Mari- 2	Zeke- 6	21
100	ShitShow	Adam- 9	Chris- 4	Mari- 2	Zeke- 6	21
100	Wife of John	Adam- 9	Cece- 5	Ken- 5	Mari- 2	21
100	TimInSoCal	Adam- 9	Cece- 5	Jessica- 5	Mari- 2	21
111	Everyone is someone	Chris- 4	Hannah- 7	Paul- 4	Sunday- 5	20
111	Bieber Fever	Bret- 4	Chris- 4	Hannah- 7	Jessica- 5	20
111	Cah	Chris- 4	Hannah- 7	Mari- 2	Michaela- 7	20
111	K.P. Watershed	Bret- 4	Jay- 7	Mari- 2	Will- 7	20
111	Panda	Chris- 4	Mari- 2	Michaela- 7	Taylor- 7	20
111	Dezbot	Bret- 4	Ken- 5	Lucy- 5	Zeke- 6	20
111	Sad Lil	Cece- 5	Jessica- 5	Lucy- 5	Sunday- 5	20
111	Something Quirky	Ken- 5	Mari- 2	Michaela- 7	Zeke- 6	20
111	Ethan Kyle	Lucy- 5	Mari- 2	Michaela- 7	Zeke- 6	20
111	corndogshuffle	Jessica- 5	Mari- 2	Michaela- 7	Zeke- 6	20
111	Dr. Horrible	Ken- 5	Mari- 2	Will- 7	Zeke- 6	20
111	Anndré Bressan	Michaela- 7	Rachel- 0	Taylor- 7	Zeke- 6	20
111	Kemper Boyd	Adam- 9	Chris- 4	Mari- 2	Sunday- 5	20
111	Survivor Clubb	Adam- 9	Bret- 4	Jessica- 5	Mari- 2	20
111	SpicyMayoJaySimpson	Adam- 9	Chris- 4	Jessica- 5	Mari- 2	20
126	Purple Rock Emma	Jay- 7	Ken- 5	Lucy- 5	Mari- 2	19
126	indescribable hat	Jessica- 5	Mari- 2	Sunday- 5	Taylor- 7	19
126	Joseph Finn	Hannah- 7	Jessica- 5	Ken- 5	Mari- 2	19
126	WelldressedEvil	Hannah- 7	Ken- 5	Lucy- 5	Mari- 2	19
126	survivor is life	Bret- 4	Mari- 2	Will- 7	Zeke- 6	19
126	nipi ipin	Chris- 4	Mari- 2	Michaela- 7	Zeke- 6	19
126	prettyboyprobst	Chris- 4	Hannah- 7	Mari- 2	Zeke- 6	19
126	Boooourns	Chris- 4	Mari- 2	Taylor- 7	Zeke- 6	19
126	Hornacek	Cece- 5	Figgy- 7	Mari- 2	Sunday- 5	19
135	Black Dynamite	Chris- 4	Jessica- 5	Mari- 2	Michaela- 7	18
135	gouis	Bret- 4	Jay- 7	Jessica- 5	Mari- 2	18
135	bassmanxvi	Bret- 4	Figgy- 7	Jessica- 5	Mari- 2	18
135	this bear is tops blooby	Chris- 4	Ken- 5	Mari- 2	Michaela- 7	18
135	Untitled Clint Howard Project	Bret- 4	Hannah- 7	Jessica- 5	Mari- 2	18
135	Crystal Lynne	Ken- 5	Lucy- 5	Mari- 2	Zeke- 6	18
135	TheForRealDeal	Bret- 4	Cece- 5	Mari- 2	Michelle- 7	18
142	Shambo	Chris- 4	Mari- 2	Paul- 4	Taylor- 7	17
142	Zach Attack	Chris- 4	Ken- 5	Mari- 2	Zeke- 6	17
142	Chris Diorio	Chris- 4	Jessica- 5	Mari- 2	Zeke- 6	17
145	annie	Bret- 4	Chris- 4	Mari- 2	Zeke- 6	16

Champions League

Mark opens up a substantial 5-point early lead this week, but loses a team member in the process. It’ll be up to David to carry Mark’s team the rest of the way, though at least that concept seems far less laughable now than it did three weeks ago.

Millennials League

Corndogshuffle has a 6-point lead, and retains a full squad. Black Dynamite was not so lucky, losing Lucy this week and leaving Zeke to carry his team.

Gen X League

Four weeks in, and we’ve got our first eliminated team. Mike Hirsch loses both players in back-to-back weeks. Meanwhile, Alycia Swift stays at the top of the scoreboard.