Are you ready for a deep dive into math and statistics? Then come on in, guys! Wait…where are you going?
Ashley was on 27 out of 216 teams, a very Ashley number of teams to be on. She Ashleyed her way to 35 points, which is very Ashley of her.
As always, you can see the full player popularity rankings here: Purple Rock Pick-4 Fantasy Teams
Individual scoring
Chrissy and Devon each get 1 point for team reward win.
Chrissy gets 4 points for the immunity win.
Ben gets 3 points for finding the immunity idol. He gets 0 points for nullifying exactly zero votes against him. He gets theoretical points for nullifying the theoretical votes against him, if that makes you feel better.
Everyone not named Ashley gets 2 VTEP points for voting out Ashley.
Pick-4 League
The Big Baller Brand has moved into first place. This is probably because the Big Baller Brand has cheated by finding spoilers and getting to the top of our fantasy league standings as a way of promoting the brand.
In second place, we have a three-way tie: Icy Truth, Rogers Communist Manifesto, and Survivor Central would be our other Champions League invitees if the season ended yesterday. Unfortunately for them, it did not. Diego Armando is sitting pretty in sixth place with a fully intact team, just waiting to pounce on one of those top four spots. Matt and I are in 11th and 12th place, respectively, just a point apart. But we’re probably out of the running, right? Well, to figure out those odds we’d probably need to use some math. And I don’t have time to wade into percentages and historical data, but I’ll give you some quick rough estimates.
Here are the likely (and I stress likely, because outcomes could vary a bit) Champions League invitees based on wins by each player remaining:
If Ben wins: BBB, Icy Truth, Rogers Communist Manifesto, Survivor Central (also known as “the status quo”)
If Chrissy wins: BBB, Icy Truth, Survivor Central, Bamboozled
If Devon wins: Icy Truth, Diego Armando, kyronscopilot, PurpleRockJohn
If Mike wins: BBB, Rogers Communist Manifesto, Diego Armando, John’s a Chump
If Ryan wins: BBB, Rogers Communist Manifesto, Survivor Central, Diego Armando, any current member of a bellhop’s union
If you happen to miss out on next season’s Champions League, you can always hope for an Outcasts invitation. But how does one acquire such an elusive thing? It’s probably the sort of thing you’d have to search around for on a Thursday morning.
Team name (sorted by rank) | Team | |||||
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Player 1 | Player 2 | Player 3 | Player 4 | |||
1 | BBB | 181 | Ben-64 | Chrissy-51 | Mike-36 | Ryan-30 |
2 | Icy Truth | 180 | Ben-64 | Chrissy-51 | Devon-30 | Joe-35 |
2 | Survivor Central | 180 | Ben-64 | Chrissy-51 | Joe-35 | Ryan-30 |
4 | Bamboozled | 175 | Ben-64 | Chrissy-51 | Jessica-24 | Mike-36 |
5 | FriendChooser | 170 | Ben-64 | Chrissy-51 | Cole-32 | Desi-23 |
6 | Team at benjaminshever on twitter dot com | 168 | Ben-64 | Chrissy-51 | Desi-23 | Devon-30 |
7 | I played Survivor once | 162 | Ben-64 | Chrissy-51 | Mike-36 | Roark-11 |
7 | Rogers_Communist_Manifesto | 162 | Ben-64 | Cole-32 | Mike-36 | Ryan-30 |
9 | Diego Armando | 160 | Ben-64 | Devon-30 | Mike-36 | Ryan-30 |
10 | Hogan's Heroes and also Healers and Hustlers (TheForRealDeal) | 159 | Ali-8 | Ben-64 | Chrissy-51 | Mike-36 |
11 | Luckylucky | 158 | Ben-64 | Chrissy-51 | Cole-32 | Roark-11 |
12 | Alan Ball's Six Feet Over and True Blonde (indescribable hat) | 156 | Ben-64 | Chrissy-51 | Devon-30 | Roark-11 |
12 | kyronscopilot | 156 | Ben-64 | Cole-32 | Devon-30 | Ryan-30 |
12 | orangealfy | 156 | Ben-64 | Chrissy-51 | Ryan-30 | Roark-11 |
15 | @doctor_wu33 | 154 | Ben-64 | Jessica-24 | Lauren-36 | Ryan-30 |
16 | Another_Day_in_Paradise | 153 | Ashley-35 | Ben-64 | Jessica-24 | Ryan-30 |
16 | King of the Jungle | 153 | Ali-8 | Ben-64 | Chrissy-51 | Ryan-30 |
18 | HunterEllis'Helicopter | 152 | Ben-64 | Chrissy-51 | Joe-35 | Simone-2 |
18 | Purple Rock John | 152 | Ben-64 | Desi-23 | Devon-30 | Joe-35 |
20 | cloudladder | 150 | Ben-64 | Chrissy-51 | JP-24 | Roark-11 |
20 | Commissioner Gordon | 150 | Ben-64 | Cole-32 | JP-24 | Ryan-30 |
20 | JBKlaw | 150 | Ben-64 | Cole-32 | Jessica-24 | Ryan-30 |
20 | Padme's Body Double | 150 | Ben-64 | Cole-32 | Devon-30 | JP-24 |
24 | Dezbot's Dumbasses | 149 | Ben-64 | Cole-32 | Desi-23 | Devon-30 |
24 | Have You Guys Seen My Bag? (@TrueAlainer) | 149 | Ben-64 | Cole-32 | Desi-23 | Ryan-30 |
24 | jacobsw | 149 | Ben-64 | Chrissy-51 | Desi-23 | Roark-11 |
24 | Team Jeff is really really really really hot (Star Z) | 149 | Chrissy-51 | Cole-32 | Mike-36 | Ryan-30 |
28 | Toneloke | 147 | Ali-8 | Ben-64 | Chrissy-51 | Jessica-24 |
29 | The Sky is Falling | 146 | Chrissy-51 | Jessica-24 | Joe-35 | Mike-36 |
30 | Crash | 145 | Ashley-35 | Ben-64 | Joe-35 | Roark-11 |
31 | I love Avra | 143 | Ben-64 | Cole-32 | Desi-23 | Jessica-24 |
31 | Rippert's Brazilian Butt Cheeks | 143 | Ali-8 | Ben-64 | Joe-35 | Mike-36 |
31 | Saturday Night and the Palsys (SNP) | 143 | Chrissy-51 | Cole-32 | Devon-30 | Ryan-30 |
31 | The AVClub Disqus Memorial Team (Kingoftonga) | 143 | Ali-8 | Ashley-35 | Ben-64 | Mike-36 |
35 | forever1267 | 142 | Ben-64 | Jessica-24 | JP-24 | Ryan-30 |
35 | Ryan's team | 142 | Ashley-35 | Chrissy-51 | Cole-32 | JP-24 |
37 | coconuts | 141 | Chrissy-51 | Jessica-24 | Mike-36 | Ryan-30 |
37 | That Kevin Martin (Super duper fan) | 141 | Ben-64 | Chrissy-51 | Jessica-24 | Simone-2 |
39 | Camp Grandma | 140 | Ben-64 | Chrissy-51 | Desi-23 | Simone-2 |
39 | Doodleopolis | 140 | Chrissy-51 | Desi-23 | Devon-30 | Lauren-36 |
39 | FlyingFish | 140 | Ashley-35 | Ben-64 | Devon-30 | Roark-11 |
42 | BananaGrub (contact via email) | 137 | Alan-7 | Ben-64 | Mike-36 | Ryan-30 |
42 | Jeff Probst's Hairpiece | 137 | Ben-64 | Cole-32 | Ryan-30 | Roark-11 |
42 | Kelley Wentworth is Bae | 137 | Ben-64 | Cole-32 | Devon-30 | Roark-11 |
42 | Maritimer | 137 | Chrissy-51 | Cole-32 | Devon-30 | JP-24 |
46 | Black Sheep | 136 | Chrissy-51 | Cole-32 | Desi-23 | Ryan-30 |
46 | Something Clever (Emma) | 136 | Chrissy-51 | Cole-32 | Desi-23 | Devon-30 |
48 | Ad Astra (torchoflaw) | 135 | Ben-64 | Devon-30 | Ryan-30 | Roark-11 |
48 | What up with that! (@Adam__Hebert) | 135 | Chrissy-51 | Devon-30 | Jessica-24 | Ryan-30 |
50 | Hungry vs. Hungry vs. Hippos (ASD) | 134 | Ali-8 | Ben-64 | Chrissy-51 | Roark-11 |
50 | John's a Chump (purplerockmatt) | 134 | Cole-32 | Lauren-36 | Mike-36 | Ryan-30 |
50 | Random Luck | 134 | Ben-64 | Cole-32 | Lauren-36 | Simone-2 |
53 | @Hurleytennis | 133 | Ben-64 | Mike-36 | Patrick-3 | Ryan-30 |
54 | The Flying Turtles (VaderDawsn) | 132 | Ashley-35 | Cole-32 | Joe-35 | Ryan-30 |
55 | aj hiller | 131 | Ashley-35 | Ben-64 | Ryan-30 | Simone-2 |
55 | NoEyesInBlindfold | 131 | Ali-8 | Ashley-35 | Ben-64 | Jessica-24 |
57 | isurvive | 130 | Alan-7 | Ashley-35 | Ben-64 | JP-24 |
57 | KTWins | 130 | Ben-64 | Cole-32 | Desi-23 | Roark-11 |
57 | Lira2012 | 130 | Chrissy-51 | Cole-32 | Mike-36 | Roark-11 |
57 | Sanger's Song | 130 | Ali-8 | Ashley-35 | Chrissy-51 | Mike-36 |
57 | Team Winners | 130 | Chrissy-51 | Cole-32 | Lauren-36 | Roark-11 |
62 | Kristan Marie | 129 | Ben-64 | Devon-30 | JP-24 | Roark-11 |
62 | StormofCuteness | 129 | Ben-64 | Jessica-24 | Ryan-30 | Roark-11 |
62 | Violina23 | 129 | Chrissy-51 | Cole-32 | Joe-35 | Roark-11 |
65 | Kent McK | 128 | Cole-32 | Devon-30 | Mike-36 | Ryan-30 |
65 | No Hustle, All Luck (prettyboyprobst) | 128 | Chrissy-51 | Devon-30 | Mike-36 | Roark-11 |
65 | Woo'sBlindsideFace | 128 | Chrissy-51 | Lauren-36 | Ryan-30 | Roark-11 |
68 | GeorgeCarlo's Team | 127 | Ali-8 | Chrissy-51 | Cole-32 | Mike-36 |
69 | Something Quirky (HectorTheWellEndowed) | 126 | Ali-8 | Ben-64 | JP-24 | Ryan-30 |
69 | SurviveThis! | 126 | Alan-7 | Ben-64 | Cole-32 | Desi-23 |
69 | Survivor? I barely even know her | 126 | Ali-8 | Ben-64 | Devon-30 | Jessica-24 |
69 | Team zsetton | 126 | Ali-8 | Ashley-35 | Chrissy-51 | Cole-32 |
73 | BatLeon's Bad Picks Inc. | 124 | Chrissy-51 | Cole-32 | Ryan-30 | Roark-11 |
73 | F***ing Stick | 124 | Chrissy-51 | Cole-32 | Devon-30 | Roark-11 |
73 | KW3 | 124 | Alan-7 | Ben-64 | Desi-23 | Devon-30 |
73 | Max_Jets | 124 | Ben-64 | Desi-23 | Joe-35 | Simone-2 |
73 | Rambo Culpepper | 124 | Ashley-35 | Desi-23 | Devon-30 | Mike-36 |
78 | Alycia Swift | 123 | Alan-7 | Chrissy-51 | Joe-35 | Ryan-30 |
78 | Extralargepelican | 123 | Ben-64 | Cole-32 | Jessica-24 | Patrick-3 |
80 | Asatoa | 122 | Chrissy-51 | Devon-30 | Ryan-30 | Roark-11 |
81 | AubrysWinnersEdit | 121 | Chrissy-51 | Desi-23 | Mike-36 | Roark-11 |
81 | Bobfromthebayou (@bobfromthebayou) | 121 | Cole-32 | Devon-30 | Jessica-24 | Joe-35 |
81 | Doomed (bassmanxvi) | 121 | Ali-8 | Chrissy-51 | Cole-32 | Ryan-30 |
81 | EvilRegals | 121 | Ashley-35 | Cole-32 | Jessica-24 | Ryan-30 |
81 | Fire GOOD! No Fire BAD! (@CheekzKER) | 121 | Chrissy-51 | Cole-32 | Joe-35 | Patrick-3 |
86 | Beluga | 120 | Ben-64 | JP-24 | Ryan-30 | Simone-2 |
86 | Floats & Goats (@SquamLaker) | 120 | Ben-64 | Desi-23 | Patrick-3 | Ryan-30 |
86 | P Onocrotalus | 120 | Devon-30 | JP-24 | Lauren-36 | Ryan-30 |
89 | Boonk Gang Whole Lot Of Gang Ish | 119 | Desi-23 | Devon-30 | Mike-36 | Ryan-30 |
89 | Purple Rock Mark | 119 | Ali-8 | Ben-64 | Mike-36 | Roark-11 |
91 | Charlie Groton | 118 | Chrissy-51 | Cole-32 | Jessica-24 | Roark-11 |
91 | Ms. Sweaterfan | 118 | Ali-8 | Chrissy-51 | Jessica-24 | Joe-35 |
93 | Diego's Armanbro | 117 | Alan-7 | Chrissy-51 | Desi-23 | Mike-36 |
93 | House Slytheryan | 117 | Chrissy-51 | Cole-32 | Desi-23 | Roark-11 |
95 | #Gumpy | 116 | Chrissy-51 | JP-24 | Ryan-30 | Roark-11 |
95 | BKEmAndScout | 116 | Cole-32 | Devon-30 | Jessica-24 | Ryan-30 |
97 | A Team Has No Name | 115 | Cole-32 | Jessica-24 | Joe-35 | JP-24 |
97 | Bring back The Mole! | 115 | Alan-7 | Ali-8 | Ben-64 | Mike-36 |
99 | aguacates | 114 | Ali-8 | Chrissy-51 | Cole-32 | Desi-23 |
99 | Team Not Gonna Win So I'm Picking Favorites | 114 | Ashley-35 | Cole-32 | Lauren-36 | Roark-11 |
99 | What?! | 114 | Alan-7 | Joe-35 | Lauren-36 | Mike-36 |
102 | Crom's League of Losers | 113 | Ben-64 | Joe-35 | Patrick-3 | Roark-11 |
102 | Ethan "I fucking swear if I get the first goddamn 4 boots again" Kyle | 113 | Chrissy-51 | Devon-30 | Ryan-30 | Simone-2 |
102 | I don't need to be carried, bro! | 113 | Alan-7 | Chrissy-51 | Cole-32 | Desi-23 |
102 | JessemHerringFullBloodedCherokee | 113 | Ali-8 | Chrissy-51 | Jessica-24 | Ryan-30 |
102 | Rygel's Raiders | 113 | Ali-8 | Ben-64 | Devon-30 | Roark-11 |
107 | DukeSilverTrio | 112 | Chrissy-51 | Desi-23 | Joe-35 | Patrick-3 |
107 | Jersey Luck | 112 | Alan-7 | Chrissy-51 | Jessica-24 | Ryan-30 |
107 | My Grandpa Knew Papa Smurf (Launchpad McQuack) | 112 | Joe-35 | Lauren-36 | Ryan-30 | Roark-11 |
107 | Sad Lil | 112 | Chrissy-51 | Jessica-24 | Katrina-1 | Lauren-36 |
111 | Ali and the seafarers (SirLiveAlot) | 111 | Ali-8 | Ben-64 | Lauren-36 | Patrick-3 |
112 | Ms Woozah Knows Nothing | 110 | Ali-8 | Ashley-35 | Ben-64 | Patrick-3 |
112 | Team Gonna Do It | 110 | Cole-32 | Devon-30 | Jessica-24 | JP-24 |
114 | Adamstears | 109 | Cole-32 | Mike-36 | Ryan-30 | Roark-11 |
114 | Ethan "If I get the first 4 goddamn boots again" Kyle | 109 | Ali-8 | Joe-35 | Lauren-36 | Ryan-30 |
114 | pufflehuff | 109 | Ashley-35 | Lauren-36 | Mike-36 | Simone-2 |
117 | DadBevi | 108 | Ashley-35 | Joe-35 | Mike-36 | Simone-2 |
117 | Reya | 108 | Ben-64 | Devon-30 | Patrick-3 | Roark-11 |
119 | ChillTown | 107 | Ben-64 | Devon-30 | Roark-11 | Simone-2 |
119 | Dig Doug | 107 | Chrissy-51 | JP-24 | Ryan-30 | Simone-2 |
119 | Dubious Rob | 107 | Ali-8 | Ben-64 | JP-24 | Roark-11 |
119 | Omordie | 107 | Chrissy-51 | Desi-23 | Patrick-3 | Ryan-30 |
119 | Wubba Lubba Dub Dub (jniedj) | 107 | Devon-30 | Mike-36 | Ryan-30 | Roark-11 |
124 | Green Monkeys | 106 | Ali-8 | Chrissy-51 | Desi-23 | Jessica-24 |
124 | kemperboyd | 106 | Ashley-35 | Desi-23 | Jessica-24 | JP-24 |
124 | QUINN | 106 | Ashley-35 | Devon-30 | Ryan-30 | Roark-11 |
124 | So Casual (danomite10) | 106 | Ali-8 | Chrissy-51 | Mike-36 | Roark-11 |
124 | Taako From Teevhii | 106 | Ali-8 | Ben-64 | Desi-23 | Roark-11 |
124 | Tiago Team | 106 | Ali-8 | Chrissy-51 | Desi-23 | JP-24 |
130 | 00-KokoCostanza | 105 | Ali-8 | Ashley-35 | Cole-32 | Devon-30 |
130 | Diego's Armandad | 105 | Alan-7 | Chrissy-51 | Desi-23 | JP-24 |
130 | The Schlong | 105 | Ali-8 | Cole-32 | Joe-35 | Ryan-30 |
133 | ComeradeConrad | 104 | Ben-64 | Joe-35 | Patrick-3 | Simone-2 |
133 | DIE@@!@##$%^&*&^%$#@#$% (Judson Helland) | 104 | Alan-7 | Ashley-35 | Cole-32 | Ryan-30 |
133 | Head Architect Sylvia | 104 | Ali-8 | Ben-64 | Devon-30 | Simone-2 |
133 | Twigs and Sticks | 104 | Ali-8 | Ben-64 | Ryan-30 | Simone-2 |
137 | The Four Witches (Barbara Anderson) | 103 | Cole-32 | Devon-30 | Ryan-30 | Roark-11 |
137 | winners | 103 | Ali-8 | Devon-30 | Joe-35 | Ryan-30 |
137 | YoshiKirbyAndToad | 103 | Cole-32 | Jessica-24 | Mike-36 | Roark-11 |
140 | evander | 102 | Ali-8 | Chrissy-51 | Cole-32 | Roark-11 |
141 | There's Something Wrong With That Team (Something Quirky) | 101 | Ben-64 | Desi-23 | Patrick-3 | Roark-11 |
142 | 4 8 15 16 23 42 (@FayeBlueArt) | 100 | Chrissy-51 | Mike-36 | Roark-11 | Simone-2 |
142 | I am 150 to 200% percent happy with my picks right now (Judson Helland) | 100 | Jessica-24 | Joe-35 | Ryan-30 | Roark-11 |
142 | Kate's Four (Kate Weaver/@kateeppweaver) | 100 | Ashley-35 | JP-24 | Ryan-30 | Roark-11 |
142 | randysmohawk | 100 | Desi-23 | Mike-36 | Ryan-30 | Roark-11 |
146 | Adli Hanif | 97 | Cole-32 | Jessica-24 | Ryan-30 | Roark-11 |
146 | Estokai | 97 | Cole-32 | JP-24 | Ryan-30 | Roark-11 |
148 | Come On In Here | 96 | Alan-7 | Desi-23 | Mike-36 | Ryan-30 |
149 | Team Foshizzle | 95 | Chrissy-51 | Patrick-3 | Ryan-30 | Roark-11 |
149 | Valencia | 95 | Alan-7 | Desi-23 | Joe-35 | Ryan-30 |
151 | By Hustlers you Meant Hookers, Right? (NearlyNina) | 94 | Desi-23 | Devon-30 | Ryan-30 | Roark-11 |
151 | LoriBevi | 94 | Jessica-24 | Joe-35 | JP-24 | Roark-11 |
153 | Good lookings | 93 | Ali-8 | Cole-32 | Desi-23 | Devon-30 |
153 | Nates Greats | 93 | Ali-8 | Chrissy-51 | Desi-23 | Roark-11 |
155 | Fran Team | 92 | Desi-23 | Mike-36 | Patrick-3 | Ryan-30 |
156 | Nikkirapper | 91 | Desi-23 | Joe-35 | Patrick-3 | Ryan-30 |
157 | PurpleTally | 90 | Alan-7 | Ali-8 | Chrissy-51 | Jessica-24 |
157 | Twandepaul | 90 | Cole-32 | Desi-23 | Jessica-24 | Roark-11 |
157 | yeezybusta | 90 | Ali-8 | Joe-35 | Mike-36 | Roark-11 |
160 | Fransesqua | 89 | Cole-32 | JP-24 | Patrick-3 | Ryan-30 |
160 | Swiss quality picks | 89 | Alan-7 | Ali-8 | Chrissy-51 | Desi-23 |
162 | Hornacek | 88 | Desi-23 | Devon-30 | JP-24 | Roark-11 |
162 | Hotties vs. bodies vs. naughties (Judson Helland) | 88 | Cole-32 | Desi-23 | Patrick-3 | Ryan-30 |
164 | The Guilty Remnant (macontosh2000) | 87 | Ali-8 | Cole-32 | Mike-36 | Roark-11 |
164 | Crystal Lynne | 87 | Cole-32 | Desi-23 | Ryan-30 | Simone-2 |
164 | Team Pretty People (John C) | 87 | Ali-8 | Cole-32 | Desi-23 | JP-24 |
167 | JoJo Bevi | 86 | Ali-8 | Jessica-24 | JP-24 | Ryan-30 |
167 | Prom King | 86 | Ali-8 | Ben-64 | Patrick-3 | Roark-11 |
169 | Poles vs. Balls vs. Probst (Judson Helland) | 85 | Ali-8 | Desi-23 | Jessica-24 | Ryan-30 |
169 | Sneaky Sneaky | 85 | Ali-8 | Mike-36 | Ryan-30 | Roark-11 |
169 | SuckitupButterCup (TiminSoCal) | 85 | Ali-8 | Devon-30 | Mike-36 | Roark-11 |
172 | Nipi Ipin | 84 | Alan-7 | Chrissy-51 | Jessica-24 | Simone-2 |
172 | Team Corndog | 84 | Alan-7 | Mike-36 | Ryan-30 | Roark-11 |
172 | The Jolly Olly Man | 84 | Ali-8 | Ashley-35 | Ryan-30 | Roark-11 |
175 | HBO CEO of Tits | 82 | Cole-32 | Desi-23 | Jessica-24 | Patrick-3 |
175 | I've Been Bamboozled! (Drums X) | 82 | Cole-32 | Mike-36 | Patrick-3 | Roark-11 |
177 | Mike Hirsch | 81 | Alan-7 | Ali-8 | Mike-36 | Ryan-30 |
177 | SugarStealers | 81 | Ali-8 | Cole-32 | Devon-30 | Roark-11 |
179 | Cucharal (@Gaceru) | 80 | Alan-7 | Ali-8 | Joe-35 | Ryan-30 |
180 | Salz | 79 | Ashley-35 | Devon-30 | Patrick-3 | Roark-11 |
181 | Culpepper was robbed. | 78 | Alan-7 | Jessica-24 | Mike-36 | Roark-11 |
182 | BadPlayer91's Black Widows Brigade Redux | 77 | Ali-8 | Ashley-35 | Desi-23 | Roark-11 |
182 | pisau cukur | 77 | Ali-8 | Ben-64 | Patrick-3 | Simone-2 |
184 | NukedJalapeno | 76 | Ali-8 | Ashley-35 | Cole-32 | Katrina-1 |
184 | Purple Rocks Keep Falling On My Head (Joseph Finn) | 76 | Alan-7 | Desi-23 | Joe-35 | Roark-11 |
186 | jlim201 | 74 | Alan-7 | Cole-32 | Jessica-24 | Roark-11 |
186 | MalBevi | 74 | Ali-8 | Ashley-35 | Devon-30 | Katrina-1 |
186 | TaeBevi | 74 | Alan-7 | Devon-30 | Joe-35 | Simone-2 |
189 | Black Dynamite (Blurry Denzel) | 73 | Alan-7 | Cole-32 | Desi-23 | Roark-11 |
189 | Ine | 73 | Ali-8 | JP-24 | Ryan-30 | Roark-11 |
189 | KCole52 | 73 | Ali-8 | Chrissy-51 | Patrick-3 | Roark-11 |
189 | Team Pooks | 73 | Ali-8 | Devon-30 | JP-24 | Roark-11 |
189 | TeamCrappy | 73 | Ali-8 | Jessica-24 | Ryan-30 | Roark-11 |
194 | Diego's Armomdo | 72 | Alan-7 | Devon-30 | Jessica-24 | Roark-11 |
194 | Zach Attack | 72 | Alan-7 | Jessica-24 | Ryan-30 | Roark-11 |
196 | Roy and Pris Batty | 71 | Ali-8 | Devon-30 | Patrick-3 | Ryan-30 |
197 | Threes (@gescovar) | 70 | Ali-8 | Devon-30 | Ryan-30 | Simone-2 |
198 | Prediction: 34th (i and 1) | 69 | Ali-8 | Desi-23 | Joe-35 | Patrick-3 |
198 | The Ginja Ninja Crew (Dutch) | 69 | Cole-32 | Desi-23 | Patrick-3 | Roark-11 |
200 | Ryell | 67 | Ali-8 | Jessica-24 | JP-24 | Roark-11 |
201 | CazKaye | 66 | Ali-8 | Desi-23 | Jessica-24 | Roark-11 |
202 | Have You Guys Seen My Bag? @TrueAlainer | 64 | Alan-7 | Cole-32 | Desi-23 | Simone-2 |
203 | TeamScarlett | 60 | Desi-23 | Jessica-24 | Roark-11 | Simone-2 |
204 | Hot Stuff | 52 | Ali-8 | Patrick-3 | Ryan-30 | Roark-11 |
204 | Legendary Locks 2 | 52 | Mike-36 | Patrick-3 | Roark-11 | Simone-2 |
206 | Chasers | 50 | Alan-7 | Ryan-30 | Roark-11 | Simone-2 |
207 | Carrots' Garden | 49 | Ali-8 | Mike-36 | Patrick-3 | Simone-2 |
208 | OhWell | 45 | Ali-8 | Desi-23 | Patrick-3 | Roark-11 |
209 | Side Character | 44 | Ali-8 | Desi-23 | Roark-11 | Simone-2 |
210 | Parvatis2Idols | 43 | Ali-8 | Desi-23 | Katrina-1 | Roark-11 |
211 | POC for Me | 40 | Alan-7 | Ali-8 | Desi-23 | Simone-2 |
212 | Peachykeene | 36 | Alan-7 | Jessica-24 | Patrick-3 | Simone-2 |
212 | WelldressedEvil's Folly | 36 | Ali-8 | Desi-23 | Patrick-3 | Simone-2 |
214 | LynziBevi | 35 | Ali-8 | Desi-23 | Katrina-1 | Patrick-3 |
215 | Zuvivor's 4 | 29 | Alan-7 | Ali-8 | Patrick-3 | Roark-11 |
216 | Roswulf | 28 | Alan-7 | Ali-8 | Roark-11 | Simone-2 |
217 | 0 |
Champions and Outcasts Leagues
Well, shit. Even a dominant victory by Bright and Beautiful Light Devon probably couldn’t dethrone XL Pelican at this point, despite my repeated attempts to jinx that. He joins DrVanNostrand in next season’s Champions League, because although the good(?) doctor(?) lost a player this week his Costanza strategy has once again led to fantasy success. Corndogshuffle is all but eliminated from contention for next season’s league, and Mark will need Mike to outscore Chrissy by 14 points in the finale in order to return to Champions League. If Mark doesn’t finish in the top four, it’s possible that next season’s Champions League will have zero Purple Rock staffers in it. How the not-so-mighty have fallen. PurpleTally has about a 97% chance to return next season, and Jersey Luck’s odds are good as well- barring the aforementioned “Mike outscores Chrissy by 14+” scenario.
Player points | ||||||
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Team | Pick 1 | Pick 2 | ||||
1 | XL Pelican | 99 | Ben | 64 | Joe | 35 |
2 | jersey_luck | 75 | Chrissy | 51 | JP | 24 |
3 | DrVanNostrand | 65 | Devon | 30 | Ashley | 35 |
4 | Purple Tally | 60 | Jessica | 24 | Lauren | 36 |
5 | Purple Rock Mark | 43 | Alan | 7 | Mike | 36 |
6 | corndogshuffle | 38 | Ryan | 30 | Ali | 8 |
7 | Barbara Anderson | 33 | Cole | 32 | Katrina | 1 |
8 | jaredholland32 | 26 | Patrick | 3 | Desi | 23 |
9 | Mike Hirsch | 13 | Simone | 2 | Roark | 11 |
I guess I’m just not good at jinxing things. I’ve done my best- I’ve even gone so far as to cancel Outcasts League!- but it looks like Saturday Night Palsy will be winning this season. Despite notable challenges from me, Blurry Denzel, and Matt, it’s just Saturday Night Palsy’s league to win. I guess I’ll just go ahead and have the trophy engraved, since there’s just no way he could possibly lose. Ms. Sweaterfan still has Chrissy left, but she’s almost 30 points behind SNP’s juggernaut of a team. And there are just no other contenders. The only reason he should even bother checking the standings next week is to print them out and frame them. Congrats, SNP- you’re basically pitching a no-hitter right now. Just thought I’d let you know that.
Player points | ||||||
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Team | Pick 1 | Pick 2 | ||||
1 | Saturday Night Palsy | 94 | Ryan | 30 | Ben | 64 |
2 | Purple Rock Matt | 67 | Cole | 32 | Ashley | 35 |
3 | Purple Rock Emma | 66 | Devon | 30 | Mike | 36 |
4 | Purple Rock John | 59 | Joe | 35 | JP | 24 |
4 | Blurry Denzel | 59 | Desi | 23 | Lauren | 36 |
6 | Ms. Sweaterfan | 54 | Chrissy | 51 | Patrick | 3 |
7 | EmAndScoutInBK | 26 | Jessica | 24 | Simone | 2 |
8 | Taako from Teevhi | 15 | Alan | 7 | Ali | 8 |
9 | Storm of Cuteness | 12 | Roark | 11 | Katrina | 1 |
Other leagues
We allowed people to do their own draft-based leagues again this season, because drafts are fun. You can find the results of those leagues here (click the tabs at the bottom to switch to see the other leagues): PRP fantasy leagues.
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Favorite seasons: Heroes vs. Villains, Cagayan, Pearl Islands, Tocantins, Cambodia