Stupid is as stupid does. Let’s check the scoreboard.
Almost no one drafted Lauren this season. She was on only 14 teams out of 216. But hey, she did manage to score 36 points before setting her own game on fire and throwing it into a dumpster filled with gasoline.
As always, you can see the full player popularity rankings here: Purple Rock Pick-4 Fantasy Teams
Individual scoring
Chrissy gets 2 points for one of the dumbest individual rewards ever. I’m tempted to not give any points for that reward win, because it didn’t require any skill or even effort.
Lauren gets 3 points for finding an idol. I’m tempted to not give her any points because she turned it back into a leather string and a shell.
Ashley gets 4 points for the immunity win. I’m tempted to not give her any points because the bright and beautiful light that is Devon decided to call it quits.
Ben gets 4 points for the correct idol play and 2 VTEP points for casting the only vote that counted. I’m actually fine with this.
Pick-4 League
Rogers Communist Manifesto still holds the lead, but we have a new #2: Twitter’s own Survivor Central. In a tie for 6th place are two participants from our very first fantasy league (so very long ago): doctor_wu33 and Matt, the first person to I contacted when pitching the original fantasy league. They’re tied with Vaderdawsn, who continues to do an amazing job of resisting the Curse of Violina. Diego Armando, yet another participant in our first fantasy league, currently sits in 9th place with a completely intact team. He is tied with my real life human friend Friend Chooser, who is mathematically eliminated from Champions League contention despite her strong performance.
Rippert’s Brazilian Buttcheeks just barely cracks (Yes, I know what I did there. I regret nothing.) into the top 25 this week, tied with former AV Clubber KingofTonga. The aptly named Team Not Gonna Win So I’m Picking Favorites is tied for 35th place, just a few spots ahead of Saturday Night Palsy. Palsy, as is his brand, managed to pick the three lowest-scoring players still in the game- the Rodneys, if you will.
Team name (sorted by rank) | Team | |||||
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Player 1 | Player 2 | Player 3 | Player 4 | |||
1 | BBB | 181 | Ben-64 | Chrissy-51 | Mike-36 | Ryan-30 |
2 | Icy Truth | 180 | Ben-64 | Chrissy-51 | Devon-30 | Joe-35 |
2 | Survivor Central | 180 | Ben-64 | Chrissy-51 | Joe-35 | Ryan-30 |
4 | Bamboozled | 175 | Ben-64 | Chrissy-51 | Jessica-24 | Mike-36 |
5 | FriendChooser | 170 | Ben-64 | Chrissy-51 | Cole-32 | Desi-23 |
6 | Team at benjaminshever on twitter dot com | 168 | Ben-64 | Chrissy-51 | Desi-23 | Devon-30 |
7 | I played Survivor once | 162 | Ben-64 | Chrissy-51 | Mike-36 | Roark-11 |
7 | Rogers_Communist_Manifesto | 162 | Ben-64 | Cole-32 | Mike-36 | Ryan-30 |
9 | Diego Armando | 160 | Ben-64 | Devon-30 | Mike-36 | Ryan-30 |
10 | Hogan's Heroes and also Healers and Hustlers (TheForRealDeal) | 159 | Ali-8 | Ben-64 | Chrissy-51 | Mike-36 |
11 | Luckylucky | 158 | Ben-64 | Chrissy-51 | Cole-32 | Roark-11 |
12 | Alan Ball's Six Feet Over and True Blonde (indescribable hat) | 156 | Ben-64 | Chrissy-51 | Devon-30 | Roark-11 |
12 | kyronscopilot | 156 | Ben-64 | Cole-32 | Devon-30 | Ryan-30 |
12 | orangealfy | 156 | Ben-64 | Chrissy-51 | Ryan-30 | Roark-11 |
15 | @doctor_wu33 | 154 | Ben-64 | Jessica-24 | Lauren-36 | Ryan-30 |
16 | Another_Day_in_Paradise | 153 | Ashley-35 | Ben-64 | Jessica-24 | Ryan-30 |
16 | King of the Jungle | 153 | Ali-8 | Ben-64 | Chrissy-51 | Ryan-30 |
18 | HunterEllis'Helicopter | 152 | Ben-64 | Chrissy-51 | Joe-35 | Simone-2 |
18 | Purple Rock John | 152 | Ben-64 | Desi-23 | Devon-30 | Joe-35 |
20 | cloudladder | 150 | Ben-64 | Chrissy-51 | JP-24 | Roark-11 |
20 | Commissioner Gordon | 150 | Ben-64 | Cole-32 | JP-24 | Ryan-30 |
20 | JBKlaw | 150 | Ben-64 | Cole-32 | Jessica-24 | Ryan-30 |
20 | Padme's Body Double | 150 | Ben-64 | Cole-32 | Devon-30 | JP-24 |
24 | Dezbot's Dumbasses | 149 | Ben-64 | Cole-32 | Desi-23 | Devon-30 |
24 | Have You Guys Seen My Bag? (@TrueAlainer) | 149 | Ben-64 | Cole-32 | Desi-23 | Ryan-30 |
24 | jacobsw | 149 | Ben-64 | Chrissy-51 | Desi-23 | Roark-11 |
24 | Team Jeff is really really really really hot (Star Z) | 149 | Chrissy-51 | Cole-32 | Mike-36 | Ryan-30 |
28 | Toneloke | 147 | Ali-8 | Ben-64 | Chrissy-51 | Jessica-24 |
29 | The Sky is Falling | 146 | Chrissy-51 | Jessica-24 | Joe-35 | Mike-36 |
30 | Crash | 145 | Ashley-35 | Ben-64 | Joe-35 | Roark-11 |
31 | I love Avra | 143 | Ben-64 | Cole-32 | Desi-23 | Jessica-24 |
31 | Rippert's Brazilian Butt Cheeks | 143 | Ali-8 | Ben-64 | Joe-35 | Mike-36 |
31 | Saturday Night and the Palsys (SNP) | 143 | Chrissy-51 | Cole-32 | Devon-30 | Ryan-30 |
31 | The AVClub Disqus Memorial Team (Kingoftonga) | 143 | Ali-8 | Ashley-35 | Ben-64 | Mike-36 |
35 | forever1267 | 142 | Ben-64 | Jessica-24 | JP-24 | Ryan-30 |
35 | Ryan's team | 142 | Ashley-35 | Chrissy-51 | Cole-32 | JP-24 |
37 | coconuts | 141 | Chrissy-51 | Jessica-24 | Mike-36 | Ryan-30 |
37 | That Kevin Martin (Super duper fan) | 141 | Ben-64 | Chrissy-51 | Jessica-24 | Simone-2 |
39 | Camp Grandma | 140 | Ben-64 | Chrissy-51 | Desi-23 | Simone-2 |
39 | Doodleopolis | 140 | Chrissy-51 | Desi-23 | Devon-30 | Lauren-36 |
39 | FlyingFish | 140 | Ashley-35 | Ben-64 | Devon-30 | Roark-11 |
42 | BananaGrub (contact via email) | 137 | Alan-7 | Ben-64 | Mike-36 | Ryan-30 |
42 | Jeff Probst's Hairpiece | 137 | Ben-64 | Cole-32 | Ryan-30 | Roark-11 |
42 | Kelley Wentworth is Bae | 137 | Ben-64 | Cole-32 | Devon-30 | Roark-11 |
42 | Maritimer | 137 | Chrissy-51 | Cole-32 | Devon-30 | JP-24 |
46 | Black Sheep | 136 | Chrissy-51 | Cole-32 | Desi-23 | Ryan-30 |
46 | Something Clever (Emma) | 136 | Chrissy-51 | Cole-32 | Desi-23 | Devon-30 |
48 | Ad Astra (torchoflaw) | 135 | Ben-64 | Devon-30 | Ryan-30 | Roark-11 |
48 | What up with that! (@Adam__Hebert) | 135 | Chrissy-51 | Devon-30 | Jessica-24 | Ryan-30 |
50 | Hungry vs. Hungry vs. Hippos (ASD) | 134 | Ali-8 | Ben-64 | Chrissy-51 | Roark-11 |
50 | John's a Chump (purplerockmatt) | 134 | Cole-32 | Lauren-36 | Mike-36 | Ryan-30 |
50 | Random Luck | 134 | Ben-64 | Cole-32 | Lauren-36 | Simone-2 |
53 | @Hurleytennis | 133 | Ben-64 | Mike-36 | Patrick-3 | Ryan-30 |
54 | The Flying Turtles (VaderDawsn) | 132 | Ashley-35 | Cole-32 | Joe-35 | Ryan-30 |
55 | aj hiller | 131 | Ashley-35 | Ben-64 | Ryan-30 | Simone-2 |
55 | NoEyesInBlindfold | 131 | Ali-8 | Ashley-35 | Ben-64 | Jessica-24 |
57 | isurvive | 130 | Alan-7 | Ashley-35 | Ben-64 | JP-24 |
57 | KTWins | 130 | Ben-64 | Cole-32 | Desi-23 | Roark-11 |
57 | Lira2012 | 130 | Chrissy-51 | Cole-32 | Mike-36 | Roark-11 |
57 | Sanger's Song | 130 | Ali-8 | Ashley-35 | Chrissy-51 | Mike-36 |
57 | Team Winners | 130 | Chrissy-51 | Cole-32 | Lauren-36 | Roark-11 |
62 | Kristan Marie | 129 | Ben-64 | Devon-30 | JP-24 | Roark-11 |
62 | StormofCuteness | 129 | Ben-64 | Jessica-24 | Ryan-30 | Roark-11 |
62 | Violina23 | 129 | Chrissy-51 | Cole-32 | Joe-35 | Roark-11 |
65 | Kent McK | 128 | Cole-32 | Devon-30 | Mike-36 | Ryan-30 |
65 | No Hustle, All Luck (prettyboyprobst) | 128 | Chrissy-51 | Devon-30 | Mike-36 | Roark-11 |
65 | Woo'sBlindsideFace | 128 | Chrissy-51 | Lauren-36 | Ryan-30 | Roark-11 |
68 | GeorgeCarlo's Team | 127 | Ali-8 | Chrissy-51 | Cole-32 | Mike-36 |
69 | Something Quirky (HectorTheWellEndowed) | 126 | Ali-8 | Ben-64 | JP-24 | Ryan-30 |
69 | SurviveThis! | 126 | Alan-7 | Ben-64 | Cole-32 | Desi-23 |
69 | Survivor? I barely even know her | 126 | Ali-8 | Ben-64 | Devon-30 | Jessica-24 |
69 | Team zsetton | 126 | Ali-8 | Ashley-35 | Chrissy-51 | Cole-32 |
73 | BatLeon's Bad Picks Inc. | 124 | Chrissy-51 | Cole-32 | Ryan-30 | Roark-11 |
73 | F***ing Stick | 124 | Chrissy-51 | Cole-32 | Devon-30 | Roark-11 |
73 | KW3 | 124 | Alan-7 | Ben-64 | Desi-23 | Devon-30 |
73 | Max_Jets | 124 | Ben-64 | Desi-23 | Joe-35 | Simone-2 |
73 | Rambo Culpepper | 124 | Ashley-35 | Desi-23 | Devon-30 | Mike-36 |
78 | Alycia Swift | 123 | Alan-7 | Chrissy-51 | Joe-35 | Ryan-30 |
78 | Extralargepelican | 123 | Ben-64 | Cole-32 | Jessica-24 | Patrick-3 |
80 | Asatoa | 122 | Chrissy-51 | Devon-30 | Ryan-30 | Roark-11 |
81 | AubrysWinnersEdit | 121 | Chrissy-51 | Desi-23 | Mike-36 | Roark-11 |
81 | Bobfromthebayou (@bobfromthebayou) | 121 | Cole-32 | Devon-30 | Jessica-24 | Joe-35 |
81 | Doomed (bassmanxvi) | 121 | Ali-8 | Chrissy-51 | Cole-32 | Ryan-30 |
81 | EvilRegals | 121 | Ashley-35 | Cole-32 | Jessica-24 | Ryan-30 |
81 | Fire GOOD! No Fire BAD! (@CheekzKER) | 121 | Chrissy-51 | Cole-32 | Joe-35 | Patrick-3 |
86 | Beluga | 120 | Ben-64 | JP-24 | Ryan-30 | Simone-2 |
86 | Floats & Goats (@SquamLaker) | 120 | Ben-64 | Desi-23 | Patrick-3 | Ryan-30 |
86 | P Onocrotalus | 120 | Devon-30 | JP-24 | Lauren-36 | Ryan-30 |
89 | Boonk Gang Whole Lot Of Gang Ish | 119 | Desi-23 | Devon-30 | Mike-36 | Ryan-30 |
89 | Purple Rock Mark | 119 | Ali-8 | Ben-64 | Mike-36 | Roark-11 |
91 | Charlie Groton | 118 | Chrissy-51 | Cole-32 | Jessica-24 | Roark-11 |
91 | Ms. Sweaterfan | 118 | Ali-8 | Chrissy-51 | Jessica-24 | Joe-35 |
93 | Diego's Armanbro | 117 | Alan-7 | Chrissy-51 | Desi-23 | Mike-36 |
93 | House Slytheryan | 117 | Chrissy-51 | Cole-32 | Desi-23 | Roark-11 |
95 | #Gumpy | 116 | Chrissy-51 | JP-24 | Ryan-30 | Roark-11 |
95 | BKEmAndScout | 116 | Cole-32 | Devon-30 | Jessica-24 | Ryan-30 |
97 | A Team Has No Name | 115 | Cole-32 | Jessica-24 | Joe-35 | JP-24 |
97 | Bring back The Mole! | 115 | Alan-7 | Ali-8 | Ben-64 | Mike-36 |
99 | aguacates | 114 | Ali-8 | Chrissy-51 | Cole-32 | Desi-23 |
99 | Team Not Gonna Win So I'm Picking Favorites | 114 | Ashley-35 | Cole-32 | Lauren-36 | Roark-11 |
99 | What?! | 114 | Alan-7 | Joe-35 | Lauren-36 | Mike-36 |
102 | Crom's League of Losers | 113 | Ben-64 | Joe-35 | Patrick-3 | Roark-11 |
102 | Ethan "I fucking swear if I get the first goddamn 4 boots again" Kyle | 113 | Chrissy-51 | Devon-30 | Ryan-30 | Simone-2 |
102 | I don't need to be carried, bro! | 113 | Alan-7 | Chrissy-51 | Cole-32 | Desi-23 |
102 | JessemHerringFullBloodedCherokee | 113 | Ali-8 | Chrissy-51 | Jessica-24 | Ryan-30 |
102 | Rygel's Raiders | 113 | Ali-8 | Ben-64 | Devon-30 | Roark-11 |
107 | DukeSilverTrio | 112 | Chrissy-51 | Desi-23 | Joe-35 | Patrick-3 |
107 | Jersey Luck | 112 | Alan-7 | Chrissy-51 | Jessica-24 | Ryan-30 |
107 | My Grandpa Knew Papa Smurf (Launchpad McQuack) | 112 | Joe-35 | Lauren-36 | Ryan-30 | Roark-11 |
107 | Sad Lil | 112 | Chrissy-51 | Jessica-24 | Katrina-1 | Lauren-36 |
111 | Ali and the seafarers (SirLiveAlot) | 111 | Ali-8 | Ben-64 | Lauren-36 | Patrick-3 |
112 | Ms Woozah Knows Nothing | 110 | Ali-8 | Ashley-35 | Ben-64 | Patrick-3 |
112 | Team Gonna Do It | 110 | Cole-32 | Devon-30 | Jessica-24 | JP-24 |
114 | Adamstears | 109 | Cole-32 | Mike-36 | Ryan-30 | Roark-11 |
114 | Ethan "If I get the first 4 goddamn boots again" Kyle | 109 | Ali-8 | Joe-35 | Lauren-36 | Ryan-30 |
114 | pufflehuff | 109 | Ashley-35 | Lauren-36 | Mike-36 | Simone-2 |
117 | DadBevi | 108 | Ashley-35 | Joe-35 | Mike-36 | Simone-2 |
117 | Reya | 108 | Ben-64 | Devon-30 | Patrick-3 | Roark-11 |
119 | ChillTown | 107 | Ben-64 | Devon-30 | Roark-11 | Simone-2 |
119 | Dig Doug | 107 | Chrissy-51 | JP-24 | Ryan-30 | Simone-2 |
119 | Dubious Rob | 107 | Ali-8 | Ben-64 | JP-24 | Roark-11 |
119 | Omordie | 107 | Chrissy-51 | Desi-23 | Patrick-3 | Ryan-30 |
119 | Wubba Lubba Dub Dub (jniedj) | 107 | Devon-30 | Mike-36 | Ryan-30 | Roark-11 |
124 | Green Monkeys | 106 | Ali-8 | Chrissy-51 | Desi-23 | Jessica-24 |
124 | kemperboyd | 106 | Ashley-35 | Desi-23 | Jessica-24 | JP-24 |
124 | QUINN | 106 | Ashley-35 | Devon-30 | Ryan-30 | Roark-11 |
124 | So Casual (danomite10) | 106 | Ali-8 | Chrissy-51 | Mike-36 | Roark-11 |
124 | Taako From Teevhii | 106 | Ali-8 | Ben-64 | Desi-23 | Roark-11 |
124 | Tiago Team | 106 | Ali-8 | Chrissy-51 | Desi-23 | JP-24 |
130 | 00-KokoCostanza | 105 | Ali-8 | Ashley-35 | Cole-32 | Devon-30 |
130 | Diego's Armandad | 105 | Alan-7 | Chrissy-51 | Desi-23 | JP-24 |
130 | The Schlong | 105 | Ali-8 | Cole-32 | Joe-35 | Ryan-30 |
133 | ComeradeConrad | 104 | Ben-64 | Joe-35 | Patrick-3 | Simone-2 |
133 | DIE@@!@##$%^&*&^%$#@#$% (Judson Helland) | 104 | Alan-7 | Ashley-35 | Cole-32 | Ryan-30 |
133 | Head Architect Sylvia | 104 | Ali-8 | Ben-64 | Devon-30 | Simone-2 |
133 | Twigs and Sticks | 104 | Ali-8 | Ben-64 | Ryan-30 | Simone-2 |
137 | The Four Witches (Barbara Anderson) | 103 | Cole-32 | Devon-30 | Ryan-30 | Roark-11 |
137 | winners | 103 | Ali-8 | Devon-30 | Joe-35 | Ryan-30 |
137 | YoshiKirbyAndToad | 103 | Cole-32 | Jessica-24 | Mike-36 | Roark-11 |
140 | evander | 102 | Ali-8 | Chrissy-51 | Cole-32 | Roark-11 |
141 | There's Something Wrong With That Team (Something Quirky) | 101 | Ben-64 | Desi-23 | Patrick-3 | Roark-11 |
142 | 4 8 15 16 23 42 (@FayeBlueArt) | 100 | Chrissy-51 | Mike-36 | Roark-11 | Simone-2 |
142 | I am 150 to 200% percent happy with my picks right now (Judson Helland) | 100 | Jessica-24 | Joe-35 | Ryan-30 | Roark-11 |
142 | Kate's Four (Kate Weaver/@kateeppweaver) | 100 | Ashley-35 | JP-24 | Ryan-30 | Roark-11 |
142 | randysmohawk | 100 | Desi-23 | Mike-36 | Ryan-30 | Roark-11 |
146 | Adli Hanif | 97 | Cole-32 | Jessica-24 | Ryan-30 | Roark-11 |
146 | Estokai | 97 | Cole-32 | JP-24 | Ryan-30 | Roark-11 |
148 | Come On In Here | 96 | Alan-7 | Desi-23 | Mike-36 | Ryan-30 |
149 | Team Foshizzle | 95 | Chrissy-51 | Patrick-3 | Ryan-30 | Roark-11 |
149 | Valencia | 95 | Alan-7 | Desi-23 | Joe-35 | Ryan-30 |
151 | By Hustlers you Meant Hookers, Right? (NearlyNina) | 94 | Desi-23 | Devon-30 | Ryan-30 | Roark-11 |
151 | LoriBevi | 94 | Jessica-24 | Joe-35 | JP-24 | Roark-11 |
153 | Good lookings | 93 | Ali-8 | Cole-32 | Desi-23 | Devon-30 |
153 | Nates Greats | 93 | Ali-8 | Chrissy-51 | Desi-23 | Roark-11 |
155 | Fran Team | 92 | Desi-23 | Mike-36 | Patrick-3 | Ryan-30 |
156 | Nikkirapper | 91 | Desi-23 | Joe-35 | Patrick-3 | Ryan-30 |
157 | PurpleTally | 90 | Alan-7 | Ali-8 | Chrissy-51 | Jessica-24 |
157 | Twandepaul | 90 | Cole-32 | Desi-23 | Jessica-24 | Roark-11 |
157 | yeezybusta | 90 | Ali-8 | Joe-35 | Mike-36 | Roark-11 |
160 | Fransesqua | 89 | Cole-32 | JP-24 | Patrick-3 | Ryan-30 |
160 | Swiss quality picks | 89 | Alan-7 | Ali-8 | Chrissy-51 | Desi-23 |
162 | Hornacek | 88 | Desi-23 | Devon-30 | JP-24 | Roark-11 |
162 | Hotties vs. bodies vs. naughties (Judson Helland) | 88 | Cole-32 | Desi-23 | Patrick-3 | Ryan-30 |
164 | The Guilty Remnant (macontosh2000) | 87 | Ali-8 | Cole-32 | Mike-36 | Roark-11 |
164 | Crystal Lynne | 87 | Cole-32 | Desi-23 | Ryan-30 | Simone-2 |
164 | Team Pretty People (John C) | 87 | Ali-8 | Cole-32 | Desi-23 | JP-24 |
167 | JoJo Bevi | 86 | Ali-8 | Jessica-24 | JP-24 | Ryan-30 |
167 | Prom King | 86 | Ali-8 | Ben-64 | Patrick-3 | Roark-11 |
169 | Poles vs. Balls vs. Probst (Judson Helland) | 85 | Ali-8 | Desi-23 | Jessica-24 | Ryan-30 |
169 | Sneaky Sneaky | 85 | Ali-8 | Mike-36 | Ryan-30 | Roark-11 |
169 | SuckitupButterCup (TiminSoCal) | 85 | Ali-8 | Devon-30 | Mike-36 | Roark-11 |
172 | Nipi Ipin | 84 | Alan-7 | Chrissy-51 | Jessica-24 | Simone-2 |
172 | Team Corndog | 84 | Alan-7 | Mike-36 | Ryan-30 | Roark-11 |
172 | The Jolly Olly Man | 84 | Ali-8 | Ashley-35 | Ryan-30 | Roark-11 |
175 | HBO CEO of Tits | 82 | Cole-32 | Desi-23 | Jessica-24 | Patrick-3 |
175 | I've Been Bamboozled! (Drums X) | 82 | Cole-32 | Mike-36 | Patrick-3 | Roark-11 |
177 | Mike Hirsch | 81 | Alan-7 | Ali-8 | Mike-36 | Ryan-30 |
177 | SugarStealers | 81 | Ali-8 | Cole-32 | Devon-30 | Roark-11 |
179 | Cucharal (@Gaceru) | 80 | Alan-7 | Ali-8 | Joe-35 | Ryan-30 |
180 | Salz | 79 | Ashley-35 | Devon-30 | Patrick-3 | Roark-11 |
181 | Culpepper was robbed. | 78 | Alan-7 | Jessica-24 | Mike-36 | Roark-11 |
182 | BadPlayer91's Black Widows Brigade Redux | 77 | Ali-8 | Ashley-35 | Desi-23 | Roark-11 |
182 | pisau cukur | 77 | Ali-8 | Ben-64 | Patrick-3 | Simone-2 |
184 | NukedJalapeno | 76 | Ali-8 | Ashley-35 | Cole-32 | Katrina-1 |
184 | Purple Rocks Keep Falling On My Head (Joseph Finn) | 76 | Alan-7 | Desi-23 | Joe-35 | Roark-11 |
186 | jlim201 | 74 | Alan-7 | Cole-32 | Jessica-24 | Roark-11 |
186 | MalBevi | 74 | Ali-8 | Ashley-35 | Devon-30 | Katrina-1 |
186 | TaeBevi | 74 | Alan-7 | Devon-30 | Joe-35 | Simone-2 |
189 | Black Dynamite (Blurry Denzel) | 73 | Alan-7 | Cole-32 | Desi-23 | Roark-11 |
189 | Ine | 73 | Ali-8 | JP-24 | Ryan-30 | Roark-11 |
189 | KCole52 | 73 | Ali-8 | Chrissy-51 | Patrick-3 | Roark-11 |
189 | Team Pooks | 73 | Ali-8 | Devon-30 | JP-24 | Roark-11 |
189 | TeamCrappy | 73 | Ali-8 | Jessica-24 | Ryan-30 | Roark-11 |
194 | Diego's Armomdo | 72 | Alan-7 | Devon-30 | Jessica-24 | Roark-11 |
194 | Zach Attack | 72 | Alan-7 | Jessica-24 | Ryan-30 | Roark-11 |
196 | Roy and Pris Batty | 71 | Ali-8 | Devon-30 | Patrick-3 | Ryan-30 |
197 | Threes (@gescovar) | 70 | Ali-8 | Devon-30 | Ryan-30 | Simone-2 |
198 | Prediction: 34th (i and 1) | 69 | Ali-8 | Desi-23 | Joe-35 | Patrick-3 |
198 | The Ginja Ninja Crew (Dutch) | 69 | Cole-32 | Desi-23 | Patrick-3 | Roark-11 |
200 | Ryell | 67 | Ali-8 | Jessica-24 | JP-24 | Roark-11 |
201 | CazKaye | 66 | Ali-8 | Desi-23 | Jessica-24 | Roark-11 |
202 | Have You Guys Seen My Bag? @TrueAlainer | 64 | Alan-7 | Cole-32 | Desi-23 | Simone-2 |
203 | TeamScarlett | 60 | Desi-23 | Jessica-24 | Roark-11 | Simone-2 |
204 | Hot Stuff | 52 | Ali-8 | Patrick-3 | Ryan-30 | Roark-11 |
204 | Legendary Locks 2 | 52 | Mike-36 | Patrick-3 | Roark-11 | Simone-2 |
206 | Chasers | 50 | Alan-7 | Ryan-30 | Roark-11 | Simone-2 |
207 | Carrots' Garden | 49 | Ali-8 | Mike-36 | Patrick-3 | Simone-2 |
208 | OhWell | 45 | Ali-8 | Desi-23 | Patrick-3 | Roark-11 |
209 | Side Character | 44 | Ali-8 | Desi-23 | Roark-11 | Simone-2 |
210 | Parvatis2Idols | 43 | Ali-8 | Desi-23 | Katrina-1 | Roark-11 |
211 | POC for Me | 40 | Alan-7 | Ali-8 | Desi-23 | Simone-2 |
212 | Peachykeene | 36 | Alan-7 | Jessica-24 | Patrick-3 | Simone-2 |
212 | WelldressedEvil's Folly | 36 | Ali-8 | Desi-23 | Patrick-3 | Simone-2 |
214 | LynziBevi | 35 | Ali-8 | Desi-23 | Katrina-1 | Patrick-3 |
215 | Zuvivor's 4 | 29 | Alan-7 | Ali-8 | Patrick-3 | Roark-11 |
216 | Roswulf | 28 | Alan-7 | Ali-8 | Roark-11 | Simone-2 |
217 | 0 |
Champions and Outcasts Leagues
PurpleTally has now lost her entire team, but she is almost guaranteed a spot in next season’s Champions League; as a reminder, the top four finishers get an invite back to the league. It’s unlikely that there will be enough points left in the game to knock her down into fifth place. DrVanNostrand’s Costanza strategy has been so successful that I can only assume next season everyone will try to replicate it, resulting in some kind of weird anti-draft where everyone attempts to fail their way to success. Mark has to overcome Jersey Luck’s 13-point lead over him in order to return to next season’s league, but at least he’s got an easier path than corndogshuffle, who would have to outscore Jersey Luck by 21 in order to return.
Player points | ||||||
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Team | Pick 1 | Pick 2 | ||||
1 | XL Pelican | 99 | Ben | 64 | Joe | 35 |
2 | jersey_luck | 75 | Chrissy | 51 | JP | 24 |
3 | DrVanNostrand | 65 | Devon | 30 | Ashley | 35 |
4 | Purple Tally | 60 | Jessica | 24 | Lauren | 36 |
5 | Purple Rock Mark | 43 | Alan | 7 | Mike | 36 |
6 | corndogshuffle | 38 | Ryan | 30 | Ali | 8 |
7 | Barbara Anderson | 33 | Cole | 32 | Katrina | 1 |
8 | jaredholland32 | 26 | Patrick | 3 | Desi | 23 |
9 | Mike Hirsch | 13 | Simone | 2 | Roark | 11 |
If the Outcasts League hadn’t been cancelled, I would pour one out for Blurry Denzel, who put up a strong fight before his team met its demise this week. I would have also mentioned that Emma is tied for third place but has both of her players left, and one of them is King of Strategy Devon. I’d even have pointed out that Matt is in second place after two immunity wins in recent weeks from Ashley. But that’s all I would’ve talked about. Unfortunately, as I mentioned, the Outcasts League is cancelled. So I won’t be mentioning any of those things.
Player points | ||||||
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Team | Pick 1 | Pick 2 | ||||
1 | Saturday Night Palsy | 94 | Ryan | 30 | Ben | 64 |
2 | Purple Rock Matt | 67 | Cole | 32 | Ashley | 35 |
3 | Purple Rock Emma | 66 | Devon | 30 | Mike | 36 |
4 | Purple Rock John | 59 | Joe | 35 | JP | 24 |
4 | Blurry Denzel | 59 | Desi | 23 | Lauren | 36 |
6 | Ms. Sweaterfan | 54 | Chrissy | 51 | Patrick | 3 |
7 | EmAndScoutInBK | 26 | Jessica | 24 | Simone | 2 |
8 | Taako from Teevhi | 15 | Alan | 7 | Ali | 8 |
9 | Storm of Cuteness | 12 | Roark | 11 | Katrina | 1 |
Other leagues
We allowed people to do their own draft-based leagues again this season, because drafts are fun. You can find the results of those leagues here (click the tabs at the bottom to switch to see the other leagues): PRP fantasy leagues.
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