Another week, another devastating blow to a big chunk of fantasy teams. Let us revel in the carnage, shall we?

Let’s start by mentioning Kid’s Court, a team that had managed to pick all three of the first three boots. And since Kid’s Court never changed players after the first episode aired, we had a legitimate shot at having our first-ever team be eliminated after the first four votes. Alas, Kid’s Court had James as a fourth player, and he stayed safe this week. Oh well, there’s always next season.

Brendan was the fifth most popular fantasy pick this season, which means that we lost the fifth and sixth most popular players in weeks two and three. That’s going to put a hurting on a lot of teams.

Individual scoring table

Reward challenge: 1 point for the new purple tribe

Immunity challenge: 2 points for the new purple tribe

Bradley, Chelsea, Desiree, Kellyn, and Sebastian get 1 VTEP point for taking out Brendan.

Pick-4 League

Dimijim sits atop the standings again, but shares that pole position with three others, including EmAndScoutInBK and Prom King. Just one point behind them and tied for fifth place are such notable names as prettyboyprobst, Storm of Cuteness, Crappy, and the sister of one of last season’s top Pick-4 players (Icy Truth)- beginner’s luck runs in the family, I guess. Survivor Werewolf, Hornacek, Diego Armando, KentMcK, and corndogshuffle are all just two points out of first place.

Champions, Outcasts, and Final Boss Leagues

In Champions League, Jersey Luck steals the lead from LAVAR MOTHAFUCKING BALL, with PurpleTally and Icy Truth just behind. Survivor Central loses Brendan, the first overall pick in the draft. Tough week for him.

			Player points
	Team		Pick 1		Pick 2
1	Purple Tally	90	Wendell	61	Kellyn	29
2	jersey luck	79	Libby	20	Domenick	59
3	IcyTruth	64	Sebastian	33	Angela	31
4	BBB	58	Chelsea	31	Michael	27
5	DrVanNostrand	46	Jenna	23	Chris	23
6	XL Pelican	43	Morgan	4	Laurel	39
7	Survivor Central	33	Brendan	5	Donathan	28
8	Saturday Night Palsy	17	Jacob	1	Desiree	16
9	Friend Chooser	16	Stephanie J	5	Bradley	11
10	Purple Rock Matt	11	James	10	Stephanie G	1

One thing I forgot to mention about Outcasts League last week: it’s cursed. And the curse is that it is doomed to only allowing the coolest, handsomest, most talented people to make it to the top. Not sure why I forgot to mention that, but it is definitely true and worth noting. Anyway, let’s look at the standings:

			Player points
	Team		Pick 1		Pick 2
1	Purple Rock John	87	Domenick	59	Donathan	28
2	I and 1	84	Jenna	23	Wendell	61
3	Taako from Teevhi	62	Sebastian	33	Kellyn	29
4	EmAndScoutInBK	43	Desiree	16	Michael	27
4	Maritimer	43	Morgan	4	Laurel	39
6	Storm of Cuteness	36	Brendan	5	Chelsea	31
7	Purple Rock Emma	34	Bradley	11	Chris	23
8	Snsetblaze/Alycia Swift	32	Jacob	1	Angela	31
9	Bassman xvi	30	James	10	Libby	20
10	Purple Rock Mark	6	Stephanie G	1	Stephanie J	5

Huh. Look at that. The curse strikes again!

Just two points separate the top five spots, and Storm of Cuteness falls just outside of that top five after losing Brendan.

And finally, let’s check in on the Final Boss League (the winner of which becomes the commissioner of Outcasts League next season):

			Player points
	Team		Pick 1		Pick 2
1	Assistant Dragon Slayer	89	Wendell	61	Donathan	28
2	Mike Hirsch	75	Domenick	59	Desiree	16
3	Max Jets	70	Laurel	39	Angela	31
4	Blurry Denzel	52	Kellyn	29	Chris	23
5	Gouis	44	Sebastian	33	Bradley	11
6	Diego Armando	41	James	10	Chelsea	31
7	Hornacek	31	Michael	27	Morgan	4
8	Kemper Boyd	28	Brendan	5	Jenna	23
9	The sky is falling	21	Jacob	1	Libby	20
10	Sharculese	6	Stephanie J	5	Stephanie G	1

It’s Mike Hirsch’s world and the rest of you are just living in it. There’s also a sexy four-man pile in a tie for second place, with Gouis, Blurry Denzel, Max Jets, .and Diego Armando gunning for that #1 spot. Kemper Boyd was the unfortunate victim of the Brendan boot this week, leaving her in eighth place and with a massive uphill climb to get back in the race.

Other leagues

We allowed people to do their own draft-based leagues again this season, because drafts are fun. You can find the results of those leagues here: PRP fantasy leagues.