Good news, everyone! You’re all stuck with your terrible fantasy teams now. Read on to see how they did.
Before we start, a special shout out to Boot Corp, who submitted a team at 7:59:35 yesterday. Submitting a team less than half a minute before the deadline is some next-level procrastination, and I am very impressed.
This week was not especially nice for the 69 teams that chose Morgan. She was the sixth most popular pick this season, and she provided only four points before her early exit. Tough luck, all of you with Morgan on your team- including me.
Individual scoring table
Reward/immunity challenge: 2 points for the new orange tribe
Michael gets 3 points for the immunity idol.
Donathan, James, Laurel, and Libby get 1 VTEP point for taking out Morgan.
Pick-4 League
Now that the teams are locked in, we can discuss standings. Dimijim sits atop those standings, with a lead of just one point. Just two points off the lead and in a tie for fourth place are longtime commenters EmAndScoutInBK and Prom King. Behind them sits a massive pack of over 30 teams within two points of joining that fourth place tie, including such notable commenters and/or Twitter friends as LAVAR MOTHAFUCKING BALL, Corndog, Itsafuckingstick, Batleon, Come On In Here, prettyboyprobst, Slytheryan, Taako, Crappy, and the trollfully named r/survivor.
Team name (sorted by rank) | Team | |||||
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Player 1 | Player 2 | Player 3 | Player 4 | |||
1 | Black Rock | 192 | Domenick-59 | Laurel-39 | Sebastian-33 | Wendell-61 |
2 | StormofCuteness | 190 | Angela-31 | Domenick-59 | Laurel-39 | Wendell-61 |
3 | Stick to the Plan | 182 | Domenick-59 | Kellyn-29 | Sebastian-33 | Wendell-61 |
4 | EvilRegals | 181 | Domenick-59 | Donathan-28 | Sebastian-33 | Wendell-61 |
5 | Boo, Gengar, Meg, Wellager (Diego Armando) | 177 | Domenick-59 | Donathan-28 | Kellyn-29 | Wendell-61 |
6 | Prom King | 176 | Domenick-59 | Kellyn-29 | Michael-27 | Wendell-61 |
6 | TeamReddit/s | 176 | Domenick-59 | Jenna-23 | Sebastian-33 | Wendell-61 |
8 | KentMcK | 171 | Chris-23 | Domenick-59 | Donathan-28 | Wendell-61 |
9 | Fucking Stick A Fork In It (prettyboyprobst) | 165 | Desiree-16 | Domenick-59 | Kellyn-29 | Wendell-61 |
10 | I wanna eat a ghost. (HectorTheWellEndowed) | 164 | Angela-31 | Laurel-39 | Sebastian-33 | Wendell-61 |
10 | Purple Rock Mark (Not Matt) | 164 | Domenick-59 | Laurel-39 | Stephanie J-5 | Wendell-61 |
12 | Plan Voodoo | 163 | Desiree-16 | Domenick-59 | Michael-27 | Wendell-61 |
12 | Survivor Central | 163 | Domenick-59 | Laurel-39 | Morgan-4 | Wendell-61 |
14 | TeamCrappy | 160 | Bradley-11 | Domenick-59 | Kellyn-29 | Wendell-61 |
15 | Estokai | 159 | Domenick-59 | James-10 | Kellyn-29 | Wendell-61 |
16 | nobag | 158 | Brendan-5 | Domenick-59 | Sebastian-33 | Wendell-61 |
16 | Shambo | 158 | Domenick-59 | Sebastian-33 | Stephanie J-5 | Wendell-61 |
18 | Jobevi | 155 | Angela-31 | Domenick-59 | Morgan-4 | Wendell-61 |
18 | SuperChicken55 | 155 | Domenick-59 | Donathan-28 | Kellyn-29 | Laurel-39 |
20 | andydavis1234 | 154 | Brendan-5 | Domenick-59 | Kellyn-29 | Wendell-61 |
20 | CazKaye | 154 | Brendan-5 | Domenick-59 | Kellyn-29 | Wendell-61 |
20 | EEK"S Survivor Crusaders (Ethan Kyle) | 154 | Chelsea-31 | Kellyn-29 | Sebastian-33 | Wendell-61 |
20 | Rygel's Raiders | 154 | Domenick-59 | Kellyn-29 | Stephanie J-5 | Wendell-61 |
24 | Banana Grub (email) | 153 | Domenick-59 | Donathan-28 | Stephanie J-5 | Wendell-61 |
24 | JerseyLuck ain't fraid of no ghosts (JerseyLuck) | 153 | Brendan-5 | Domenick-59 | Donathan-28 | Wendell-61 |
24 | Row 3, Column N (TheForRealDeal) | 153 | Domenick-59 | Kellyn-29 | Morgan-4 | Wendell-61 |
27 | orangealfy | 152 | Angela-31 | Domenick-59 | Jacob-1 | Wendell-61 |
27 | Simonica Edgarfunkel | 152 | Domenick-59 | Michael-27 | Stephanie J-5 | Wendell-61 |
27 | Team Corndog | 152 | Brendan-5 | Domenick-59 | Michael-27 | Wendell-61 |
30 | JBK | 151 | Domenick-59 | Michael-27 | Morgan-4 | Wendell-61 |
31 | Shooting Stars (@theelkspeaks on twitter) | 149 | Chelsea-31 | Donathan-28 | Kellyn-29 | Wendell-61 |
31 | Snsetblaze (formerly known as Alycia Swift) | 149 | Angela-31 | Donathan-28 | Kellyn-29 | Wendell-61 |
33 | JakeisKing | 148 | Domenick-59 | Jenna-23 | Stephanie J-5 | Wendell-61 |
34 | Dezbot's Bad Choices | 147 | Angela-31 | Desiree-16 | Laurel-39 | Wendell-61 |
34 | Maritimer | 147 | Laurel-39 | Libby-20 | Michael-27 | Wendell-61 |
36 | Dubious Rob | 142 | Angela-31 | Bradley-11 | Laurel-39 | Wendell-61 |
37 | Adli Hanif | 141 | Brendan-5 | Desiree-16 | Domenick-59 | Wendell-61 |
37 | EmAndScoutInBK | 141 | Desiree-16 | Domenick-59 | Laurel-39 | Michael-27 |
37 | Holding Hands in the Dark | 141 | Chelsea-31 | Chris-23 | Domenick-59 | Donathan-28 |
40 | Lira2012 | 140 | Desiree-16 | Domenick-59 | Morgan-4 | Wendell-61 |
41 | Icy Lie (Sister of Icy Truth) | 139 | Angela-31 | Desiree-16 | Domenick-59 | Sebastian-33 |
41 | Malz teamz | 139 | James-10 | Kellyn-29 | Laurel-39 | Wendell-61 |
43 | AubrysWinnersEdit | 138 | Donathan-28 | James-10 | Laurel-39 | Wendell-61 |
44 | An Ol’ Probst (i and 1) | 137 | Laurel-39 | Morgan-4 | Sebastian-33 | Wendell-61 |
45 | And Things Like That | 136 | Domenick-59 | Donathan-28 | James-10 | Laurel-39 |
45 | LoBevi | 136 | Bradley-11 | Brendan-5 | Domenick-59 | Wendell-61 |
45 | PurpleTally is Not A Staffer | 136 | Bradley-11 | Domenick-59 | Stephanie J-5 | Wendell-61 |
48 | JRUSS | 135 | Brendan-5 | Domenick-59 | James-10 | Wendell-61 |
49 | Erin Brockovich | 134 | Kellyn-29 | Laurel-39 | Stephanie J-5 | Wendell-61 |
49 | Team Benjamin Shever at twitter dot com | 134 | Brendan-5 | Kellyn-29 | Laurel-39 | Wendell-61 |
51 | GroundSpider | 133 | James-10 | Jenna-23 | Laurel-39 | Wendell-61 |
51 | macontosh2000 | 133 | Donathan-28 | Laurel-39 | Stephanie J-5 | Wendell-61 |
51 | Mjbevi | 133 | Desiree-16 | Jenna-23 | Sebastian-33 | Wendell-61 |
51 | Seanachaidh | 133 | Kellyn-29 | Laurel-39 | Morgan-4 | Wendell-61 |
55 | Ghost I-I-Island (mcquack) | 132 | Donathan-28 | Laurel-39 | Morgan-4 | Wendell-61 |
55 | Hornacek | 132 | Desiree-16 | Domenick-59 | Donathan-28 | Kellyn-29 |
55 | OUTGHOST | 132 | Brendan-5 | Laurel-39 | Michael-27 | Wendell-61 |
58 | Scupin's Stove (thestoveislit) | 130 | Brendan-5 | Domenick-59 | Stephanie J-5 | Wendell-61 |
59 | Balls and Poles(SurvivorWerewolf) | 129 | Domenick-59 | Jenna-23 | Libby-20 | Michael-27 |
59 | Ghost Busters (NearlyNina) | 129 | Domenick-59 | Morgan-4 | Stephanie J-5 | Wendell-61 |
61 | James Clement's Idol(Disqus : @kerenzadoxolodeo) | 128 | Laurel-39 | Michael-27 | Stephanie G-1 | Wendell-61 |
62 | Sassquatch | 127 | Jenna-23 | Laurel-39 | Morgan-4 | Wendell-61 |
63 | Blue Collar Part 2: Blue Myself (SirLiveAlot) | 126 | Angela-31 | Brendan-5 | Chelsea-31 | Domenick-59 |
63 | Bottom Five Baby! (Alkanarra) | 126 | Desiree-16 | James-10 | Laurel-39 | Wendell-61 |
63 | Dimijim | 126 | Bradley-11 | Domenick-59 | Kellyn-29 | Michael-27 |
63 | Kristanmarie | 126 | Donathan-28 | James-10 | Michael-27 | Wendell-61 |
63 | No Eyes in Blindfold | 126 | Chelsea-31 | Jenna-23 | Laurel-39 | Sebastian-33 |
63 | Spencer's team | 126 | Angela-31 | Kellyn-29 | Stephanie J-5 | Wendell-61 |
63 | Survivor: Spooky Reef | 126 | Michael-27 | Sebastian-33 | Stephanie J-5 | Wendell-61 |
70 | Bonerchamp | 125 | Domenick-59 | Donathan-28 | Sebastian-33 | Stephanie J-5 |
70 | dig doug | 125 | Chris-23 | Domenick-59 | Jenna-23 | Libby-20 |
70 | Leliruff | 125 | Laurel-39 | Libby-20 | Stephanie J-5 | Wendell-61 |
70 | survivor werewolfs team of ghosts | 125 | Domenick-59 | James-10 | Jenna-23 | Sebastian-33 |
70 | XL Pelican | 125 | Angela-31 | James-10 | Jenna-23 | Wendell-61 |
75 | Crom's League of Losers | 124 | Angela-31 | Domenick-59 | Sebastian-33 | Stephanie G-1 |
75 | I can see your periscope | 124 | Domenick-59 | Donathan-28 | Morgan-4 | Sebastian-33 |
75 | Ine | 124 | Bradley-11 | Jenna-23 | Kellyn-29 | Wendell-61 |
78 | Ad Astra (torchoflaw) | 123 | Chris-23 | James-10 | Kellyn-29 | Wendell-61 |
78 | Fransesqua | 123 | Angela-31 | Domenick-59 | Donathan-28 | Stephanie J-5 |
78 | LawyerAtLarge | 123 | James-10 | Jenna-23 | Kellyn-29 | Wendell-61 |
78 | Lets make fire! | 123 | Donathan-28 | Kellyn-29 | Stephanie J-5 | Wendell-61 |
78 | Snsetblaze (formerly Alycia Swift) | 123 | Donathan-28 | Kellyn-29 | Stephanie J-5 | Wendell-61 |
83 | bliig (@suhaib7995) | 122 | Angela-31 | Jenna-23 | Kellyn-29 | Laurel-39 |
83 | Team BigBoi (r/survivor is a cesspool) | 122 | Kellyn-29 | Michael-27 | Stephanie J-5 | Wendell-61 |
83 | The Mentalist | 122 | Chelsea-31 | Jacob-1 | Kellyn-29 | Wendell-61 |
86 | The Fucking Sticks (itsafuckingSTICK) | 121 | Domenick-59 | Donathan-28 | Kellyn-29 | Stephanie J-5 |
86 | forever1267 | 121 | Donathan-28 | Michael-27 | Stephanie J-5 | Wendell-61 |
86 | Quarter- and Midlife Crises (Fijian Banded Iguana) | 121 | Chris-23 | Domenick-59 | James-10 | Kellyn-29 |
89 | Penner vs. Probst (thebigEman) | 120 | Brendan-5 | Domenick-59 | Jenna-23 | Sebastian-33 |
89 | Zzbevi | 120 | Chelsea-31 | Chris-23 | Laurel-39 | Michael-27 |
91 | Not redhead Stock | 119 | Bradley-11 | Desiree-16 | Domenick-59 | Sebastian-33 |
92 | SkyFalcolm | 118 | Bradley-11 | Chris-23 | Jenna-23 | Wendell-61 |
92 | Will rant for money. | 118 | Chris-23 | Kellyn-29 | Stephanie J-5 | Wendell-61 |
94 | Taebevi | 117 | Chris-23 | James-10 | Jenna-23 | Wendell-61 |
95 | aj hiller | 116 | Jenna-23 | Michael-27 | Stephanie J-5 | Wendell-61 |
95 | Chawkse | 116 | Bradley-11 | Brendan-5 | Laurel-39 | Wendell-61 |
95 | Dupa Blada | 116 | Desiree-16 | Donathan-28 | Laurel-39 | Sebastian-33 |
95 | F***ing Stick | 116 | Bradley-11 | Laurel-39 | Stephanie J-5 | Wendell-61 |
95 | Fabiosadvocate | 116 | Chris-23 | Domenick-59 | Kellyn-29 | Stephanie J-5 |
95 | Ultimate Supreme Leader (Super duper fan) | 116 | Domenick-59 | Jenna-23 | Kellyn-29 | Stephanie J-5 |
101 | Boot Corp. (@ultlmates) | 115 | Kellyn-29 | Libby-20 | Stephanie J-5 | Wendell-61 |
101 | Ghost Black Sheep | 115 | Chelsea-31 | Donathan-28 | Kellyn-29 | Michael-27 |
101 | Rippert's Spooky Brazilian Butt Cheeks | 115 | Jenna-23 | Michael-27 | Morgan-4 | Wendell-61 |
104 | Stealth-R-Us | 114 | James-10 | Laurel-39 | Morgan-4 | Wendell-61 |
104 | TeamScarlett | 114 | Desiree-16 | James-10 | Michael-27 | Wendell-61 |
106 | Team Windell | 113 | Libby-20 | Michael-27 | Stephanie J-5 | Wendell-61 |
107 | chivafan30 (abraham lopez) | 111 | Bradley-11 | James-10 | Kellyn-29 | Wendell-61 |
107 | Danilos | 111 | Desiree-16 | Kellyn-29 | Stephanie J-5 | Wendell-61 |
107 | Random Luck | 111 | Angela-31 | Donathan-28 | Jenna-23 | Kellyn-29 |
107 | Team Ze (@zsetton) | 111 | Desiree-16 | Kellyn-29 | Laurel-39 | Michael-27 |
107 | Willy Wonka’s Oompa Lumpa | 111 | Brendan-5 | Desiree-16 | Kellyn-29 | Wendell-61 |
112 | Danos | 110 | Donathan-28 | Libby-20 | Stephanie G-1 | Wendell-61 |
112 | Ethan Kyles Survivor: Fighting Dreamers | 110 | Brendan-5 | Laurel-39 | Stephanie J-5 | Wendell-61 |
112 | Sago Palm | 110 | Desiree-16 | Kellyn-29 | Morgan-4 | Wendell-61 |
115 | Don't Eat The Sock Rice (kpwatershed) | 109 | Angela-31 | James-10 | Kellyn-29 | Laurel-39 |
115 | Probably who goes 3-6 | 109 | Bradley-11 | James-10 | Michael-27 | Wendell-61 |
115 | tooncesthecat88 | 109 | Laurel-39 | Morgan-4 | Stephanie J-5 | Wendell-61 |
118 | Eligible Team Name (FreshFromClintucky) | 108 | Brendan-5 | Domenick-59 | Laurel-39 | Stephanie J-5 |
118 | Scarlet Fever | 108 | Angela-31 | Bradley-11 | Laurel-39 | Michael-27 |
118 | The Goladiators | 108 | Brendan-5 | Domenick-59 | Laurel-39 | Stephanie J-5 |
118 | Tiago Boechat | 108 | Desiree-16 | Domenick-59 | Kellyn-29 | Morgan-4 |
122 | Alisa Shorty | 107 | Angela-31 | Brendan-5 | James-10 | Wendell-61 |
123 | LAVAR MOTHAFUCKIN BALL | 106 | Bradley-11 | Brendan-5 | Chelsea-31 | Domenick-59 |
123 | sugar stealers | 106 | Bradley-11 | Kellyn-29 | Stephanie J-5 | Wendell-61 |
125 | Assistant Dragon Slayer | 105 | James-10 | Kellyn-29 | Stephanie J-5 | Wendell-61 |
125 | KTWins21 | 105 | Angela-31 | Bradley-11 | Domenick-59 | Morgan-4 |
125 | Pandatickles | 105 | Bradley-11 | Kellyn-29 | Morgan-4 | Wendell-61 |
125 | Todd City | 105 | Angela-31 | Chelsea-31 | Chris-23 | Libby-20 |
129 | Jazel18 | 104 | Donathan-28 | James-10 | Laurel-39 | Michael-27 |
129 | So Casual (danomite10) | 104 | Laurel-39 | Michael-27 | Sebastian-33 | Stephanie J-5 |
131 | Burrow | 103 | Chelsea-31 | James-10 | Stephanie G-1 | Wendell-61 |
131 | Puddin' Snack Pack! | 103 | Morgan-4 | Sebastian-33 | Stephanie J-5 | Wendell-61 |
131 | uncledougy | 103 | Brendan-5 | Morgan-4 | Sebastian-33 | Wendell-61 |
134 | Charlie Groton | 102 | Domenick-59 | James-10 | Kellyn-29 | Morgan-4 |
134 | Ozzy fan | 102 | Bradley-11 | Chelsea-31 | Michael-27 | Sebastian-33 |
134 | Sneeeellslaw | 102 | Angela-31 | Brendan-5 | Stephanie J-5 | Wendell-61 |
137 | justice for all | 101 | Angela-31 | Domenick-59 | Jacob-1 | James-10 |
137 | Morgan's Killer Whales | 101 | Domenick-59 | Morgan-4 | Sebastian-33 | Stephanie J-5 |
137 | Peachykeene | 101 | Brendan-5 | Chelsea-31 | Morgan-4 | Wendell-61 |
140 | High Quality Crew (DooMoo) | 100 | Bradley-11 | Kellyn-29 | Michael-27 | Sebastian-33 |
140 | Suck It Up Buttercup (@timlsocal) | 100 | Brendan-5 | Kellyn-29 | Laurel-39 | Michael-27 |
140 | The Boot | 100 | Brendan-5 | Kellyn-29 | Stephanie J-5 | Wendell-61 |
143 | @davidmcd19 | 99 | Bradley-11 | Jenna-23 | Morgan-4 | Wendell-61 |
143 | bearly care about eligibility | 99 | Desiree-16 | Jenna-23 | Michael-27 | Sebastian-33 |
143 | Copper Jalapeno | 99 | Kellyn-29 | Morgan-4 | Stephanie J-5 | Wendell-61 |
143 | team of sneaky ballers | 99 | Bradley-11 | Chelsea-31 | Donathan-28 | Kellyn-29 |
143 | the sky is falling | 99 | Brendan-5 | James-10 | Jenna-23 | Wendell-61 |
143 | violina23 | 99 | James-10 | Jenna-23 | Stephanie J-5 | Wendell-61 |
149 | Batleon Inc. | 98 | Brendan-5 | Domenick-59 | Kellyn-29 | Stephanie J-5 |
149 | Come On In Here | 98 | Chelsea-31 | Kellyn-29 | Sebastian-33 | Stephanie J-5 |
149 | FlyFarAway | 98 | Donathan-28 | Laurel-39 | Michael-27 | Morgan-4 |
149 | HBOCEOofTits | 98 | Donathan-28 | Morgan-4 | Stephanie J-5 | Wendell-61 |
149 | Purplerockmatt | 98 | Brendan-5 | Michael-27 | Stephanie J-5 | Wendell-61 |
149 | Roswulf | 98 | James-10 | Jenna-23 | Morgan-4 | Wendell-61 |
155 | Head Architect Sylvia | 97 | Brendan-5 | Domenick-59 | Kellyn-29 | Morgan-4 |
155 | Kratz | 97 | Brendan-5 | Laurel-39 | Libby-20 | Sebastian-33 |
155 | Mike Hirsch’s Random Team | 97 | Chelsea-31 | Donathan-28 | Sebastian-33 | Stephanie J-5 |
155 | Purple Rock Emma | 97 | Domenick-59 | Kellyn-29 | Morgan-4 | Stephanie J-5 |
155 | Teen Titans (Star Z) | 97 | Bradley-11 | Chelsea-31 | Donathan-28 | Michael-27 |
155 | Yul's Gritty Reboot (Dutch) | 97 | Domenick-59 | James-10 | Jenna-23 | Stephanie J-5 |
161 | Maulik Shah | 96 | Brendan-5 | Kellyn-29 | Stephanie G-1 | Wendell-61 |
161 | Max_Jets | 96 | Chris-23 | Kellyn-29 | Laurel-39 | Stephanie J-5 |
163 | Blinky, Inky, Pinky, and Clyde (Something Quirky) | 95 | Chelsea-31 | Desiree-16 | Donathan-28 | Libby-20 |
163 | The Feather Rufflers | 95 | Jenna-23 | Kellyn-29 | Laurel-39 | Morgan-4 |
165 | 00 Koko Costanza (Dr V) | 94 | Chris-23 | Donathan-28 | Jenna-23 | Libby-20 |
165 | kittycat | 94 | Chelsea-31 | Jacob-1 | Stephanie G-1 | Wendell-61 |
165 | The Jolly Olly Man | 94 | Brendan-5 | Jenna-23 | Stephanie J-5 | Wendell-61 |
168 | Gordomakefire | 93 | Jenna-23 | Morgan-4 | Stephanie J-5 | Wendell-61 |
168 | Judd Muffin | 93 | Jacob-1 | Michael-27 | Morgan-4 | Wendell-61 |
168 | Kate's Four (Twitter: @kateeppweaver) | 93 | Brendan-5 | Jenna-23 | Morgan-4 | Wendell-61 |
171 | Survivor Clubb | 92 | Desiree-16 | James-10 | Stephanie J-5 | Wendell-61 |
172 | super fan girls and boys | 91 | Bradley-11 | Brendan-5 | Desiree-16 | Domenick-59 |
172 | Team nerd super fan | 91 | Bradley-11 | Brendan-5 | Desiree-16 | Domenick-59 |
174 | O'Doyle Rules | 90 | Laurel-39 | Libby-20 | Michael-27 | Morgan-4 |
175 | Girl's Alliance (Violina23's kids) | 89 | Angela-31 | Chelsea-31 | Jenna-23 | Morgan-4 |
175 | Pai Mei's Fish Heads | 89 | Brendan-5 | Desiree-16 | Kellyn-29 | Laurel-39 |
177 | Jeff Probst's Hairpiece | 88 | Brendan-5 | Chelsea-31 | Chris-23 | Kellyn-29 |
177 | Mediocre White Men | 88 | Brendan-5 | Chris-23 | Michael-27 | Sebastian-33 |
177 | Ms Woozah | 88 | Angela-31 | Chris-23 | Kellyn-29 | Stephanie J-5 |
177 | Taako From Teevhii | 88 | Chris-23 | Michael-27 | Sebastian-33 | Stephanie J-5 |
177 | yeltra's yeomen | 88 | Bradley-11 | Laurel-39 | Sebastian-33 | Stephanie J-5 |
182 | I Played Survivor Once | 87 | Chris-23 | Michael-27 | Morgan-4 | Sebastian-33 |
182 | WelldressedEvil's Folly | 87 | Desiree-16 | Laurel-39 | Michael-27 | Stephanie J-5 |
184 | Friendchooser | 85 | Bradley-11 | Brendan-5 | Domenick-59 | James-10 |
184 | Just a Team - randomfan | 85 | Angela-31 | Desiree-16 | Donathan-28 | James-10 |
184 | Saturday Night of the Living Palsy | 85 | Brendan-5 | Desiree-16 | Domenick-59 | Stephanie J-5 |
187 | Diego's Armomdad | 84 | Chelsea-31 | Desiree-16 | James-10 | Michael-27 |
187 | GreekSurvivorBlows | 84 | Bradley-11 | Domenick-59 | James-10 | Morgan-4 |
189 | I waited until after the first episode | 82 | Brendan-5 | Donathan-28 | James-10 | Laurel-39 |
190 | I'm a wizard! | 81 | Brendan-5 | Desiree-16 | Michael-27 | Sebastian-33 |
190 | YoshiKirbyAndToad | 81 | Bradley-11 | James-10 | Michael-27 | Sebastian-33 |
192 | BCDF | 80 | James-10 | Laurel-39 | Michael-27 | Morgan-4 |
192 | CasualFan's Randon Pick 4 | 80 | Brendan-5 | Desiree-16 | Laurel-39 | Libby-20 |
192 | Fire GOOD! No Fire BAD! (@CheekzKER) | 80 | Angela-31 | Desiree-16 | James-10 | Jenna-23 |
192 | MaximusMeridius (@darthmitchell) | 80 | James-10 | Morgan-4 | Stephanie J-5 | Wendell-61 |
192 | Pooka Party | 80 | Bradley-11 | Jacob-1 | Kellyn-29 | Laurel-39 |
197 | cloudladder | 79 | Bradley-11 | Domenick-59 | Morgan-4 | Stephanie J-5 |
197 | Icy Truth | 79 | Chelsea-31 | James-10 | Sebastian-33 | Stephanie J-5 |
199 | @doctor_wu33 | 78 | Domenick-59 | James-10 | Morgan-4 | Stephanie J-5 |
200 | ChickezTPI | 77 | Brendan-5 | James-10 | Stephanie G-1 | Wendell-61 |
200 | JessemHerring | 77 | Brendan-5 | Donathan-28 | Laurel-39 | Stephanie J-5 |
200 | kemperboyd is bad at fantasy | 77 | Kellyn-29 | Laurel-39 | Morgan-4 | Stephanie J-5 |
200 | Kiwi Survivor | 77 | Brendan-5 | James-10 | Kellyn-29 | Sebastian-33 |
200 | LeLi | 77 | James-10 | Stephanie G-1 | Stephanie J-5 | Wendell-61 |
205 | Bundi's All-American Rejects | 76 | Chris-23 | Donathan-28 | Libby-20 | Stephanie J-5 |
205 | Quaternion - Complex and Interesting (bassmanxvi) | 76 | Angela-31 | Chelsea-31 | James-10 | Morgan-4 |
207 | BadPlayer’s BWB-Redux | 75 | Laurel-39 | Michael-27 | Morgan-4 | Stephanie J-5 |
207 | davidthemailman | 75 | Brendan-5 | Chelsea-31 | James-10 | Kellyn-29 |
207 | Jacob SW | 75 | Brendan-5 | Morgan-4 | Stephanie J-5 | Wendell-61 |
207 | The Ultimate Survivor Fan | 75 | Bradley-11 | Chelsea-31 | James-10 | Jenna-23 |
211 | Winner's Edit | 74 | Brendan-5 | James-10 | Laurel-39 | Libby-20 |
212 | Boo-bies | 73 | James-10 | Jenna-23 | Laurel-39 | Stephanie G-1 |
212 | ChillTown | 73 | Brendan-5 | Domenick-59 | Morgan-4 | Stephanie J-5 |
212 | xhelmsx | 73 | Brendan-5 | Donathan-28 | Jacob-1 | Laurel-39 |
215 | Bring back Rupert!!! | 72 | Angela-31 | Bradley-11 | Jacob-1 | Kellyn-29 |
215 | IJY | 72 | Bradley-11 | Kellyn-29 | Michael-27 | Stephanie J-5 |
215 | indescribable hat | 72 | Brendan-5 | Kellyn-29 | Sebastian-33 | Stephanie J-5 |
215 | Keith Spitting (@FayeBlueArt) | 72 | Desiree-16 | Donathan-28 | Jenna-23 | Stephanie J-5 |
215 | Laurel by 90 | 72 | Brendan-5 | Jenna-23 | Laurel-39 | Stephanie J-5 |
215 | Your wife | 72 | Bradley-11 | Brendan-5 | Jenna-23 | Sebastian-33 |
221 | As long as Saturday night palsy doesn't win im happy | 71 | Chris-23 | Jacob-1 | Libby-20 | Michael-27 |
221 | DadBevi | 71 | Jacob-1 | Jenna-23 | Libby-20 | Michael-27 |
221 | First timer | 71 | Bradley-11 | James-10 | Jenna-23 | Michael-27 |
221 | Have You Guys Seen My Bag? (@TrueAlainer) | 71 | Kellyn-29 | Morgan-4 | Sebastian-33 | Stephanie J-5 |
221 | Ms. Sweaterfan's Msfits | 71 | Brendan-5 | Kellyn-29 | Morgan-4 | Sebastian-33 |
226 | Purple Rock John | 70 | Donathan-28 | Morgan-4 | Sebastian-33 | Stephanie J-5 |
227 | Feather Rustles 2 | 69 | Chelsea-31 | Kellyn-29 | Morgan-4 | Stephanie J-5 |
227 | Jeff Probst 2020 | 69 | Brendan-5 | Domenick-59 | Morgan-4 | Stephanie G-1 |
227 | SV Forest | 69 | Angela-31 | Chris-23 | James-10 | Stephanie J-5 |
230 | Blurry Denzel | 67 | Brendan-5 | James-10 | Jenna-23 | Kellyn-29 |
230 | fancylittledaisies | 67 | Bradley-11 | Donathan-28 | Jenna-23 | Stephanie J-5 |
230 | GCR Team | 67 | Chris-23 | Jacob-1 | James-10 | Sebastian-33 |
230 | Houston Hot Pockets | 67 | Angela-31 | Brendan-5 | Michael-27 | Morgan-4 |
234 | DjangoDarkblade | 66 | Angela-31 | Bradley-11 | Chris-23 | Stephanie G-1 |
235 | House Slytheryan | 65 | Bradley-11 | Jenna-23 | Michael-27 | Morgan-4 |
235 | Short End of The Immunity Stick (VaderDawsn) | 65 | Bradley-11 | Brendan-5 | James-10 | Laurel-39 |
235 | Sneaky Sneaky | 65 | Bradley-11 | James-10 | Laurel-39 | Stephanie J-5 |
235 | The Meesta Meesta Lady (jniedj) | 65 | Chris-23 | Morgan-4 | Sebastian-33 | Stephanie J-5 |
235 | Toneloke | 65 | Kellyn-29 | Michael-27 | Morgan-4 | Stephanie J-5 |
235 | We Came, We Saw, We Kumquat (Drums X) | 65 | Angela-31 | Jacob-1 | Kellyn-29 | Morgan-4 |
241 | Closeup for Deville (DawnOfTheMaine) | 64 | Desiree-16 | Laurel-39 | Morgan-4 | Stephanie J-5 |
241 | Coconut Dream (clewis821) | 64 | Jacob-1 | James-10 | Libby-20 | Sebastian-33 |
241 | LC's team | 64 | Bradley-11 | James-10 | Laurel-39 | Morgan-4 |
244 | Black Sheep | 62 | Brendan-5 | Chris-23 | Kellyn-29 | Stephanie J-5 |
245 | Dagger's Possy | 60 | Brendan-5 | Jenna-23 | Michael-27 | Stephanie J-5 |
245 | Team stays Team (Julie Brock) | 60 | Brendan-5 | Desiree-16 | James-10 | Kellyn-29 |
245 | TheGodfeather | 60 | Angela-31 | Brendan-5 | Chris-23 | Stephanie G-1 |
248 | Crash | 59 | Brendan-5 | Jenna-23 | Michael-27 | Morgan-4 |
249 | Carrots' Duds (Probably) | 57 | Angela-31 | Bradley-11 | James-10 | Stephanie J-5 |
249 | Diego's Armomdo | 57 | Bradley-11 | Desiree-16 | James-10 | Libby-20 |
251 | Dagger'sPossy | 56 | Brendan-5 | Jacob-1 | Jenna-23 | Michael-27 |
252 | Survivor Ghost Coast to Coast | 54 | Bradley-11 | Brendan-5 | Sebastian-33 | Stephanie J-5 |
253 | Larks | 53 | Brendan-5 | Desiree-16 | Donathan-28 | Morgan-4 |
253 | Not redhead Stein | 53 | Brendan-5 | Laurel-39 | Morgan-4 | Stephanie J-5 |
253 | NukedJalapeno | 53 | Angela-31 | Desiree-16 | Stephanie G-1 | Stephanie J-5 |
253 | Storm's Husband | 53 | Bradley-11 | Morgan-4 | Sebastian-33 | Stephanie J-5 |
257 | MrMattBoehlke | 52 | Brendan-5 | Jenna-23 | Libby-20 | Morgan-4 |
258 | Ulong Tribe | 51 | Bradley-11 | Brendan-5 | Chelsea-31 | Morgan-4 |
259 | McCrackalackin' | 49 | Bradley-11 | James-10 | Jenna-23 | Stephanie J-5 |
259 | Side Character's Team that Dies in the first 4 episodes | 49 | Brendan-5 | James-10 | Kellyn-29 | Stephanie J-5 |
261 | Fun & Friendship | 48 | Jacob-1 | James-10 | Morgan-4 | Sebastian-33 |
261 | Team Winners | 48 | Brendan-5 | Donathan-28 | James-10 | Stephanie J-5 |
263 | TKOOZY | 47 | Brendan-5 | Morgan-4 | Sebastian-33 | Stephanie J-5 |
264 | First time for everything | 44 | Bradley-11 | Brendan-5 | Jenna-23 | Stephanie J-5 |
265 | @Hurleytennis | 41 | Brendan-5 | Michael-27 | Morgan-4 | Stephanie J-5 |
266 | Island Ghostbusters | 36 | Brendan-5 | Jacob-1 | Kellyn-29 | Stephanie G-1 |
267 | The Kid’s Court | 16 | Jacob-1 | James-10 | Morgan-4 | Stephanie G-1 |
268 | 0 | |||||
268 | 0 |
Champions, Outcasts, and Final Boss Leagues
Now that I’ve got some time to devote to this, I’ll give an explanation for those who don’t already know. Champions League is a draft-based league that’s reserved for the most successful of our fantasy players. You have to win your way in, and it’s extremely difficult to stay in once you’ve made it in- unless you’re me, since I have the all-time record for Champions League seasons played and points scored. But if you’re playing in our Pick-4 league and land one of those coveted top four spots, you can get an invite to next season’s Champions League.
Player points | ||||||
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Team | Pick 1 | Pick 2 | ||||
1 | Purple Tally | 90 | Wendell | 61 | Kellyn | 29 |
2 | jersey luck | 79 | Libby | 20 | Domenick | 59 |
3 | IcyTruth | 64 | Sebastian | 33 | Angela | 31 |
4 | BBB | 58 | Chelsea | 31 | Michael | 27 |
5 | DrVanNostrand | 46 | Jenna | 23 | Chris | 23 |
6 | XL Pelican | 43 | Morgan | 4 | Laurel | 39 |
7 | Survivor Central | 33 | Brendan | 5 | Donathan | 28 |
8 | Saturday Night Palsy | 17 | Jacob | 1 | Desiree | 16 |
9 | Friend Chooser | 16 | Stephanie J | 5 | Bradley | 11 |
10 | Purple Rock Matt | 11 | James | 10 | Stephanie G | 1 |
Because all he does is win, LAVAR MOTHAFUCKING BALL is in the lead in Champions League, riding Chelsea (phrasing!) and LaMichael to the top of the standings. XLPelican loses a player this week, joining Saturday Night Palsy and Matt among the walking wounded. Jersey Luck sits in second place, followed by my real life human friend Friend Chooser.
Of course, Champions League isn’t the only draft-based league we have. We also have the Outcasts League, with an arcane and mysterious process for determining participation (though that will soon change- more on that in a minute). This season, participants in Outcasts League were chosen because they are haunted by the ghosts of fantasy Survivor past. Thus, the person that got last place in our first-ever fantasy league- i and 1- has returned for this season’s Outcasts League. He’s joined by bassmanxvi, who managed a legendary zero-point performance in his only Champions League appearance, a stat I never get tired of mentioning because it’s so insanely unlikely.
Player points | ||||||
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Team | Pick 1 | Pick 2 | ||||
1 | Purple Rock John | 87 | Domenick | 59 | Donathan | 28 |
2 | I and 1 | 84 | Jenna | 23 | Wendell | 61 |
3 | Taako from Teevhi | 62 | Sebastian | 33 | Kellyn | 29 |
4 | EmAndScoutInBK | 43 | Desiree | 16 | Michael | 27 |
4 | Maritimer | 43 | Morgan | 4 | Laurel | 39 |
6 | Storm of Cuteness | 36 | Brendan | 5 | Chelsea | 31 |
7 | Purple Rock Emma | 34 | Bradley | 11 | Chris | 23 |
8 | Snsetblaze/Alycia Swift | 32 | Jacob | 1 | Angela | 31 |
9 | Bassman xvi | 30 | James | 10 | Libby | 20 |
10 | Purple Rock Mark | 6 | Stephanie G | 1 | Stephanie J | 5 |
EmAndScoutInBK and Taako are in the top two spots here, replicating their success in the Pick-4 league, with Storm of Cuteness in third place. Maritimer loses a player this week, joining Mark and Snsetblaze, who each lost a player last week.
This season, we also created one additional league. Invitations went out to the people with the highest total number of comments on our site that weren’t already in draft-based leagues (Note: Barbara Anderson is sitting out of fantasy leagues this season, so she didn’t get an invite). This league came to be after a proposal from Blurry Denzel, who suggested a Final Boss League. Matt and I then workshopped a few ideas before finally deciding on this: The winner of the Final Boss League will take over as Outcasts League commissioner next season. That person will be able to determine the invite list for the league, and may even get to rename it. Want an Outcasts League invite next season? Here’s a tip: start pandering to the top of the leaderboard around merge time.
Player points | ||||||
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Team | Pick 1 | Pick 2 | ||||
1 | Assistant Dragon Slayer | 89 | Wendell | 61 | Donathan | 28 |
2 | Mike Hirsch | 75 | Domenick | 59 | Desiree | 16 |
3 | Max Jets | 70 | Laurel | 39 | Angela | 31 |
4 | Blurry Denzel | 52 | Kellyn | 29 | Chris | 23 |
5 | Gouis | 44 | Sebastian | 33 | Bradley | 11 |
6 | Diego Armando | 41 | James | 10 | Chelsea | 31 |
7 | Hornacek | 31 | Michael | 27 | Morgan | 4 |
8 | Kemper Boyd | 28 | Brendan | 5 | Jenna | 23 |
9 | The sky is falling | 21 | Jacob | 1 | Libby | 20 |
10 | Sharculese | 6 | Stephanie J | 5 | Stephanie G | 1 |
Mike Hirsch holds the lead for now, followed closely by Gouis. Hornacek sits in third, but lost a player this week. Sharculese lost one of his Stephanies last week, and he sits at the bottom of the standings along with The Sky is Falling, who lost Jacob last week.
Other leagues
We allowed people to do their own draft-based leagues again this season, because drafts are fun. You can find the results of those leagues here: PRP fantasy leagues.
John is the co-host of the Purple Rock Survivor Podcast. He can get loud too, what the fuck!
Favorite seasons: Heroes vs. Villains, Cagayan, Pearl Islands, Tocantins, Cambodia