Something something joke about JT. Let’s see your fantasy scores!

The two potential targets this week were on 34% (Michaela) and 24% (JT) of fantasy teams, so that gave tribal council a little bit more intensity for fantasy purposes.

Individual scoring table

1 point to each member of the two tribes that won reward (Nuku and Tavua).

Three-tribe immunity this week, so 3 points to the tribe that inexplicably won- Brad, Hali, Tai, Sierra, and Balance Beam Superstar Simone BilesDebbie. 2 points to the runners-up- Cirie, Andrea, Ozzy, Zeke, Sarah, Troy, and Troy’s Massive Dong.

JT gets 3 points for finding an idol. That’s two more points than Michaela, Sandra, and Varner get for voting him out when he didn’t play it.

Player	Ep 1	Ep 2	Ep 3	Ep 4	Ep 5	Ep 6	Ep 7	Ep 8	Ep 9	Ep 10	Ep 11	Ep 12	Ep 13	Ep 14	Total
Brad	2	2	1	2	3	2	2	5	2	1	1	5	8	24	60
Sarah	2	2	2	2	3	1	2	5	2	2	3	2	6	22	56
Tai	2	2	1	9	3	7	2	5	7	0	0	2	2	10	52
Troy	1	1	5	2	3	2	2	5	3	4	0	0	4	8	40
Andrea	2	2	2	2	3	1	2	9	1	3	7	3	0	0	37
Aubry	1	1	3	1	1	2	2	5	0	3	3	3	4	0	29
Cirie	2	2	2	2	3	2	2	5	0	2	2	2	2	0	28
Debbie	2	2	1	2	3	0	2	5	5	1	0	0	0	0	23
Michaela	1	1	3	1	2	2	2	3	0	2	2	2	2	0	23
Zeke	2	2	2	2	3	1	2	5	1	2	1	0	0	0	23
Sierra	2	2	1	2	3	2	2	5	2	1	0	0	0	0	22
Ozzy	2	2	2	2	3	1	2	5	1	0	0	0	0	0	20
Hali	1	1	1	2	3	2	2	3	0	0	0	0	0	0	15
JT	2	2	3	1	4	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	12
Varner	1	1	3	1	2	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	9
Sandra	1	1	3	1	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	8
Malcolm	1	1	3	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	6
Caleb	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	2
Tony	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1
Ciera	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0

Pick-4 League

It’s torchoflaw’s world and you’re all just living in it. Jersey_luck jumps up into second place, and who is that tied for seventh place? Why, it’s none other than Random Luck, the computer-generated team! We might be underestimating how easily Skynet will destroy us all.

Rank	Team Name	Player 1	Player 2	Player 3	Player 4	Total
1	torchoflaw	Brad- 10	Cirie- 11	Tai- 17	Zeke- 11	49
2	jersey_luck	Brad- 10	Sarah- 11	Sierra- 10	Tai- 17	48
3	tocantins	Andrea- 11	JT- 12	Ozzy- 11	Troy- 12	46
4	BananaGrub	Malcolm- 6	Sierra- 10	Tai- 17	Troy- 12	45
4	dig doug	Malcolm- 6	Sarah- 11	Tai- 17	Zeke- 11	45
4	Diego's Armanbro	Andrea- 11	JT- 12	Sarah- 11	Zeke- 11	45
7	Random Luck	Cirie- 11	Hali- 8	Michaela- 8	Tai- 17	44
7	Loki Luna	Hali- 8	Michaela- 8	Ozzy- 11	Tai- 17	44
7	PurpleTally	Brad- 10	Cirie- 11	Sarah- 11	Troy- 12	44
10	Brandy	Malcolm- 6	Michaela- 8	Tai- 17	Troy- 12	43
10	Barbara Anderson	Andrea- 11	Brad- 10	Sierra- 10	Troy- 12	43
10	DrVanNostrand	Brad- 10	Ozzy- 11	Sierra- 10	Troy- 12	43
10	corndogshuffle	Brad- 10	Sarah- 11	Sierra- 10	Troy- 12	43
10	Diego's Armandad	Debbie- 10	JT- 12	Ozzy- 11	Sierra- 10	43
10	AmyinSoCal	Debbie- 10	JT- 12	Sierra- 10	Zeke- 11	43
16	HectorTheWellEndowed	Malcolm- 6	Michaela- 8	Tai- 17	Zeke- 11	42
16	MY WIFE	Hali- 8	Malcolm- 6	Tai- 17	Zeke- 11	42
16	TorcoLu	Cirie- 11	JT- 12	Ozzy- 11	Varner- 8	42
16	EmAndScoutInBK	Andrea- 11	Brad- 10	Sarah- 11	Sierra- 10	42
20	Joseph Finn	Aubry- 7	Malcolm- 6	Tai- 17	Zeke- 11	41
20	Kate	Aubry- 7	Cirie- 11	JT- 12	Sarah- 11	41
20	Suhaib	Andrea- 11	Michaela- 8	Sarah- 11	Zeke- 11	41
20	Joshua Chang	Andrea- 11	Cirie- 11	Michaela- 8	Zeke- 11	41
20	CasualFan	Cirie- 11	Michaela- 8	Ozzy- 11	Zeke- 11	41
20	Diego's Armomdo	Debbie- 10	JT- 12	Sarah- 11	Varner- 8	41
20	Survivor Central	Hali- 8	Sarah- 11	Sierra- 10	Troy- 12	41
20	True Alainer	Andrea- 11	Cirie- 11	Hali- 8	Sarah- 11	41
20	Los Undesirables	Brad- 10	Hali- 8	Ozzy- 11	Troy- 12	41
20	cazkaye	Brad- 10	Hali- 8	Sarah- 11	Troy- 12	41
20	Purple Rock Emma	Hali- 8	JT- 12	Ozzy- 11	Sierra- 10	41
31	steve2013	Cirie- 11	Malcolm- 6	Sarah- 11	Troy- 12	40
31	Derek Young	Andrea- 11	Malcolm- 6	Sarah- 11	Troy- 12	40
31	Audrey Ratajack	Cirie- 11	JT- 12	Malcolm- 6	Sarah- 11	40
31	Blake Ball	Andrea- 11	JT- 12	Malcolm- 6	Ozzy- 11	40
31	Conor Patrick	Andrea- 11	JT- 12	Malcolm- 6	Zeke- 11	40
31	sabina1509	Andrea- 11	Aubry- 7	Cirie- 11	Sarah- 11	40
31	jaredholland32	Aubry- 7	Brad- 10	Sarah- 11	Troy- 12	40
31	Paul Carby	Aubry- 7	Sarah- 11	Sierra- 10	Troy- 12	40
31	Friend Chooser	Aubry- 7	Ozzy- 11	Sarah- 11	Zeke- 11	40
31	Mike Sweeney	Aubry- 7	Debbie- 10	JT- 12	Sarah- 11	40
31	kirbstomp	Aubry- 7	JT- 12	Sierra- 10	Zeke- 11	40
31	Kemper Boyd	Cirie- 11	Sandra- 8	Sarah- 11	Sierra- 10	40
31	Sad Lil	Cirie- 11	Debbie- 10	Sandra- 8	Sarah- 11	40
31	Mike Hirsch	Andrea- 11	Michaela- 8	Sarah- 11	Sierra- 10	40
31	nipi ipin	Brad- 10	Michaela- 8	Sierra- 10	Troy- 12	40
31	JJ	Brad- 10	Debbie- 10	JT- 12	Sandra- 8	40
31	No Eyes in Blindfold	Brad- 10	Hali- 8	Sierra- 10	Troy- 12	40
48	Ryan Deschamp	Malcolm- 6	Sarah- 11	Sierra- 10	Troy- 12	39
48	Purple Rock Matt	Andrea- 11	Brad- 10	JT- 12	Malcolm- 6	39
48	gouis	Cirie- 11	JT- 12	Malcolm- 6	Sierra- 10	39
48	Nick Bommarito	Andrea- 11	JT- 12	Malcolm- 6	Sierra- 10	39
48	Other Scott	JT- 12	Malcolm- 6	Sarah- 11	Sierra- 10	39
48	indescribable hat	Brad- 10	Cirie- 11	JT- 12	Malcolm- 6	39
48	vaderdawsn	Caleb- 2	Hali- 8	JT- 12	Tai- 17	39
48	How's Grandma?	Andrea- 11	Brad- 10	Michaela- 8	Sierra- 10	39
48	David Corbett	Brad- 10	Ozzy- 11	Sierra- 10	Varner- 8	39
48	Kent McK	Brad- 10	Debbie- 10	Hali- 8	Sarah- 11	39
48	Brian Gold	Brad- 10	Hali- 8	Sarah- 11	Sierra- 10	39
48	rygel	Andrea- 11	Brad- 10	Hali- 8	Sierra- 10	39
60	AubrysWinnersEdit	Aubry- 7	Malcolm- 6	Michaela- 8	Tai- 17	38
60	SirLiveAlot	Caleb- 2	Sandra- 8	Tai- 17	Zeke- 11	38
60	Ms. Sweaterfan	Andrea- 11	Malcolm- 6	Ozzy- 11	Sierra- 10	38
60	Kevin Rogers	Brad- 10	Malcolm- 6	Ozzy- 11	Zeke- 11	38
60	Dubious Rob	Andrea- 11	Malcolm- 6	Sarah- 11	Sierra- 10	38
60	Purple Rock John	Andrea- 11	Brad- 10	Malcolm- 6	Ozzy- 11	38
60	Casey Crafton	Malcolm- 6	Ozzy- 11	Sarah- 11	Sierra- 10	38
60	Kevin N	Aubry- 7	JT- 12	Sarah- 11	Varner- 8	38
60	TJ Sass	Aubry- 7	Cirie- 11	JT- 12	Michaela- 8	38
60	Wampus	Cirie- 11	Michaela- 8	Sandra- 8	Zeke- 11	38
60	Side Character	Andrea- 11	Cirie- 11	Michaela- 8	Sandra- 8	38
60	itsafuckingSTICK	Andrea- 11	Michaela- 8	Varner- 8	Zeke- 11	38
60	Jim	Aubry- 7	Hali- 8	JT- 12	Sarah- 11	38
60	Tai-chi in Private	Brad- 10	Hali- 8	Michaela- 8	Troy- 12	38
60	Head Architect Sylvia	Brad- 10	Debbie- 10	Michaela- 8	Sierra- 10	38
60	Molo	Andrea- 11	Cirie- 11	Hali- 8	Michaela- 8	38
76	Maritimer	Andrea- 11	JT- 12	Malcolm- 6	Michaela- 8	37
76	John Kenney	Aubry- 7	Cirie- 11	Michaela- 8	Sarah- 11	37
76	Andrea Marin	Aubry- 7	Cirie- 11	Varner- 8	Zeke- 11	37
76	Crom Deluise	Aubry- 7	Brad- 10	Michaela- 8	Troy- 12	37
76	MsFjordstone	Aubry- 7	Cirie- 11	Michaela- 8	Zeke- 11	37
76	ryell-00	Andrea- 11	Aubry- 7	Michaela- 8	Ozzy- 11	37
76	Toneloke	Andrea- 11	Aubry- 7	Cirie- 11	Michaela- 8	37
76	KG	Andrea- 11	Brad- 10	Malcolm- 6	Sierra- 10	37
76	MainstoneMoney	Hali- 8	Ozzy- 11	Tai- 17	Tony- 1	37
76	Prom King	Aubry- 7	JT- 12	Michaela- 8	Sierra- 10	37
76	Rippert	Hali- 8	JT- 12	Malcolm- 6	Zeke- 11	37
76	ShitShow	Andrea- 11	Hali- 8	JT- 12	Malcolm- 6	37
76	Parvatis2Idols	Debbie- 10	Michaela- 8	Sandra- 8	Zeke- 11	37
76	Reya	Hali- 8	JT- 12	Malcolm- 6	Sarah- 11	37
76	Super duper fan	Andrea- 11	Aubry- 7	Cirie- 11	Hali- 8	37
76	Hornacek	Cirie- 11	Hali- 8	Michaela- 8	Sierra- 10	37
76	kristanmarie	Hali- 8	Michaela- 8	Sarah- 11	Sierra- 10	37
76	Fran	Hali- 8	Sarah- 11	Sierra- 10	Varner- 8	37
76	orangealfy	Hali- 8	Michaela- 8	Sierra- 10	Zeke- 11	37
95	bassmanxvi	Caleb- 2	Malcolm- 6	Tai- 17	Zeke- 11	36
95	this bear is tops blooby	Caleb- 2	Malcolm- 6	Ozzy- 11	Tai- 17	36
95	NearlyNina	Andrea- 11	Aubry- 7	JT- 12	Malcolm- 6	36
95	Adam B	Aubry- 7	JT- 12	Malcolm- 6	Ozzy- 11	36
95	Kate Weaver	Aubry- 7	JT- 12	Malcolm- 6	Zeke- 11	36
95	Purple Rock Mark	Andrea- 11	Malcolm- 6	Michaela- 8	Sarah- 11	36
95	Ine	Andrea- 11	Cirie- 11	Malcolm- 6	Michaela- 8	36
95	Scarlett3639	Andrea- 11	Cirie- 11	Malcolm- 6	Sandra- 8	36
95	aj hiller	Andrea- 11	Malcolm- 6	Michaela- 8	Ozzy- 11	36
95	pufflehuff	Cirie- 11	Malcolm- 6	Michaela- 8	Sarah- 11	36
95	AlishaShorty	Malcolm- 6	Ozzy- 11	Sandra- 8	Zeke- 11	36
95	Carrots	Cirie- 11	Malcolm- 6	Sandra- 8	Zeke- 11	36
95	HBO CEO of Tits	JT- 12	Malcolm- 6	Michaela- 8	Sierra- 10	36
95	TheForRealDeal	Andrea- 11	Aubry- 7	Brad- 10	Michaela- 8	36
95	Matt W	Aubry- 7	Brad- 10	Michaela- 8	Sarah- 11	36
95	Crappy	Aubry- 7	Cirie- 11	Michaela- 8	Sierra- 10	36
95	Violina23	Andrea- 11	Hali- 8	Malcolm- 6	Ozzy- 11	36
95	HankScorpio	Andrea- 11	Hali- 8	Malcolm- 6	Zeke- 11	36
95	Tiago	Andrea- 11	Cirie- 11	Hali- 8	Malcolm- 6	36
95	Ethan Kyle	Brad- 10	Sandra- 8	Sierra- 10	Varner- 8	36
95	slothlorde	Debbie- 10	Michaela- 8	Sandra- 8	Sierra- 10	36
116	Black Dynamite	Andrea- 11	Aubry- 7	Malcolm- 6	Zeke- 11	35
116	Sago Palm	Aubry- 7	Cirie- 11	Malcolm- 6	Zeke- 11	35
116	Jeff Probst's Hairpiece	Andrea- 11	Aubry- 7	Malcolm- 6	Ozzy- 11	35
116	Kyle Kramer	Aubry- 7	JT- 12	Malcolm- 6	Sierra- 10	35
116	Zach Attack	Brad- 10	Malcolm- 6	Michaela- 8	Sarah- 11	35
116	Come On In Here	Malcolm- 6	Ozzy- 11	Sandra- 8	Sierra- 10	35
116	Zachary Chong	Debbie- 10	Malcolm- 6	Michaela- 8	Sarah- 11	35
116	Sarah Davis	Malcolm- 6	Sierra- 10	Varner- 8	Zeke- 11	35
116	Hurleytennis	Caleb- 2	Hali- 8	Michaela- 8	Tai- 17	35
116	Crystal Lynne	Hali- 8	Malcolm- 6	Sierra- 10	Zeke- 11	35
126	PuddinSnack1	Aubry- 7	Malcolm- 6	Sierra- 10	Zeke- 11	34
126	george luminario	Andrea- 11	Aubry- 7	Malcolm- 6	Sierra- 10	34
126	BadPlayer91	Aubry- 7	Cirie- 11	Michaela- 8	Sandra- 8	34
126	K.P. Watershed	Aubry- 7	Sandra- 8	Varner- 8	Zeke- 11	34
126	prettyboyprobst	Brad- 10	Malcolm- 6	Michaela- 8	Sierra- 10	34
126	macontosh2000	Debbie- 10	Malcolm- 6	Michaela- 8	Sierra- 10	34
126	Kingoftonga	Hali- 8	JT- 12	Malcolm- 6	Michaela- 8	34
126	Max_Jets	Aubry- 7	Hali- 8	Michaela- 8	Ozzy- 11	34
126	Christina Bommarito	JT- 12	Sierra- 10	Tony- 1	Zeke- 11	34
135	Assistant Dragon Slayer	Aubry- 7	JT- 12	Malcolm- 6	Michaela- 8	33
135	Soccer Champ	Aubry- 7	JT- 12	Malcolm- 6	Sandra- 8	33
135	Dutch	Cirie- 11	Malcolm- 6	Sandra- 8	Varner- 8	33
135	Dezbot	Cirie- 11	Malcolm- 6	Michaela- 8	Sandra- 8	33
135	Alkanarra	Andrea- 11	Hali- 8	Malcolm- 6	Sandra- 8	33
135	Peachykeene	Andrea- 11	Hali- 8	Malcolm- 6	Michaela- 8	33
135	Matt	Andrea- 11	Hali- 8	Malcolm- 6	Varner- 8	33
135	MrBurkesButtons	Ciera- 0	Hali- 8	Tai- 17	Varner- 8	33
135	Crash	Caleb- 2	Hali- 8	JT- 12	Zeke- 11	33
144	danomite10	Aubry- 7	Malcolm- 6	Michaela- 8	Zeke- 11	32
144	Yoshi Kirby and Toad	Aubry- 7	Malcolm- 6	Varner- 8	Zeke- 11	32
144	Anthony DePaul	Aubry- 7	Malcolm- 6	Michaela- 8	Ozzy- 11	32
144	Jacob.Cunningham	Andrea- 11	Aubry- 7	Malcolm- 6	Varner- 8	32
144	TheClutchCity	Aubry- 7	Malcolm- 6	Sarah- 11	Varner- 8	32
144	Lira2012	Aubry- 7	Cirie- 11	Malcolm- 6	Michaela- 8	32
144	Survivor Clubb	Andrea- 11	Aubry- 7	Malcolm- 6	Michaela- 8	32
144	the sky is falling	Aubry- 7	Cirie- 11	Hali- 8	Malcolm- 6	32
144	Andrei Constantin	Aubry- 7	Hali- 8	Malcolm- 6	Zeke- 11	32
144	Something Quirky	Aubry- 7	Caleb- 2	Cirie- 11	JT- 12	32
144	ExtraLargePelican	Caleb- 2	Michaela- 8	Sierra- 10	Troy- 12	32
144	Something Bout Football	Caleb- 2	Michaela- 8	Ozzy- 11	Zeke- 11	32
144	Bundi	Caleb- 2	Michaela- 8	Sarah- 11	Zeke- 11	32
144	Marlene	Hali- 8	Malcolm- 6	Sandra- 8	Sierra- 10	32
144	free7694	Brad- 10	Hali- 8	Malcolm- 6	Sandra- 8	32
144	giorgos	Cirie- 11	JT- 12	Sandra- 8	Tony- 1	32
144	JoJo Bevilacqua	Caleb- 2	Hali- 8	Ozzy- 11	Sarah- 11	32
144	Irish Luck	Caleb- 2	Hali- 8	Sarah- 11	Zeke- 11	32
144	Jacob SW	Caleb- 2	Hali- 8	JT- 12	Sierra- 10	32
163	Taako From Teevhii	Caleb- 2	JT- 12	Malcolm- 6	Sarah- 11	31
163	forever1267	Brad- 10	Caleb- 2	Varner- 8	Zeke- 11	31
163	Lo Bev	Brad- 10	Caleb- 2	Michaela- 8	Ozzy- 11	31
166	Saturday Night Palsy	Caleb- 2	Debbie- 10	Malcolm- 6	Troy- 12	30
166	Brendan Guy	Caleb- 2	JT- 12	Malcolm- 6	Sierra- 10	30
166	fransesqua	Andrea- 11	Aubry- 7	Caleb- 2	Debbie- 10	30
166	Roswulf	Hali- 8	Malcolm- 6	Michaela- 8	Sandra- 8	30
166	PineappleDreams	Aubry- 7	Caleb- 2	Sierra- 10	Zeke- 11	30
166	Alex	Ciera- 0	Ozzy- 11	Varner- 8	Zeke- 11	30
172	m0nit0rman	Aubry- 7	Malcolm- 6	Michaela- 8	Varner- 8	29
172	Adli Hanif	Andrea- 11	Caleb- 2	Malcolm- 6	Sierra- 10	29
172	Alycia Swift	Aubry- 7	Hali- 8	Malcolm- 6	Sandra- 8	29
172	Maulik Shah	Ciera- 0	JT- 12	Malcolm- 6	Sarah- 11	29
172	WellDressedEvil	Caleb- 2	Cirie- 11	Michaela- 8	Sandra- 8	29
172	Flat Fifth	Caleb- 2	Michaela- 8	Ozzy- 11	Sandra- 8	29
172	Malory	Caleb- 2	Hali- 8	Ozzy- 11	Sandra- 8	29
179	BananaHannah	Caleb- 2	JT- 12	Malcolm- 6	Michaela- 8	28
179	StormofCuteness	Aubry- 7	Caleb- 2	Cirie- 11	Sandra- 8	28
179	Janice Teng	Andrea- 11	Ciera- 0	Cirie- 11	Malcolm- 6	28
179	Chris Diorio	Aubry- 7	JT- 12	Tony- 1	Varner- 8	28
179	Jenifer Pullman	Aubry- 7	JT- 12	Michaela- 8	Tony- 1	28
184	Ara Morin Acevedo	Aubry- 7	Cirie- 11	Tony- 1	Varner- 8	27
184	Diego Armando	Caleb- 2	Hali- 8	Malcolm- 6	Zeke- 11	27
184	Life Of Tai	Andrea- 11	Caleb- 2	Hali- 8	Malcolm- 6	27
187	hopefuls016	Aubry- 7	Caleb- 2	Malcolm- 6	Zeke- 11	26
187	Survivor Stick	Andrea- 11	Aubry- 7	Caleb- 2	Malcolm- 6	26
187	Haley Hann	Andrea- 11	Malcolm- 6	Michaela- 8	Tony- 1	26
187	TiminSoCal	Caleb- 2	Debbie- 10	Hali- 8	Malcolm- 6	26
187	Chivafan30	Ciera- 0	Hali- 8	JT- 12	Malcolm- 6	26
192	doctor wu	Aubry- 7	Caleb- 2	Michaela- 8	Varner- 8	25
192	do tell it's michele	Malcolm- 6	Sandra- 8	Sierra- 10	Tony- 1	25
192	Michael Bachner	Aubry- 7	Caleb- 2	Hali- 8	Varner- 8	25
195	Thisstickhasnoname	Aubry- 7	Malcolm- 6	Sierra- 10	Tony- 1	24
196	Drums X	Aubry- 7	Caleb- 2	Malcolm- 6	Michaela- 8	23
197	Mallory	Aubry- 7	Malcolm- 6	Michaela- 8	Tony- 1	22
198	phile	Andrea- 11	Caleb- 2	Ciera- 0	Malcolm- 6	19

Champions League

You guys, I kinda hate Barbara Anderson.

Emma becomes the first Purple Rock staffer to lose a player in this league, but she can look forward to all the points she’ll get when Sandra sweeps final tribal council for a third victory.

Outcasts League

The curse of first place strikes again! Last week it got Matt. This week it struck Black Dynamite. Beware of Sarah or Cirie scoring points next week, Alycia Swift. This is some Final Destination shit.

Other leagues

This season, for the first time, I tried to make draft-based leagues available to everyone. You can see the leagues (and check how your teams are doing) here: PRP fantasy leagues