You may have heard that we have decided to eliminate the Predictions post and won’t be predicting week to week boots. This is all true. The fact is, we were just too good at it. It ceased to be fun. Instead I will be predicting who will win the season every week. I call it Matt’s Premature Winners At War Wildly Ambitious Winner’s Prognostication. Or Matt’s PWAWWAWP. Catchy, no? Let’s dive into this episode.
Fellow PWAWWAWPians I have been reinvigorated! Reborn! There is a path forward to this season that can lead to fun and awesomeness that I have hoped for and wanted. But I am also confused. I feel like the winner was just popping up all over the place last week and I missed it.
The winner could be lurking in the background.
The winner could be in the center of a big group.
The winner could be front and center.
The winner could even be all alone!
But sadly I just don’t know. I just cannot parse what the show is trying to tell me. So this week I cannot choose a PWAWWAWP. I just don’t see the winner here.
But what do you think loyal readers? Last week your MVP was a tie between Sophie and Michele, so I’ll just proclaim by fiat that it was Sophie. Who ya got this week?
Matt is convinced that all Survivor contestants named Michel(l)e are bad tv and you cannot prove he ever said otherwise. Also if he ever takes a strong stance about why everyone else is wrong, it is he that is inevitably wrong.
Favorite seasons: Micronesia, Heroes vs. Villains, Palau, Philippines, Pearl Islands, Cagayan