You may have heard that we have decided to eliminate the Predictions post and won’t be predicting week to week boots. This is all true. The fact is, we were just too good at it. It ceased to be fun.  Instead I will be predicting who will win the season every week. I call it Matt’s Premature Winners At War Wildly Ambitious Winner’s Prognostication. Or Matt’s PWAWWAWP. Catchy, no? Let’s dive into this episode.

Well fuck. Yul went home and I don’t have it in me to pretend that I actually care about this joke one week after losing my favorite player ever. So who is my PWAWWAWP? One of these losers I guess.

But what do you think loyal readers? Last week your MVP was Denise, as was obvious to all, but who is your MVP this week and why do they hate Yul and my enjoyment?