These fantasy posts mirrored the winner’s edit this season, in that they were choppy, inconsistent, and at times just nakedly lazy. You’re welcome. [...]

Genuine apologies for the timeliness of these posts this season. It’s not a great idea to not have someone available as a backup [...]

This fantasy league post was really do or die. And I debated “die”, because it was less work. But here’s my “do”: JohnJohn [...]

Let’s be real- I took so long to get these up it’s basically week 11. JohnJohn is the co-host of the Purple Rock [...]

To play, or not to play. That is not even a fucking question WHY DIDN’T HE PLAY THE EXTRA VOTE? JohnJohn is the [...]

I cannot believe the edgic charts have failed us! You know what will never fail you, though? Spreadsheets. (Wait, is edgic on spreadsheets? [...]

Listen, this is just going to be dumb. Accept it and embrace it. JohnJohn is the co-host of the Purple Rock Survivor Podcast. [...]

Just a shot in the dark here, but: I’m guessing Genie fans didn’t love this week’s episode. JohnJohn is the co-host of the [...]

The pessimist says the fantasy post for last week is late, but the optimist says the fantasy post for this week is early. [...]

Fantasy posts are a lot like broccoli. Because of the…trees, I guess? And they, uh, fuck. I forget. JohnJohn is the co-host of [...]

Remember scoreboards? They’re back! In blog form! JohnJohn is the co-host of the Purple Rock Survivor Podcast. He can get loud too, what [...]