Let this be a lesson to you kids: Physical activity without a defined objective is a terrible idea. JohnJohn is the co-host of [...]

Alas, poor Sierra. Gone, but not forgotten. Hmm? Oh, sorry. Alas, poor Sarah. Gone. JohnJohn is the co-host of the Purple Rock Survivor [...]

I don’t know if I want to watch a game that punishes laziness. Seems kinda antithetical to my whole vibe. JohnJohn is the [...]

The teams are locked, so your failings will now be on your permanent record. JohnJohn is the co-host of the Purple Rock Survivor [...]

If at first you don’t succeed at losing, try try again. Like Maddy! JohnJohn is the co-host of the Purple Rock Survivor Podcast. [...]

Once again, I was unable to get anyone else to assume the duties of running this league for me, so…Welcome back to the [...]

I’ve out here hunting game like a John-gal tiger. Bouncing like a John-garoo. A John-lephant? Hmm. I’ll workshop this and get back to [...]

Ah, back to the old “I’ll get to it when I get to it” standard of fantasy posting. Fits like a glove. JohnJohn [...]

Remember when we used to post the standings every Thursday? Crazy times those were. JohnJohn is the co-host of the Purple Rock Survivor [...]

No, YOU forgot about it and then hastily threw this post together. JohnJohn is the co-host of the Purple Rock Survivor Podcast. He [...]

I’m trying to write this post on a phone, so any miscommunication is entirely due to that. Purple monkey dishwasher. JohnJohn is the [...]

No, you don’t get points for “finding” an idol that Dwight handed to you. JohnJohn is the co-host of the Purple Rock Survivor [...]