Reach your hand into the bag and see what terrible fate awaits you in this week’s fantasy standings. JohnJohn is the co-host of [...]

How dare you try to eat food, starving peasant! That food is to be dumped into the sand and wasted! JohnJohn is the [...]

“But it’s almost episode 2 already!” Yes. Correct. I will dock my pay for this week. JohnJohn is the co-host of the Purple [...]

How long have you been running this league? Ok, good. And you? How long have you been playing this league? Ok, good. Just [...]

All good things must come to an end. That’s true of bad things too, so it’s kinda pessimistic that we only say that [...]

“Sure, not playing the idol didn’t work for those other people, it never does. But maybe it’ll work for us.” – 5 players [...]

You know that saying that it would be funny if it wasn’t so sad? This is just sad funny. Funny sad. One of [...]

Everybody’s talking about Applebee’s, but I’m talking about whether you’ll AppleBE at the top of the standings this week or not. (That’s the [...]

The two most popular players taken out in back to back weeks. JohnJohn is the co-host of the Purple Rock Survivor Podcast. He [...]

I hide the glory of a fantasy league win, you seek it. That’s how this game works. JohnJohn is the co-host of the [...]

Procrastination doesn’t pay, you say? Well neither does doing this post on time. JohnJohn is the co-host of the Purple Rock Survivor Podcast. [...]

Nothing can *eclipse* these fantasy standings, amirite? Except an eclipse, I guess. But what are the odds? JohnJohn is the co-host of the [...]