I’ve always wanted a season of Survivor where it was essentially Final Destination for the least dynamic players. JohnJohn is the co-host of [...]

Now that we’ve taken care of all the required merge-related shenanigans, we can get back to my favorite thing about this league: Watching [...]

One thing that none of your teams will be getting this week is charity from me. Let’s check the carnage. JohnJohn is the [...]

Can you imagine having no vote and just being cast aside and viewed as unnecessary? That would never happen here in America. Anyway, [...]

Happy spring break to those who celebrate. Now let’s get to the scores after a truly excellent episode of Survivor. JohnJohn is the [...]

Look, I’m willing to keep you all in the fantasy league, you just have to promise me you’ll squash all this discussion of [...]

We’ve finally gotten through the chaotic madness of the first two weeks of the fantasy league, so now I can tell you how [...]

Welcome back to the internet’s longest-running, sexiest, and least rewarding fantasy league! It’s the Purple Rock Survivor Podcast Pick-4 fantasy league for Survivor [...]

The real fantasy was the friends we made along the way. JohnJohn is the co-host of the Purple Rock Survivor Podcast. He can [...]

Ah, the finale standings. Which are not to be confused with the final standings, which are next week. JohnJohn is the co-host of [...]

If the plan this week were called Operation America, it would have been marked by stunning incompetence and misplaced anger. JohnJohn is the [...]

Ok, holiday week is over. Get back to work, everyone. We’re not paying you to stand around and look pretty. Unless you’re a [...]