Look, I’m willing to keep you all in the fantasy league, you just have to promise me you’ll squash all this discussion of [...]

We’ve finally gotten through the chaotic madness of the first two weeks of the fantasy league, so now I can tell you how [...]

Welcome back to the internet’s longest-running, sexiest, and least rewarding fantasy league! It’s the Purple Rock Survivor Podcast Pick-4 fantasy league for Survivor [...]

The real fantasy was the friends we made along the way. JohnJohn is the co-host of the Purple Rock Survivor Podcast. He can [...]

Ah, the finale standings. Which are not to be confused with the final standings, which are next week. JohnJohn is the co-host of [...]

If the plan this week were called Operation America, it would have been marked by stunning incompetence and misplaced anger. JohnJohn is the [...]

Ok, holiday week is over. Get back to work, everyone. We’re not paying you to stand around and look pretty. Unless you’re a [...]

To my American friends, Happy Thanksgiving. To my American enemies, go fuck yourselves. To my non-American friends, hello. JohnJohn is the co-host of [...]

I scheduled a fantasy post to go up this morning, right? Right?! Shit! Let’s throw something together. JohnJohn is the co-host of the [...]

Rock draws- still as consequential and influential as ever. Someone should name a Survivor podcast after them. JohnJohn is the co-host of the [...]

Rock draws- still as consequential and influential as ever. Someone should name a Survivor podcast after them. JohnJohn is the co-host of the [...]

This is like the fall of some ancient city. Carthage, I think? JohnJohn is the co-host of the Purple Rock Survivor Podcast. He [...]